Well, /m/?
You can only have one.
Both
>>13939093
>Not Kei
The fluffiest.
>>13939128
One without the other just isn't right
Marry 2, fuck 10, kill 10.
Kei is for looking.
Yuri is for loving.
Kei all day, I'm a sucker for 80s hair.
Yuri
>>13939366
>suit design
TV Series > Project Eden >> *
>character design
Project Eden > TV Series >> *
>>13939420
>we will never have thighs as thick as Yuri's
>>13939463
I liked in Flight 005 where they got boob jobs
Yuri, all day every day, no contest
Two player Hard Corp esque run and gun when?
>>13939516
3D Third Person shooter would work really well actually.
I'd rather see them both on the chopping block.
>>13939516
that game is sooo good. glad someone else remembers it.
>>13939627
DAT OST
Shit deserves more love
>>13939627
>>13939647
Shame that you have to give money to Konami in the process.
>>13939663
Arcsys made it though
>>13939073
Kei. Kei everyday.
Kei, she's had laser hair removal.
>>13939073
Kei, is this even a question?
I want to shove my face in her crotch, breathe in her sweaty, womanly musk through the fabric of her buttshorts, take them off with my teeth, and eat her out like she's never even thought humanly possible till she coats my face and the in her girl-jizz.All while Yuri watches with a jealous, dejected look on her face, but I'd surprise her when I'm done by telling her she's next.
>>13940250
>You will never lie between Kei and Yuri, both of their tits in your mouth as you finger both.
>>13939678
Konami gets some money as the publisher and rights holder.
In fact they get most of the money and they're the ones who pay Arcsys their cut but that's just a business detail.
Kei's a slut
>>13940271
That just means she knows how to please a man.
>>13940281
Im not saying she doesn't know her way around a penis. Im just saying you'll get Chlamydia
>>13940281
Spoken like a true cuck.
>>13940292
This is in a future where M2F transition is absolutely perfect. STDs ain't gonna be a problem.
>>13939073
Y U R I
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>>13940305
not the ones you know about, no.
>>13940316
Worth it, mang.
Anyway, Yuri's had plenty of boyfriends too.
Kei
Would you shave your chest for Kei?
Yuri, but Kei is fine too. You can't go wrong with those two.
>>13940361
>that scene right after where he gets annoyed with them
He gay or something?
>>13940559
nah, man. He just had his fill of those pussies long ago. Doesn't matter how fly a bitch be, sooner rather than later she gonna be all on your tits.
I prefer them with each other.
>>13940296
Spoken like a true memeword shitposter.
Yuri just has the legs and ass. I would rather have Kei as a trophy wife, but Yuri has it where it count s. So much more cuddly.
>>13939073
Be Kei. Have Yuri.
Totally simple.
>>13941356
Kei is thicker, how does Yuri have anything more "where it counts"?
>>13944176
Hair?
>>13940305
Yeah I never got that, how does that work?
>>13940700
Manabe pls.
>>13944219
Same way FTL, AI and handheld laser small arms work.
>>13944232
Two of those things aren't theoretically impossible.
>>13939073
I don't know where the other one is.
>>13944212
>where it counts
Blue pubic hair? Count me in.
>>13944291
I don't remember much about that episode, but I'm pretty sure that was the one that made my interest in new Futurama drop like a plane without both wings.
I still haven't touched the last half season ever since.
>>13941399
What's Kamille doing there?
>>13944176
Yuri got the ass and legs, and smaller tits are perkier.
>>13939073
Impossible, they're aset_
>>13941399
Flawless
>>13944791
>and smaller tits are perkier.
she's not exactly "small" either
>>13939073
After filling out one of those "waifu" "charts" on /a/, and not knowing who it best described, some guy suggested Yuri fit my image of the ideal (animu) woman. I can dig it.
>>13945903
post chart so I can call you muh nig or fag depending
>>13945908
Found it. Apparently the thread I walked into was on 3/27/14 from the file date.
>>13945938
oh wow that's a lot more complicated looking than I was expecting.
>>13945938
Post template please.
>>13945960
You're lucky my pics folder is absolutely massive and goes back to around 2001.
>You will never press your face into Kei's ass and tease her asshole while Yuri sucks your cock.
Why live?
>>13939470
Me too
>>13939470
I wanna stick my cock in them.
>>13939073
>>13947672
Totoro/Cheshire Cat noooo
>>13947672
You choose Mughi? Whoa there anon
>>13939182
floofloof
>>13954746
You'll never have a comedic catfight with Yuri.
Who would you pick from the Flash?
>>13958438
>>13958440
still Yuri
>>13958438
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MAKING A .GIF OUT OF THIS SCENE
This scene alone makes Flash superior to the original TV series.
>>13958438
Still Kei.
Flash Yuri is even more of a prissy bitch and Flash Kei is even more of a sexy tomboy.
>>13958438
Always Kei.
>Only have one.
Lovely Angels come in a pair. You can't seperate the package, mang.
>>13961608
Be Kei, have Yuri.
>>13962666
>>13961192
>>13958438
>>13958440
>>13959688
Those things look scary.
>>13962681
Shush.
>>13962699
90's were the WORST for designs.
>>13964320
I liked Flash a lot. Being a remake I had reservations but as I was encoding it, the art has grown on me a lot.
>>13964320
And the 70's, 80's, 00's and 2010's...
All of which are beloved by groupsof people that grew up watching and reading them, and hated by the same as well as the old gaurd who despise the changes in every new generation. From goofy, to stoic, to dynamicly stylised and exagerated (and sexualized given the era), to soft&warm, and back to cartoonish.
Kei for life! She's just so much fun!
>>13964686
I don't care for the art style. It seems to be a low point of 90's-ness.
BUT, I don't think it's that bad. It's alright. It just has the unfortunate problem of being called "Dirty Pair". If it was called anything else it would not get the hate it does.
>>13964686
Gotta say that Kei's costume makes no sense and looks dumb. Maybe I was looking into her eyes all the time
>>13964725
People will always throw a fit when they redesign things too much. Like with Megaman Zero that was railed on for it as well. The theme park episodes were death, but they're like a concentrated version of the more "meh" episodes from the TV series. And, I wish that could have explored Kei's lack of confidence in her femnimity and resolve some of it thus becoming stronger as a person. Stupid theme park...
>>13964830
Actually I liked those. I'm always for comedy, so particularly that conman one (with Akio Ohtsuka) and the flower shop one were right with me.Yuri went to the date. SHE WENT.
>>13964904
It was the length that killed me. I like comedies as well, but that arc took way too long to reach its conclusion, IMO.
Yuri kept getting better and better looking, peaked at 005. Kei has always looked good.
Still, Yuri a best. I wouldn't want to get beat up by Kei when she gets drunk.
>>13964320
>>13962681
The execution doesn't quite live up to the designs.
>>13939093
The only not-gay answer,
>>13965300
That's full CLAMP mode
>>13965326
Kimura, actually (incidentally, he did do work for Geass later). If you want plain bad character drawings, just look at Tsukasa Kotobuki.
>>13964320
You take that back
>>13971439
So uh.... WERE they lesbians?
>>13971483
Not there (yet?) i think. But of course I ship them.
This cover is baiting for it a lot though >>13962666
So, isn't it about time they come back?
>>13971483
no more so or less so than the originals
>>13971744
Yep.
And I was thinking about how to do it.
>80's anime designs
>Mughi has the light novel design
>26 episode series
>story arc based
>>13973170
>story arc based
I'm curious how that would work. Not against it, but curious. I know Flash uses it, but to my recollection, the original Pair didn't even have a villain that lasted longer than two episodes.
What kind of villains would work for a story arc based DP using the 80s designs? The only ones that come to mind would be the Lucifer Syndicate from the novels and Flight 005, or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00ZIGnlJnQ
>>13974156
>I'm curious how that would work. Not against it, but curious. I know Flash uses it, but to my recollection
Flash used it more as a framing device in the latter OVAs. The first Flash series was pretty much an origin story too
>>13974156
What would be indecent by their standards?
>>13974156
It would have stand a lone stories, combined with a story arc or two that goes on through most of the series.
Now should it be a reboot or a continuation?
>>13973170
>>13974156
I want G-reco's character design to be used in a new Dirty Pair if it ever gets made, as silly as that anime was the mix of retro and modern was pretty nice.
>>13975479
I'd personally feel a reboot would work best. The older series mostly had self-contained episodes, so it could appear jarring if people suddenly started commenting on the Lovely Angels' previous missions as if everyone knew about them. (Especially considering the number of cases with death and property damage - though it'd be interesting to see characters affected by that catching up with Kei and Yuri, I'll admit). But to a greater level, it gives a bit more freedom for new tones and interpretations of the characters/plots. Like, it could re-visit the episode where Yuri's boyfriendwas dead the whole timeand take a different approach to it, maybe building it up over time before the reveal, or connecting the events to a major villain. Or have some time with Sandra from Revenge of the Muscle Lady before she betrays the 3WA.
I think part of Dirty Pair's power is how flexible the tone and plot are for spinoffs. We have the episodic and actiony TV series, the OVA series that ups the ante a bit, the spy-fi-ish Project Eden, the more fantasy-sci-fi Nolandia with very little fighting, the grounded buddy cop mystery in Flight 005, the additional casual violence and cyberpunk in the comics, and the greater focus on worldbuilding in the novels. It's a testament to the universal applicability of girls with guns ruining everything but still getting the job done. I hope reboots aren't afraid to go into new territory.
>>13944237
>implying hormone/gene therapy, test tube organs, and transplants are all theoretically impossible
>>13978124
I meant FTL and true AI
>>13977603
Hopefully that might happen someday. Even with the cute-centred direction that most of the industry currently takes, classic properties starring girls mostly don't even get reboots anymore (Sally and Minky Momo, for one), despite being sometimes famous like Sailor Moon.
>>13979083
>>13971439
I like how they committed to making Kei darker skinned in Flash, and her weird 90s anime Zeitgeist hair and outfit. Flash honestly isn't as bad as everyone pretends it to be, it's just people upset at a few minor changes. It's only three years younger than Flight 005, and now it's 22 years old. There's been worse re-adaptations done around that era, like Silent Mobius or Lodoss.
>>13980942
I don't think it's entirely bad, but characterization leaves a lot to be desired. In the original both were pretty useful in their own way and they had enough in common to make the duo work, it also made the occasional bickering funnier.
In Flash Kei is hands own and solves most stuff and the nerd guy inherits all of Yuri technological skills so the only trait she has left is being flirty and that's not even a shared interested with Kei anymore. You can really feel they had a boner for Kei, the downside is that Yuri is just sort of there. They even acknowledge it at some point, but she is pretty useless even after the arc that addresses her vanity.
yuri every time
I love them all except Yuri in flash.
Better as a woman? Yuri.
Kei may be better at her job, but Yuri isn't a slouch, and she isn't chasing men away by being more assertive, or being mistaken for a man.
>>13981029
Well I think that was sort of accidental becasue the first arc in flash was about Kei learning to get over her shit and become a proper agent.
>>13985612
I'm a little turned off that its still not treating the characters equally. Not identical, but they have always shared or split their talents, screentime, etc.
>>13985516
>or being mistaken for a man.
A man with fantastic tits
>>13985642
Well I understand the novels where very Kei centric to start with
>>13985688
In a universe with easy sex change that isn't unlikely.
>>13985731
Dirty Pair Transmetropoliton crossover when
Kei
Is the non-animated stuff any good? I've only seen the ovas, tv show, and movie.
>>13989090
What else is there?
>Original novel series
Heard these are nice. But different.
>Warren comic
Drawn by Warren. Ranges from nice looking to freakish.
>The Great Adventures of the Dirty Pair
Short lived comic series.
>misc
Extra shit like radio dramas that no one cares about.
Then the one game.
Missed anything?
>>13989110
Ill eat up anything Yas touches. I'm waiting on Venus Wars #7 to #14.
>>13989197
>Yuri wearing Lum's bikini
>>13992197
Have a reversal.
>>13992607
I didn't know I needed this until I saw it.
>>13992607
Kei outfit doesn't have cowboy boots.
2/10
>>13992607
Wow great.
>>13999029
Finally a chance for me to dump my Dirty Pair stash, neat.
>>13999641
D-delicious salmon nigiri...
>>13999944
We're just dumping now?
>>13985882
Somebody get Adam Warren and Warren Ellis on the line. And probably a different artist, cause I know a lot of people don't like Adam's art style
Speaking of Adam Warren, who else read his Dirty Pair, and what did you think of it?
How smooth is Kei after her laser hair removal?
>>13999641
>she'll never plant her crotch on your face after a rough assignment and demand you bring her to orgasm with your tongue.
:(
>>14000573
>Speaking of Adam Warren, who else read his Dirty Pair, and what did you think of it?
I didn't much like it. Warren needs to learn a lot of page flow and his writing can often cross the line into "Needlessly edgy"
Alsohe killed Yuriso he can go to hell
>>14000802
And the original author killed Yuri and had Kei fuck off into uncharted space in despair
>>14000807
he can likewise go to hell. Being the creator of something doesn't mean you can't fuck it up. See: George Lucas
>>14000807
>And the original author killed Yuri and had Kei fuck off into uncharted space in despair
Unforgivable
>>14000807
So, is it safe to avoid the second novel?
>>14000807
I don't think I've ever seen a source posted for this claim.
>>14000846
That's not in the second novel.
>>13944176
>Kei da fuck
> aww stick it in your ass
>>13949995
I guess you really don't go back
Dirty pair for Project X zone 3
Who would you pair Yuri up with
Who would you pair Kei up with
Kei started a ginger. Then she got pink hair and tan skin. Her race ethnicity become super vague.
>>14001907
But those aren't vidya characters.
And they'd be partnered wih each other, of course.
>>14001965
With Crusher Joe as an attached bonus fighter
>>14001907
I want X zone fags to go and stay go
Probably my favorite scene, distills the two.
The subtitles are late, and the problem only crops up when i encode it with webm for retards.
>>14000878
I think it is based on assuming that Yuri was Crusher Joe's mom. So the question is if that is true.
>>14002609
Kei's a slut
had more dicks in her than a policemen's ball
Yuri a qt
Man, who wouldn't get both?
I can't say no to fiery redheads and Kei's breasts.
Kei's breast couldn't say no to Yuri though.
>>14002609
Can you do it without the subtitles?
>>14000802
Warren went real fuckin hard with the transhumanism shit. Persistence of Being is still a motherfucker; that was horrifying as shit to read.
>>14006649
All this time and I have never once till now noticed the the two missiles with a dog and a girl on them.
>>14008997
They're Rei and Kuruma from Urusei Yatsura.
>>14010452
Woot, I spotted the 1-frames in the computer (not hard, you are bound to when you do yatta with the DVD) and the VHS tape of Carlvinson, but not his. Great.
BDs when?
>>14012913
i'm dying without this in my life
Who wears a bathing suit better? I'm going with Yuri on this one.
>>14022674
Hard to say, desu...
>>14023695
But woe's cooking would you eat?
>>14023818
Now THAT could be the ultimate tiebreaker. Gotta love a woman that is willing to cook good stuff for you.
>>13992607
>L-gaim girls
hahaha
Asian girls age like wine
Yuri erry day.
>>14023918
Yuri's looks more appetizing.
>>14023941
Now I want to see Dirty Pair: Cake edition
>>14023984
Dirty Pair: Lovely Angel Cake edition
>>14024009
It'll just be about Yuri and Kei realizing they are becoming too old for clubs and partying after they can't relate to the younger crowd anymore.
I've made myself sad.
>>14023984
One of Inoue's episodes did make a joke about how the two would be eventually be grannies, by the time they have to deal with some characters that return due to some shenanigans.
>>14024020
Yeah, that was the shemale episode where the shuttle the shemale, her lover and his dad were all on wouldn't return for 50 or so years.
Kind of still want to see Yuri and Kei in old age dealing with crimes. It would be fun.
>>14024020
I've always wanted to see Yuri in charge of the WWWA dealing with one of Kei's daughters and her partner as the new Lovely Angels. And, knowing full well that the situations that they get in were beyond their control but still having to deal with the aftermath with no one to blame but having to blame someone.
>>13939073
Even if it's just a name, I always have to go with Yuri
>>13939073
Fucking Exiled-Destiny video quality.
Kei best girl
Heyoo
>>14028001
Dirty Cakes? I like it. I like it a lot.
>>14028028
>>14028034
I'm going to need more of this.
>>14028056
I think Yanagawa Rio going to release a new doujin with these two in it.
>>14028034
What the hell is wrong with her nipple?
>>14028034
>Tramp Tattoos
>>14028198
Are you implying Kei and Yuri weren't already sluts?
>>14028204
Im implying tattoos are trashy and gross
>>14028259
Shit taste you got there
>>14028266
He's right though, tatoos are shit. Kei and Yuro are better without. Beside, >>14028034 and >>14028001 are pretty bad looking fanarts.
>>14028273
He (you) isn't.
>>14028284
You know you have shit taste when you have to resort to samefagging accusation though.
>>14028266
Sorry, I don't go for ghetto trash
>>14028308
Wew lass