Better a DESS late than a DESS never.
>Songs, CD/BD releases, lyrics and general information
http://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa
>Hibiki Radio Station
http://hibiki-radio.jp/description/symphogear-gx
>Main S3 site
http://www.symphogear-gx.com/
>GX Zesshoushinai 1 [H&D]
https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=779923
>GX Zesshoushinai 2 [H&D]
https://kiboutoyume.wordpress.com/2016/02/21/symphogear-gx-zesshoushinai-2/
>GX Zesshoushinai 3 [H&D]
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=788322
>GX Zesshoushinai 4 [H&D]
https://kiboutoyume.wordpress.com/2016/04/09/symphogear-gx-zesshoushinai-4/
>Episode 13:
[Commie] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=739337
[H&D] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=759881
>Sixth BD Volume [RAW]
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=789194
>「SMASHING ANTHEMS」:
LOSSY V1 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754956
LOSSY V2 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=75496
>[ExSCNet] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX [320Kbps] (¡NEW!)
LOSSY - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=download&tid=797352
>GX Mega Folder
https://mega.nz/#F!19FVyBzQ!eKkp4fzmcyybty7rY5r0mA!wptxxQzI
Do it for the DESS
Previous thread: >>14112977
>>14121425
So gay the thermal energy could power California for the next 30 years.
>>14121433What's the deal with exhumating that Evanescence song anyway?
>>14121440
Because it's funny
>>14121440It's a bit of a meme I guess. The joke comes from pic related that circulated 4chan/twitter/tumblr. It's spawned a bunch of different versions for different fanbases.
>>14120671
First ep and it was because we in the threads had no real idea what this 'Symphogear' was going to be about so kind of stayed around to see it develop and what direction it will take.
Three seasons in and I still have no clue what on Earth are they doing.
>>14121447Yeah, I know it's a meme, just curious about what kind of cosmic power compelled anyone to remember Evanescence all of a sudden.
Early 2000s goth/nu metal was a weird thing.
>>14121421
Why is she so perfect
>>14121433
I wish I had someone that I could be gay with.
>>14121451
What are they saying anyway?
>>14121440
Because the meme works well with Kirika's edgy chuuniness. Girls like her listening to evanescence were fucking everywhere a decade ago. The proto-hipster birthed from the bowels of goth and emo.
>>14121465
Something along the lines of not!Hibiki saying how Miku is her Sunshine but with the wordplay that 'Sunshine' can almost be read as 'Blood Pool' hence the blood mark in the words is the point where not!Hibiki corrects herself and properly says 'Sunshine'.
If you don't have this hung up around your exercise area/room, you ain't shit.
I've been out of the loop for more than two months. Did anything important happen with our cute world-destroyers?
>>14121510
S4 and S5 got announced, GX OVA4 got subbed finally.
>>14121463
Hmm..
Well I want to start an energy company that sucks biomechanical energy from gay activity. By my calculations, we could easily hit a power output near a small nuclear reactor from 10 Hibimiku reactions.
I'll be taking applications soon.
>>14121509
> Exercise area/room
>>14121513
>S4 and S5 got announced
What? Both at the same time?
>>14121513
>S4 and S5 got announced
And all was right with the universe. Thank you, based Nana.
>>14121520
Yep.
>>14121520
Yeah, in a surprise turn of events. Japanese twitter went ballistic about Season 5 and we were over here on /m/ going "Wait, what about Season 4?" then it got posted on the official Symphogear website. Both got announced at the same time, for real.
>>14121520
BDS WHERE
>>14121520
At the Live. Hype reached critical levels and they had to vent the place so people could get oxygen.
>>14121509
I'm sorry, I don't buy bootlegs of art I don't like.
>>14121520
Announced during Symphogear Live. I guess since both days completely sold out they decided to go ahead and announce S5 on top of S4.
She licked the light socket once
and by once I mean often
>>14121535
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
>>14121531
I know it's not official, but my reverse image search didn't come up with evidence of it being ripped off from somewhere either. Please explain.
>>14121519
>paying for shit machines you can do better than. at home
>not getting fit for her, at home
>not doing it at home whatsoever
>>14121547
Clearly not trying hard enough
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49677903
>>14121547
I want to eat out Hibiki's ass at home.
>>14121520
>>14121550
Right. Gonna see if I can't track them down and give them some moonbucks too then. I just like buying fanmade junk, especially if they have thighs and a smile cheering me on.
>All these Earthquakes.
Looks like the Gears are going to be busy especially if a big one actually comes, though if it hits commiefornia they can just take the day off.
>>14121547Or take a hint from Beeks and go to a community pool and swim.. Much better for your body than land cardio
>>14121555
Who's on the left?
>>14121737
Firefly
>>14121741
Firefly? All I'm getting for google searches is Grave of the Fireflies.
>>14121746
Is boku notwintails
>>14121746
>googling Firefly is only giving you Grave of the Fireflies
Anon please.
>>14121534
Wasnt GX also like the top selling anime of its season?
>>14121808
Yeah, but don't let the saltlords on /a/ hear you, they'll go crying about MUH EVENT TICKET
>>14121808
It was.
>>14121813
>Going anywhere near sales threads or the cretins that inhabit them
>>14121808
The Symphogear magic is funny
>>14121813
Well, yeah, but since the event ticket only granted people the possibility to buy a good seat and not the actual ticket it's still a win-win situation for them. They got the money for the BD and the money for the ticket.
>>14121813
Are they lovers?
>>14121819
The drop was pretty big, probably because GX also got worse by the end of it, not because of event tickets
It's right
>>14121826
No, that would be gay
>>14121751
Oh, well if it's OreTwi you should have just said so.
Just in case you thought you would be affording 298￥ this month.
http://page16.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/u101345588
>>14121737
Twintails.
>>14121916
Finally I can have Chris on my crotch.
So, i'm downloading twintails right now, what am i in for?
>>14121936
Fetish Sentai Twintailenger.
>5 auctions, 30 total douijnshi
>all of them are non-H
This guy's purity rating is off the charts.
>also selling a bunch of Nanoha stuff
So is their taste.
>>14121421
Didn't like Kirika in S2 but she started to grow on me in S3. Also some really boner-inducing fan art helped.When do her and Shirabe get ultra gay?
![[AHSH] Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu - 02.mkv_snapshot_15.19_[2014.10.18_13.35.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LPadegF.jpg "[AHSH] Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu - 02.mkv_snapshot_15.19_[2014.10.18_13.35.19].jpg")
>>14121936
The best villains.
>>14121986
Was she ever NOT ultra gay?
>>14121998
I mean likekissing or cuddling in bed
>>14122017
>cuddling in bed
Maybe they do. I hope with Symphogear having 26 episodes that they use some time for SoL, even spending a whole episode.
>>14121986
>When do her and Shirabe get ultra gay?
You have been watching Symphogear, right?
There was never a moment where those two were not a ranchy yuri doujin-manga in the making... more so than Hibiki and Miku if you can believe that.
>>14122024
>Symphogear having 26 episodes
Two seasons, not two cours, don't get your hopes up when we don't have much to go on.
>>14122043
Could go either way, sometimes split cours are counted as two seasons
>>14122017
You know, they have tease that so hard that... I don't even think that they need to show that. I expect that, at best, cheek kissing and holding hands is likely as far as they'll go
>>14122043
It will obviously be split cour with the same storyline. We'll get different songs for each season though.
>>14122059
It's as if you don't think season 4 will become split-cour 26 episodes because of the 30k vol 1 preorders, and season 5 will become a 3 part movie series with a Platinum game tie-in that will outsell Madoka's trilogy.
>>14122081
>all of this makes Symphogear earn more money than Titanic
>Symphogear never ends
>>14122087
I wouldn't even be mad.
>>14122087
>Symphogear becomes a franchise of loosely connected sequels/spinoffs/remakes/AUs that come out every couple of years like Gundam.
>>14122087
>season Nana will be broadcast world-wide at primetime in all timezones by the collective Sympho-governments of Earth, and the proceeds will go towards making geah universe holodecks for every citizen on the planet
>>14122096
>>14122087
>>14122081
>Even after all that, still no Chris S1 Figma
>>14122104
>Every gear gets a scale, figma and nendo in all possible variants
>Chris only has bunny suit
>>14122112
>Statues honoring our fluffy goddess in every major city in the world
>Paintings dedicated to the almighty Zenbu
>Still no Figma
>>14122087
People have been trying to look for Nanoha parallels in Symphogear, but all along they should've been looking for Gundam parallels.
GX is like ZZ but if the shitty part was the ending instead of the beginning.
>>14122104
>>14122112
>Raped for years as a child
>Treated as a weapon by Fine
>NTR'd by Maria
>Only 1 figure
Why does Chris have to suffer so?
>>14122132
Well, she is getting another one.
And there is that one robot.
And the several Chris itashas.
Not sure if that last one is a good thing, actually.
デース vs だゾー, pick your side, /sgg/!
>>14122145
DESS obviouslyIs hell simply living with both of those and you can never move out?
>>14122145
なのかしら?
>>14122145
This is still /m/, so I am picking the more mechanical one and joining team dazo.
>>14122148
>Hell
I mean I'd rather live with Chris sure but they're not THAT bad.
>>14122151
Why is the 7th day honest?
>>14122182
Tsubasa, you are autistic, not retarded. That is Kirika's thing, you will be hearing from her lawyers later
>>14122199
>Shirabe and Elfnein in blazers and mini-skirts with sunglasses
Somehow, I don't feel threatened. Neither should Tsubasa, really.
>>14121528
Their shadows look so in-character.
I guess the characters were really more or less based on their VAs.
>>14122288
It's funny how Nana is a womanlet, but she is still the tallest of the 3.
>>14122301
Nip women are fucking tiny.
Maybe it also helps that Nana always wears heels not less than 10cm.
>>14122308
Oh, but the geah seiyuu's are kinda excessive, other than Hikasa and Iguchi.
Wiki places the average height for Japanese women at 158cm. Nana and Kayano are the tallest among the smallest and they are 5cm shorter than that.
>>14122323
>Zubaban and DESS are the tallest seiyuu-wise
Weird world indeed.
Speaking of the Live and seiyuus, I wonder if Minase Inori wet herself when she found out she's going to stand on the same stage as Nana's.
I wonder if Aoi teased Inori.
>>14122344
Well,yeah, after Maria.
Hikasa is almost at the average level. She is the same height as Hibiki.
>I wonder if Aoi teased Inori.
It's Aoi, of course she did. Either that or she creeped Inorin out with some Blazblue gayness
I was gonna post a webm of Aoi struggling to get on a tall seat but it seems my external hardrive corrupted most of my webms.
>>14122344
>I wonder if Aoi teased Inori.
Don't dount it for a second. Unless Inori was genuinely nervous.
>>14122352
>>14122362
I can imagine Aoi "accidentally" pushing Inori to Nana then running as fast as a thousand Tsubasas.
If you want an example of Aoi teasing her kouhais, go listen to the episodes of Radio Nanatsu no Taizai where she is a guest.
>>14121936
Lots and Lots of Maaya Uchida
>>14122409Honestly at first I didn't like Uchida Maaya because >gravure, but I guess her voice won me over.
>>14122421Understandable. I came already liking her because of Akibaranger
>>14122399
Is there a person Aoi doesn't tease?
>>14122409
>Maaya Uchida
why does that make me think of Madara Uchiha?
>>14122437
Us?
>>14122081
>Platinum game
Please I actually want to control the Gears when I'm playing.
Imagine if Symphogear becomes so big that Japan starts to count it as an important part of their culture. Imagine the Symphogear live's actually getting worldwide broadcasts.
>>14122459
>Imagine if Symphogear becomes so big that Japan starts to count it as an important part of their culture.
>someone goes around to every Kamen Rider statue and cements a stone-encrusted Bikkie figma next to it
>>14122443;_;
>>14122421
>>14122435I didn't watch Akibaranger, but I've liked her since she voiced Rea. I'm looking forward to hearing more of her in Seisen Cerberus, I love it when she uses deeper voices like that.
>>14122409
>>14122435
Hey look, yet another character with 3 sizes 90/57/85.What is up with that? It's not even just her, Chris and Asuka, I remember reading some other manga and those very same numbers popped up.
>>14122459
But if Symphogear gets popular then we'll get fucktons of shit eating mongrels too.
I don't want that to happen.
>>14122441
Because they have the same vowels and share several consonants in the same order.
>>14122479
Might be the size of perfection for some people.
>>14122479
I feel like Chris' hips should be more than that.
>>14122485
That might be an impression you get because she is tiny.
Even among the 3, she is the shortest(153), barely being beaten by Asuka(155) and Twoearle(161) towers over her.
>>14122483
I figured that might be the case, but even then, it sounds so specific.
>>14122081
>>3 part movie series with a Platinum game
A God-Hand clone for the first movie, a Serious Sam-like for the second one and a shameless copy of Metal Gear Solid: Rising for the final part right?
>>14122483
I prefer when the hips match the breasts.
>>14122509
Whose hips match the breasts more? Chris or Maria?
>>14122518
Chris by one centimeter.
90/57/85 and 96/62/90
>>14122525
Even the white woman is short. What the fuck is wrong with the water in nippon? Radioactive?
>>14122531
Chris is half-Jap. I'm pretty sure Maria is the tallest girl in the cast.
>>14122459
>Please I actually want to control the Gears when I'm playing.
explain further
>>14122531
Hibiki having close sizes to Hikage still sounds more bizarre to me.
Also Chris is a hafu.
>>14122549
170cm, yes, she is the tallest.
Next is Tsubasa with 167, Hibiki with 157, Kirika with 154, Chris with 153 and Shirabe with 152.
>>14122485
Just cause they have official numbers doesn't mean the art would actually resemble it exactly. I mean like that guy said, that one Senran character has the same measurements as Chris but her tits look twice the size of the Zenbus.
>>14122506
>Serious Sam
Wrong Sam
>>14121421
>Better a DESS late than a DESS never.
Just DESS me up, OP.
>>14122574
I dunno, he was pretty serious after a while.Vanquish 2 fucking never, travesty of our generation
>>14122570
Senran measurements are weird.
>>14122581
Measurements, like blood types, are often just slapped onto a character's bio for the hell of it.
>>14122570
Twoearle and Asuka both look like their breasts are titanic in comparison to Chris's, even though their band sizes shouldn't be that different.
In fact, Chris is the shortest, if anything her rack should look the biggest, I can only wonder how she'd look under Yaegashi Nan or Kasuga
>>14122059
>>14122081
>>14122087
>>14122096
>>14122459
>>14122469
I admire your brainstorming, /sgg/
>doc says I don't have brain cancer
Wew lads dodged a fuckin bullet right there
>>14122585
blood types are actually a weird cultural thing in japan where they think it can determine your luck and shit like that
>>14122592
You should see us talk about side characters!
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF ADULT HIBIKIPreferably with long hair
>>14122595
I know, the point is that they're often slapped on as an afterthought instead of integral to the character's design.
>>14122581
This. Hibiki measuring like Hikage is just plain weird.
>>14122595
They also took two nukes to the dick, draw eyes bigger than open mouths, and think that a girl not shaving means that she's pure, so every porn star doesn't shave despite being factually unpure.
I live next door to Mexico, and I can tell you to never drink the water in Japan.
>>14122595
I used to know the story behind that, it was just so inane I just can't recall and I don't miss it at all.
And I know the story behind the Itashas with far more detail than anyone would judge necessary.
>>14122600
Have this instead.I wanna see the geahs five years older so fucking bad.
>>14122604
We need Yaegashi Nan to draw Hibiki just to be sure.
>>14122606
> and think that a girl not shaving means that she's pure, so every porn star doesn't shave despite being factually unpure.
I thought it had something to do with prostitutes shaving or whatever.
>>14122616
> Itashas
It's a pun on "painful" (itai) and "Italian car", isn't it?
>>14122574
Chris is not that fast to go in a Vanquish like adventure unless the Staff is willing to do something about it.Still sad how little attention Vanquish gets...
>>14122594
That's one huge bullet to doge right there and there.
>>14122620
>I thought it had something to do with prostitutes shaving or whatever.
Yeah, what I typed was the "short" version.
The long version is that nips knew shaving could cut down on some STDs like crabs, so prostitutes shaved. Being unshaven means you're not a whore, so nip girls don't do it. To try and appeal to the wider audience, prostitutes now no longer shave.
tldr; nips fucking baka dess
>>14122627
How does one doge a bullet? Tape it to a picture of a shiba inu?
>>14122606
The blood type thing in particular is not that weird, relatively speaking.
"Stuff in your blood determines your personality, fate and shit" actually makes slightly more sense than "the position of arbitrarily picked stars and planets in the sky when you were born determines your personality, fate and shit". It's a 0.00000000000001% more than zero kind of thing though.
>>14122594
That's a fucking nuke you dodged anon
>>14122627
So replace the rocket knees with something else, like missile surfing.
>>14122639
You can't normally dodge nukes, anon.Unless you're Suzaku.
>>14122618
>25 years old Tsubasa
wipingsweatoff.jpg
>>14122638
If you have to use the words " determines your personality, fate and shit", you're already at a 0 for reliability.
What the fuck happens if I take a shitton of anti-rejection pills and swap my blood for someone else's?
I'd genuinely believe in Zeus before thinking that the slight differences in my blood cells is predestination.
>>14122594
Congrats anon, you can enjoy few more years of brain cancer-inducing anime.
>>14122624
I made a dissertation on it over here the other day. Yeah, exactly that. Cheaper cars in Japan meant every schmuck could buy one and people started seeing expensive cars as symbols of status.
>>14122620
>We need Yaegashi Nan to draw Hibiki just to be sure.
I second this notion. In fact, have him draw all the geahs.
>>14122651
Yeah dying before S4 and S5 would suck
>>14122618
Would Shirabe still be flat five years later or would see have finally hit her growth spurt? Speaking of growing DMJii could both be taller than Chris by this point.
>>14122664
At least you can finally see if Kanade and Serena is doing fine.
But yeah that sucks, you can't listen to Nana or Aoi in after life.
>>14122669
She'd embrace Fine by then. The VERY distant voice in the back of her head would have told her how to do magic and give herself D-cups.
>>14122650
>I'd genuinely believe in Zeus
Greek gods are the best gods.
They are dicks and you can't do anything about it.
No 'in strange ways' bullshit with Zeus. He just goes and BAM, turns into an animal and rapes some mortal chick or makes you suffer a fate worse than death for all eternity for not being perfectly servient to your houseguests or something.
>>14122669
I think Shirabe is going to outgrow Chrisin heightby S4, but will remain flat.
This maximizes bullying potential.
>>14122681
>Greek gods are the best gods.
That's why I pick Greek, Norse, Egyptian, and Hinduism as my go-to religions if it turns out we really live in Megami Tensei.
Zeus once peed on a girl and got her pregnant. That's some hardcore shit right there.
>>14122675
>would have told her how to do magic and give herself D-cups.
I'd rather think of Fíne fucking around with her and just making her do random shit.
>>14122689
Zeus once got a girl pregnant as a cloud of gold sparkles. Zeus does whatever the fuck he feels like.
>>14122697
Like those comics where she makes Shirabe turn lewd?
>>14122670
What kind of shitty afterlife doesn't have internet access?
>>14122702
It's satellite and you have to pay.
>>14122702
The one where you can live without any memories of your past and live very peacefully.
>>14122627
>>14122639
>>14122651
Thanks. Story goes that I have constant rocking dizziness. They tested my ears to rule out vestibular issues, and I'd have a lot more symptoms for a tumor. (Imagine it feeling like a slightly bumpy road)
Apparently it might be a sinus thing, it seems to dissipate with sudafed and psuedophedrine. It has a tendency to increase in severity depending on how I lie down.
>>14122697
Well, she'd help her get the d-cups after doing a bunch of random shit, like reactivating stonehenge to draw tits onto the moon.
>>14122699
That's the one I was talking about. The one where the girl's parents locked her in a tower so Zeus couldn't get her pregnant? Where he turned into a stream of sunlight and it got her knocked up?
If you're the sun, and you cast sunlight, aren't you technically peeing protons onto someone?
>>14122702
Well, just imagine listening to Nana while an angel is beside you the she starts talking about lewds. Its awkward and they might drop you to, you know, below earth.
>>14122712
You mean photons. If it were protons it'd be a beam cannon.
speaking of God and worshiping, I found this funny ass article making fun of the Religious Freedom Crap:
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/04/14/3769357/what-happens-when-religious-liberty-meets-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/
>>14122709
That sounds boring, and like an absolute hassle.
Like losing every single HD of your and having to start it all from scratch, but on a slightly bigger scale.
>>14122716
What kind of shitty afterlife doesn't allow lewds?
>>14122701
Not necessarily.
Maybe she tells her to ask Kirika to massage her breasts. Or act like Chris or Maria for a day.
>>14122720
Your sun doesn't shoot lasers? Your sun fucking sucks. I bet it only has fists.
>>14122724
Its boring for you because you still have your humanity and earthly desires intact.
I'm not a Theology expert but I guess if you're in Heaven all you'll ever think of is "its so nice here" for the rest of eternity. If you ever enter Heaven, that is.
> Fine will never talk to Maria though Shirabe and punish the "pathetic girl" for having the audacity to pretend to be her.
>>14122731
A laser is also Electromagnetic waves, not particles.
Wait, so was Mary supposed to have torn her hymen giving birth to Jesus?
>>14122740
>Fine!Shirabe will never see Maria tear up from a lack of self-confidence after a harsh scolding
>Fine will never try to assume a big sister role for Shirabe's big sister
I want Maria-onee-chan to have a Fine-onee-chan!
>>14122740
>tfw Fine will never posses Shirabe to have fun with the geahs ever again
All of the fun ideas they can do and yet Kaneko decided to make GX.
>>14122741
A ray of sunlight is made of many atoms.
>>14122753
I think you meant to reply to the person before me, I was talking about lasers.
Also, source? As far as I know, unless we are talking about solar flares or stuff like that, sun rays are just radiation.
>>14122750
Serena pls.
Also Mary is a virgin. She was impregnated by miracle from God, no sexual act happened.
Or that's what I remember, I have to read the bible yet.
>>14122764
Lasers aren't proton beams either, they're just collimated photons.
>>14122767
> Mary is a virgin.
That may be a mistranslation, by my understanding. Something about how, like in Japanese, the word for "young woman" can also mean "virgin".
>>14122764That was just a dumb reference.
Could help but quote Plan 9 there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voOH6MuuIPM
>>14122769
I know, I was the guy who pointed out that lasers are just electromagnetic radiation.
I think you are confusiong me for >>14122731
>>14122773
I don't think the church or even the Vatican would call Mary "The Virgin" for more than a hundred years if its a simple mistranslation.Also why are we talking about Theology?
>>14122767
>Serena pls.
I want Fine back, I want Maria to have an onee-chan to hug every once in a while, I want Shirabe to interact with Fine, and I want Fine to give Maria titty advice.
>I just don't know how to take care of Shirabe and Kirika sometimes.
>You gotta strap them to a wall while you walk around naked.
>Does that even work?
>Don't you already trust Chris with your twins? It's a proven method.
>>14122782
It kind of snowballed from the topic of blood types in character profiles.
Welcome to /sgg/.
>>14122782
Because it's /sgg/, we can work anything out of geahs and anything towards geahs.
I expect this conversation to result in the founding of a geah-based religion
>>14122776
Yep, that's a bad 1950s sci fi movie all right.
Anyone have the shot through the heart webm of Chris and Hibiki?
>>14122786
Maria can always run to Tsubasa to hug her, cry and tell her problems.
>>14122789
>>14122791
I've been here for a long time but /sgg/'s random topic generator still amazes me.
![[H&D] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX 02 (BD).mkv_snapshot_06.03_[2016.03.05_20.48.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/q6urpps.jpg "[H&D] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX 02 (BD).mkv_snapshot_06.03_[2016.03.05_20.48.31].png")
>>14122791
Convert to Zenbuism today!
>>14122786
Why did Fine walk around naked? After a few thousand years does being naked just lose its taboo eventually?
>>14122796
>Maria can always run to Tsubasa to hug her, cry and tell her problems.
Tsubasa don't know shit about parenting or tiddies, tho.
>>14122802
Yeah maybe she doesn't but I'm sure she knows enough to help a friend in need.
>>14122786
Reminds me of a funny doujin where DMJii overhear Chris and Hibiki wondering why Maria walked around clothed all the time if she was supposed to be Fíne
Which leads DMJii to believe Maria is a nudist and had been holding herself back.
>>14122795
I have the jeef.
>>14122804
It'd be one of those SoL moments where she gives unintentionally horrible advice. Fine would give the advice either halfway through to have Mari doubt Tsubasa, or at the end once the jokes have run their course.
>>14122805
God, I hope she is.
>>14122801
But she was being naked in a whole new body.
>>14122801
Maybe she gets off on having cold, perky nips?
Also says why she stuck around Japan all the time.
>>14122817
What if Tsubasa providing actually good advices is part of her gap moe?
>>14122796
Tsubasa would turn into a puddle of moe if Maria came to her asking for help. And Maria desperately tries to keep up her cool facade up in front of Tsubasa so that wouldn't even happen in the first place.
>>14122976
Then make that the joke. Maria spends the episode trying to get advice from Fine; being a nudist, doing S&M with the gaybies, subtly hitting on Genjuro without even her realizing it, only for Tsubasa to solve Maria's problem in one quick, smiling sentence.
Attached is a document depicting Tsubasa's expression during the punchline.
>>14123005
I need a 4-koma of this so badly.
>>14122795
I have FOUR shot through the heart gifs.
Bikki ver
Tell me about Miku, why does she wear the mask?
>>14123021
GOD THOSE ZENBUS ARE OFF THE FUCKIN ZENBU
>>14123025
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>>14123025
for you
>>14122795
Tsubasa ver
>>14123025
Ver ships Hibiki with guys. He had to prevent the lesbianism.
>>14122795
Shining Bikki ver
>>14122795
Yuru ver
(Sadly there is no Ver ver)
(Okay I'm done now)
>>14123052
I want to sleep on Tsubasa's lap and see her smiling at me when I wake up.
one of these days Maria is gonna come back from Europe and find Shirabe and Kirika groomed to be perfectly behaved, well read children with greatly improved grades.
And then she'll have a comical breakdown about not being a good mamacat.
>>14123063
I want to sleep on Chris's brests and see her drooling and asleep when I wake up.
>>14123064
Maria shouldn't have gone with Tsubasa to RONDON.
Why did she decided to go with Tsubasa anyway? To rape her in her sleep?
>>14123068
She wants the sword
>>14123064
Chris is a good babysitter
![Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.22_[2015.08.16_00.25.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AAxE0Aw.jpg "Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.22_[2015.08.16_00.25.15].jpg")
>>14123068
Well I guess you could say she went to study a broad.
>>14123064
Chris is the better mamu.
>>14123063
>>14123067
Love the Geahs in uniform.
![[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 12 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_11.41_[2015.09.23_23.05.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/0UZ5Bo1.png "[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 12 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_11.41_[2015.09.23_23.05.39].png")
>>14123063
>>14123067I want to fall alseep holding Kanade's hands, and to see her face when I wake up
>>14123067
I want to sleep on Chris' lap and be unable to see her smiling at me when I wake up because her Zenbus are in the way.
But then I can sit up and see her cute smile anyways.
>>14123068
she wanted her to be in
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>>14123073
A broadsword?
>>14123076
Nice to see you still alive, Kanadebro.
>>14123075
SUIT UP
![Symphogear GX - 07 [533747D9].mkv_snapshot_05.32_[2016.03.06_04.07.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4YGXU6S.jpg "Symphogear GX - 07 [533747D9].mkv_snapshot_05.32_[2016.03.06_04.07.25].jpg")
>>14123082
you're pretty sharp
>>14123083
would be nicer to see Kanade alive
>>14123076
Kanadebro, sup?
I'm glad to see you haven't given up on living!
>>14123084
Chris would probably tape like ten Noisy Crickets together
>>14123091
Oh, I thought they where doing Pulp fiction
>>14122017
You'll only ever get Hibiki and Miku cuddling in bed and bath-tickling
On the other hand Kirika and Shirabe do public handholding AND layered handholding, a level of lewd even Hibiki and Miku have yet to achieve
>>14123083
I'm always alive, hanging in there. I've been quiet because I accidentally caused the early death of threads a couple times, didn't want to do that again by mistake.I've been extremely busy the last week or so and I've basically collapsed into bed as soon as I got homeIt makes me happy to know someone kinda cares
>>14123086
Yes, yes it would.
>>14123089I have gotten dangerously close to doing so.
>>14123100
>I have gotten dangerously close to doing so.
You can't give up until we go drinking together. I won't let you.
![Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_01.15_[2016.03.03_03.58.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N4AINOn.jpg "Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_01.15_[2016.03.03_03.58.21].jpg")
>>14123100
all geahs are love. That includes the dead one.
>>14123096
I assumed MiB, but that works too
I still prefer her dead to alive, and dread any possible backstory/Tsubasa-Kanade side-stories
It's because dead, she's a saint who Tsubasa and Hibiki can look back on with nothing but memories of love and friendship
Alive, she might get GX'd
>>14123100
Any lover of my waifu's friend is my friend and my comrade.
Keep on living, Kanadebro.
>>14123098
Hibiki might be retarded but not as much as the poorfags. She and Miku know better, so they do that and a whole lot more at home until 2am. Mostly at home.
![[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 04 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_01.41_[2015.09.20_19.50.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/nFh1mFQ.png "[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 04 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_01.41_[2015.09.20_19.50.49].png")
>>14123103
That would be fun. Have to wait a couple weeks, though. Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is not wanting to betray her.
>>14123104
Well, most of the time at least.
>>14123100
>I have gotten dangerously close to doing so.
And how would you face Kanade then. Why unless you live life with honor and courage Kanade wouldn't give you the time of day. The kind of people Kanade died to protect are the kind of people who can endure pain, Kanade protected people so they could find happiness and fight on through the hardships that life brings them.
Kanade believes in the humans spirit. So you have no choice but to live up to Kanade's high expectations.
>>14123096
>>14123108
Between the open jackets and lack of sunglasses I'm pretty sure it's not MiB. Not that MiB Geahs isn't a cool idea.
>>14123109
As much as I love and miss her, I actually agree. I definitely wouldn't say I'm glad she's dead, but an anon mentioned a couple threads ago how her being dead allows her to be perfect. I would love even her imperfections, but it is nice, in a way, to have her perfect memory.
>>14123110
Thank you, anon.
>>14123119
Exactly. I love her, and I will always strive to fulfill her last wish. I can't give up. I won't.
>>14123129
>>14123109
Also she will always be 17 now
Look at Maria, she's an old hag because she kept aging
Man, Kanade, those sure are some weirdly shaped pupils. With that comment you're making to the person in the other room, you seem to know more than you're letting on.
>>14123137
I don't remember her ever saying anything like that
>>14123139
Maybe you don't remember Kanade at all.
>just after midnight on the East Coast
>impromptu Kanadefag conference
Right on schedule, /sgg/
>>14123109
In a way, her early death was a blessing. Now she can rest in Valhalla and live on in our hearts without her character being tarnished.
Here's a happy Gungnir for the fellow Kanadebros.
>>14123143
If I recall my mythology there's not much resting in Valhalla, mostly testing yourself in battle and grand feasting.
>>14123149
Sounds better than a lot of other afterlives
>>14123143
probably got a kickass new job as a Valkyrie or something.
> Hibiki dies of old age after a long fulfilling life.
> Odin is waiting in the afterlife to tell her how disappointed he is she didn't die a glorious warrior's death in battle.
>it's a "Kanadefag can't shut up about his dead waifu who had 10 minutes of screentime" episode
![Avengers - Earth's Mightiest Heroes - 110 - Everything is Wonderful {C_P}.avi_snapshot_04.29_[2010.11.10_23.54.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uqa55f5.jpg "Avengers - Earth's Mightiest Heroes - 110 - Everything is Wonderful {C_P}.avi_snapshot_04.29_[2010.11.10_23.54.23].jpg")
>>14123149
Come, friend. What more could a valiant and courage possibly need. We test our valor by day, slaying foul beast that would disrupt the lower realms and by night we regale our friends with stories of our triumphs and sing songs of triumph, though I should say our own singing voices where greatly lacking when compared to your friend's.
Hah hah, yes the song she sang of her adventure with the two headed frost giant was truly one for the ages.
