>at party
>really drunk
>talking to this girl
>she's going on about her scientist parents or something
>"So Casval, how about you? What are your parents like?"
>for some reason I just blurt out the first thing that comes to my mind
>"MY FATHER DIED."
>"BECAUSE OF THAT I BECAME TOTALLY ALONE."
>"HE WAS MY ONLY FAMILY."
Obviously I didn't get laid that night
Why would you do that, Char?
>>13794388
Do you actually pass yourself off as being named Casval or were you just too lazy to reword the question?
>>13794401
I don't know, it just came out. I thought middle schoolers were into anime
>>13794439
When around strangers I do actually introduce myself as Casval. I'e had one person in the last ten years since I turned 18 call me out on it.
Because of /m/ I join in arguments about whether or not Macross Delta is good or not. On the side that likes it, but just doing that is still pretty autistic.
>>13794441
>I thought middle schoolers were into anime
>>13794388
>not getting laid after asking for compassion
How?
You don't deserve to call yourself Casval.
>>13794454
Well this came in handy
>>13794446
I should go full autismo like you and start calling myself Banjo.
>>13794468
>I'm almost as old as Zeta Char
Shit, that's weird.
>>13794446
Holy shit what
You better post every fucking edit/redraw/whatevers of the OP image.
>>13794469
>>13794474
What's so weird about it? Isn't Casval a normal name?
>>13794388
I wait till a show is done and then marathon the fuck out of it, and don't return to /m/ for questions until I finish completely. I don't want to go in with bias.
I guess I also sometimes do pew pews with my Gunpla.
>>13794477
There are only like five worth posting
>>13794441
>middle schoolers
I know you're calling yourself Casval, but you don't have to copy that part. Disgusting
>>13794494
It's just a joke senpai
Brandy down the sink.jpg
>>13794503
Why didn't he just pour it back into the bottle? Then he could sit with the brandy for (almost) forever.
Is he supposed to be this awkward? I watched some of the devilman movies, and he seemed like such a weird fuck.
>>13794532
In the manga he's not awkward, but rather super intense and hard to be around.
>>13794487
There is literally nothing wrong with your post.
>>13794503
Oh yeah, that guy
>>13794481
It's not that, it's using a particular false name because a fictional character used it too
>>13794388
>being autistic enough to call yourself char
>getting drunk enough to blurt out memes
I know you were really hoping to tell her how she could've been a mother to you, but it's good that you didn't get laid.
Just imagine how freaked out she would've been when you shouted "K-KONO PRESSURE WA" and "IKIMAS" before cumming.
>high school
>girl I have a crush on talks to me about her insecurities
>tell her she should believe in me who believes in her
less autistic more funny story
>cooking for girlfriend's family
>pan frying some tofu
>her brother who was into gundam walks in the kitchen
>suddenly yells MIYO TOFU WA AKAKU MOETEIRU!
>I cracked my sides
I hum the getter robo openings when I fence.
>>13794981
>>13794921
>making a red pasta sauce
>accidentally dump some on my hand
>THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNINGholy shit this hurts
>>13794833
>not "KORE WA" or "MATILDA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
![Armitage III Episode 001 - Watch Armitage III Episode 001 on.mp4_snapshot_23.42_[2015.12.02_09.53.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wmPdtZf.jpg "Armitage III Episode 001 - Watch Armitage III Episode 001 on.mp4_snapshot_23.42_[2015.12.02_09.53.37].jpg")
>>13794388
>be with collage folks at a dorm room
>everyone brought their portable HDDs.
>anon, what you have
>show them my /m/ collection
>we don't watch cartoons anon.How about Naruto and DBz?
>mfw
I bang the first getter robo opening on every desk i encounter
>>13795424
Armageddon or?
>>13794532
He is fucking Satan.
Why were you expecting anything but autism?
>>13795427
GAN GAN GAN GAN, not IMA GA SONO TOKI DA
True story
>Never had a crush on a girl during high school, too serious about schoolwork
>After high school, don't run into girls often because of construction work
>Get a job with better benefits and even easier work remodeling a retail company
>Get a major crush on a girl who works there
>I have no idea how to be the suave cool guy, so I play to my strengths of being an honest and genuine person
>Tell her straight up, she's a bastion of positivity and I admire her "hardwork and guts".
>No really, you "throw a wrench in my works".
Obviously I didn't get laid that night.But ten days later, who knows?
>>13795475
>using a great line like "kimi ni ikereta metameta mechameka gurui" on a fleshbag
Cool, I know what I'm saying whenever a co-workers tries to get chatty and wants to talk about family.
>>13794569
But anon, it wasn't a false name. Other anon used the real name of a fictional character who used false names
>>13796317
Wasn't his real name Eduard?
>>13796329
Real name:
Casval Rem Deikun
Aliases:
- Édouard Mass
- Char Aznable
- Quattro Bajeena
>this thread
>movie usher me notices an empty theater
>had a coke zero earlier, kinda jacked up
>tells co-workers it is empty
>blurts out "For the WAAAGH!"
