ALRIGHT /m/! I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF MONSTER ISLAND AND WILL RELEASE ALL THE MONSTERS! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
All you'll do is unleash the midseason upgrade even earlier than anticipated.
>>13872696
Because look what happened to everyone else who tried that gambit.
You're just going to wind up Godzilla'd.
>>13872716
FINE, I'LL UNLEASH EVERYONE BESIDES GODZILLA
>>13872720
All this does is give Godzilla a scene where he breaks out
>>13872755
FUCK YOU, I'LL UNLEASH RODAN THEN
>>13872755
Had the same thought, tbqh
>>13872761
All that does is give Godzilla a scene where he kicks Rodan's ass first. Or maybe they'll even team up towards the end. Then you'll get double teamed by two kaiju.
>>13872766
FINE, I'M LETTING THIS GUY OUT GET FUCKED
>>13872787
He doesn't exist. He is the figment of a small Japanese boy.
>>13872803
FINE! I'M SENDING OUT THIS GUY
>>13872808
It fell into the volcano without doing anything.
>>13872864
FUUUUUCK YOU
THIS ONE THEN!
Because Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
>>13872889
Didn't the Sentinels get him?
>>13872696
Because if you release all the monsters the you'll have to change the name of the island and I'm sure that's a complicated process in legal and logistic terms.
>>13873272
Not really. In fact, sending out all the monsters would probably free up quite a bit of budget and open up some historically interesting real estate for development.
>>13873293
But's radioactive...
Do it. We'll just lull them back to sleep.
>>13872696
You'll end up having the world's scientists unleash their giant robot creations, with those robots ending up in the hands of teenagers, ex-military men, and /m/en, who then proceed to ruin all your plans.
>>13873420
A E S T H E T I C
>>13873427
Have you not seen what Godzilla's done to countless robots
>>13872696
Go ahead. See if I care. They rarely ever leave the Japan area anyway.
>>13873420
B A D C O M P O S I T I O N
>>13872696
My souffle isn't ready yet
You're gonna' fuck it up
>>13872696
>taken control of Monster Island
Aha! You may have the island, but you didn't say you controlled the monsters!
>>13873920
>>13872696
>Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Ur a fag and not many kaiju listen to fags.
>>13872696
Well, the worst that can happen is that the monsters reach civilian areas.
And then Ultraman appears to kill them.
>>13875245
Then who will deal with the monsters
Because this fuck exist.
>>13875277
>>13880180
What if Godzilla asks him why he am so bald?
Make Monster Island great again.
Because you'll only release a monster every satuday morningdon't fucking lie nigger
>>13880944
We're gonna build a wall, and Japan is going to pay for it.
>>13872696
How cute are these monsters?
I'm going to MARRY ONE!
>>13875277
Ultraman, duh
>>13880972
Cute if you can get around the mechanical issues.
>>13872696
Do it to purge the space rats!
>>13872755
You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>13872696
Because I'll suck your dick
>>13872889
Hank?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLH1otfilo
>>13873420
a e s t h i c
>>13873458
-One he barely defeated, but only with the help of a giant dog
-Had a rematch, this time solo against the robot and its pet fish dragon, and won
-Got killed by another robot, but was resurrected by a bird, and then got revenge
-Had a draw
-Essentially lost the rematch, but there was interference by a bunch of moths
So against Robots, he normally does poorly in round one, and comes back to win or do much better in round two.
Now, if the question was what has Godzilla done to Cyborgs, hes never lost a fight!
>>13885385
Godzilla judo flipped MechaGodzilla onto MechaniKong and they both exploded due to how sexual it was.
>>13885385
King of the Monsters =/= King of the Robots
