What do you think Johnny Spaceboots is like in real life?

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I refuse to believe he is a real functioning member of society.

I'd imagine sticky.

I dont think hes really a human. I think the Netflix synopsis algorithm became corrupted, and they all mashed up, resulting in his stories.

>implying Spaceboots isn't an AI

There's a guy on a BMW forum posting under the name "Johnny Spaceboots", but he doesn't really strike me as a gearhead - unless Gundams count.

Johnny Spaceboots is probably a freakin' genius, a super-intelligent statistician, a political analyst, something like that.

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I'm still convinced he's J.J. Abrams.

Love child of Mamoru oshii and Ingmar Bergman probably.