Hope you are having a Great Christmas time.
The relevant link list:
-Songs, CD/BD releases, lyrics and general information: http://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa (embed)
-Hibiki Radio Station: http://hibiki-radio.jp/description/symphogear-gx
-Main S3 site: http://www.symphogear-gx.com/
-Episode 13
[Commie] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=739337
[HS] - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=737864
[H&D] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=759881
-Third BD Volume
[RAW] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=764187
「SMASHING ANTHEMS」:
LOSSY V1 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754956
LOSSY V2 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=75496
「BAYONET CHARGE/RADIANT FORCE (IGNITED arrangement)」
LOSSY - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=761023
The year is almost over but don't let that stop you from Believing in Justice and Holding Determination to Fist
Previous Thread: >>13665992
>>13673938
>Great Christmas time.
>Not "Chrismas time"
One job. You had one Job.
Are H&D ever going to translate zesshoushinais?
New MV for Minase's character in KOWASHITAI is out. Looks pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WpZMKFSteQ
>>13674006
Can't wait to see how badly this game is butchered for its western release.
>>13674013
>they're specifically looking for VAs that can sing
It's going to be trash.
Can you guys please give me the names of some circles that are doing Symphogear stuff for the upcoming Comiket?
>>13674006
Glad to see Minori's getting more attention now she's part of King Records.
Too bad she wasn't scouted in time for King Super Live. That would make a big impact on her career.
>>13674006
What is this?
>>13674079
SMTxFE, now Genei Ibun Roku #FE
>>13674083
That's a good news.
>>13674079
Ill tell you two things it's not. Fire Emblem and Shin Megami Tensei
>>13674083
Thank god.
>>13674057
There's that one guy making the Gary doujin but I don't know if he's part of any group
>>13674006
How is the game doing so far?
>>13673947
>>Chrismas
It still sound too weird in my head.
You know what's funny?
Maria.
>>13674057
I'm asking since I have a friend going there and I asked him fo Symphogear stuff, but after checking 2-3 names It seems they're all in the same place so it's a no brainer.
Too bad he's going to get there around noon so who knows what will be left.
>>13674105
Get better taste mate.
Why don't you join me in my daily prayer for Tsutanoha to make a geah doujin.
>>13674126
That ass, though.
>>13674131
ShindoL is better.
>>13674127
good luck getting any of the good ones, since most many symphogear doujins are small circles they are normally gone by 2pm and the good ones like Chris& friends will be gone by 12
>>13674135
you are mad I tell you, I mean I like ShindoL but Asanagi draws so much betterI bet no one likes Erect-touch
>>13674057
the main ones would be
hinaki
Unyon
activate://az
>>13674360
>Asanagi draws so much better
You're the madman here. Fatalpulse is low-tier. He can't even draw a good ahegao, and his female chara body proportions are fucked up. Shiwasu no Okina is better than him
Happy Family
>>13674435
Why is Maria without Tsubasa?
>>13674500
Tsubasa was already consumed.
The lolis are next.
>>13674079
it was supposed to be the SMT X Fire Emblem crossover
now it's something stupid like Hashtag FE or some shit like that
>>13674084
>>13674092
>>13674720
I'm not even sure who among the staff should be blamed for this.
>Directors
>Mitsuru Hirata
>Eiji Ishida
>Kaori Ando
>Producers
>Shinjiro Takada
>Hitoshi Yamagami
>Writers
>Yo Hadzuki
>Makoto Miyauchi
>>13674720
Sharp FE because aidoru.
>>13674982
# is a fucking hashtag
>>13674989
>watches animu series with musical motifs all over the fucking place and is about music in general
>can't recognize the symbol for sharp
>>13674989
This is the level of adamant stupidity that I'd expect to see in a Facebook post.
>>13675000
I don't recall any type of Sharp mentioned in the seasons
>can't recognize the symbol for sharp
it looks like a fucking # aka a hashtag
>>13675002
I like listening to music but I don't delve deeper
>>13675017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharp_%28music%29
>>13675023
it still looks like a hashtag.
Plus call it Hashtag FE pisses /v/ off
>>13675017
Do you believe twitter invented the # character?
>>13675017
># aka a hashtag
You mean, hash
>In the United States and Canada, it is sometimes known as the pound sign (particularly in the context of its use on telephone keypads), and has been traditionally used in the food industry as an abbreviation for pounds avoirdupois. Outside of North America the symbol is called hash and the corresponding telephone key is called the "hash key",
>>13675030
Hashtag FE is the best dumb name.
How are you going to spend National Bully Chris Day?
>>13674127
Tell him to look for anything that has Hibiki on it, and prioritize it if it has Miku too. Especially if it looks kinda like this. I'm sure you've already briefed him on Chris rape doujins. You can't go wrong with this tactic.
![Senki Zesshoushinai Symphogear GX 2 1080p.mkv_snapshot_06.07_[2015.12.23_23.24.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/l6Rq35c.jpg "Senki Zesshoushinai Symphogear GX 2 1080p.mkv_snapshot_06.07_[2015.12.23_23.24.31].png")
>>13674126
She's a silly one. That alone makes her one of the best.
>>13674126
Name the file 乙。 It's funnier in moon.
>>13675071
Posting Chris, mostly
>>13675071
>bullying Chris on her birthday
>People talking about ShidoL, Fatalpulse and rape doujin in general
>Idiot complaining about FE like a stereotypical shitposter on /v/ who came straight in from reddit
>Someone called Chris's birthday "National Bully Chris Day"
Well, this thread can't get any worse without someone unironically claiming topdad was a good character and GX was the best season.
>>13675232
Let's get that Neptunia guy back in here
>>13675232
Whining about it isn't going to do you any favors, particularly as people will always be free to talk about whatever they want, but yeah, these threads haven't been good in a very long time.
>>13675224
>Hibiki drops hints all day that Miku, DMJii, and the anime gang are setting up a surprise party for Chris when she gets home
>she spends all day saying things like "Those idiots better not do anything funny!" and "I don't really need a party, but I guess it would be fun"
>the moment arrives when she opens the door and the lights are off
>"You idiots can come out now I've known all day. You're not that sneaky."
>she flips the lights on
>nothing is there
>"Well I didn't really want a party anyways"
>Chris gets changed and goes to sleep
>>13675239
>Hibiki
That explains a lot.
>>13675235
The one who likes the games, or the one who doesn't know what a boogeyman is?
>>13675239
Too far
>>13675246
Why not both?
>>13675232
>Idiot complaining about FE like a stereotypical shitposter on /v/ who came straight in from reddit
legitimately complaining about a game is reddit tier?
>>13675254
>legitimately
It is par for the course for these threads though.
>>13675254
Didn't you hear? Disliking Neptunia is a meme too.
>>13675239
You forgot the last 2 lines.
>When Chris gets out of the shower, Chrisfaganon is there with a cake made out of anpan and several gallons of malk
>They proceed to enjoy a nice evening together while watching Equilibrium without the baka bothering Chris
>>13675265
>Chrisfaganon
I only wanted light bullying, I didn't want to subject her to torture.
>>13675264
Nep and Hashtag FE are two different things
>>13675254
>legitimately complaining about a game is reddit tier?
Complaining that the game is "too anime" followed by claiming that # is a hashtag is not legitimate.
>>13675264
>Disliking Neptunia is a meme too.
It was literally shitposting perpetuated by a couple of idiots on /v/. When no one can actually explain why something is bad (as is the case with Neptunia and FE), then yes it is a meme. But hey, don't let that stop you from making assumptions like an idiot.
>>13675271
It's a well known fact that Chrisfags are the best waifufags, as they have the best traits of a husbando.
>>13675280
>Complaining that the game is "too anime"
it's only "too anime" because it was supposed to be a crossover between SMT and Fire Emblem
and we got idolshit instead
>Looking for some nice Chrismas or Chris birthday pictures on pixiv
>Now many good ones
>Have to sort through "his" images
Life is hard sometimes. Those great birthday images will start pouring in any time now, right?
>>13675361
is 3 AM in Japan, have a little patience.
>>13674500
She's taking the picture
>>13674500
Why do you think Maria's wearing an ankle-length dress?
>>13675572
Maybe this page should clear up some of the confusion.
>>13675572
l-lewd
>>13675592
Maybe it would but I don't speak mars glyphs
>>13675592
> You can call me 'Mama' you know
>Wha?
>You can call me 'Mama' okay
>Wh-
Or something like that.
>>13675232
futa>lesbian
>>13674099
>>13674090
>not wanting Fatalpulse gear doujins
It's like you don't enjoy some dark fantasies every now and then.
>>13675735
Not everyone has sick 'fantasies'.
>>13675239Can you source that image?
>>13675742
>sick
Rude.
>>13675748
Rape is fucking disgusting. I would only enjoy rape on topdad, but never on a Gear or Miku.
>>13675743
>>13675759
As weird as it is to see Maria get hardly any screentime with DMJii anymore, for some reason I'm still perfectly okay with this trio.
>>13675232
>muh hugbox
>>13675759The twitter, anon, reverse gives nothing for twitter results.You're killing me here
>>13675770
>>13675754
>fucking disgusting
Well you can continue to shit on other peoples' fetishes or you can agree to disagree, like a rational person.Rape is a patrician fetish, all about power and dominance. I also can't fap to most vanilla at all, unless it's extremely well drawn/attractive to me in general.
>>13675779
Rape isn't a fetish, is crushing people for your own pleasure and if you want to do that to the gears you are a bad person.
>>13675770
Seems to be @hb_tbmr according to Google.
>>13675779
If you were in any way rational you wouldn't be considering things like rape to be mere fetishes, but sure, feel free to try and take the moral high ground and make yourself even more laughable in the process.
>>13675788
>fapping to rape doujins means you support actual rape
I hope you don't play any media where people are killed.
>>13675795
You're ruining my fun
>>13673344
> It's literally a sword that transforms into a bow
But does it shoot phoenixes?
>>13675788
>rape isn't a fetish
What?
>you are a bad person
Hardly. I enjoy cute gears doing cute things same as everyone, but I also enjoy things like corruption and rape as a side.
>>13675796
I'm about 70% sure that's not what he meant.
>>13675795
>moral highground
I'm just saying that there's nothing wrong with having a fetish. And that's exactly what it is. A fetish.Thanks for the source.
>>13675802
Maria's poofy jacket was absolutely adorable
>>13675808
>but I also enjoy things like corruption and rape as a side
Is your only defense the fact that you enjoy it as much as he does?
>>13675816
If this wasn't a big hugbox then that should be my only argument. We're not talking about real people here, this is all doujins.The penis wants what the penis wants.
>>13675829
>If this wasn't a big hugbox
This is what these threads have been since the end of GX though. To your credit though, it's not overly dissimilar to the occasional harmful impulses that everyone seems to get every now and again, now that I think about it.
It's still a bloody filthy preference to have though.
>>13675852
>It's still a bloody filthy preference to have though.
I accept that people don't like what I like, but this started because someone wanted to shit on something I enjoy. It's one thing to not like something someone else likes, it's another to bite their head off for no real reason.
>>13675852
>This is what these threads have been since the end of GX though.
Did you miss all the arguing or something?
>>13675860
Even in threads like this one, social norms are going to come into play. You should've seen it coming.
>>13675864
Most of the recent-ish arguments happened during Zoid's anti-/m/ breakdown, and their frequency drastically fell after that.
>>13675870
>Social norms
>4chan
I don't like rape doujins either but come on dude, this isn't really the place to flip out at someone over their tastes and expect others to side with you
>>13675877
It's not a black&white thing. These boards may be what they are, but the people in them aren't entirely antisocial.
>flip out
That was the other guy though.
>>13675870
>Most of the recent-ish arguments happened during Zoid's anti-/m/ breakdown, and their frequency drastically fell after that.
I think they're referring to the ridiculous arguments like those people arguing over whether Fine can alter boob size or not.
I like the one where Hibiki fucks Chris with her futa dick in front of everybody and there that part where she keeps yelling that she wants to go deeper.
>>13673742
Did shepull a Vividred and merge with Mamori rather than using her as a weapon?
>>13675894
Yes.
>>13675893
I like the one wherenothing happens.
>>13675900
I guess I should get around to finishing the show.
>>13675906
Take your time. Unlike symphogeah that one won't be getting more season.
Beautiful Spy Glasses time!
>>13676019
Cutest part of GX.
>>13676022
>THIS FINE DAY
>>13676022
>>13676027
GOKIGENYOU
>>13676034
DESS
>>13676019
For a while I thought Kirika had a glasses fetish.
>>13675807
What happened to Maria's cat ears?
>>13676062
That is Maria and Tsubasa's daughter.
>>13676062
That's her and Tsubasa's daughter playing around with DMJii's daughter.
>>13676069
>>13676071
And you claim that /m/ isn't a hivemind
>>13676069
>>13676071
Clearly that means Nanoha isOgawa's daughter.
>>13676082
Nanoha is like five years younger than Ogawa, estimate.
Then again Signum is thousands of years older than anyone in Symphogear.
>>13676082
>Ogawa dies
Do not want
>>13676089
Ogawa's not fifteen.
>>13676093
Hey, that's only in the Triangle Hearts continuity. He survives in the Lyrical Magical one.
>>13676093
Maybe seven years now that I think about it.
Nanoha's turning 21 next year.
>>13676103
Ogawa's obviously not the father of the franchise itself, you are a silly anon and you should feel silly.
>>13676123
What?
Nanoha was 9 in 2004. Ogawa was probably like 17-18 at that time considering he's probably in his mid 20s in 2012.
>>13676149
>implying I can do math in symphogear threads
That's my bad
Isn't she like 23~24 in Vivid or are we still not allowed to talk about it?
>>13675807
Can Signum's Barrier Jacket protect her from a Broken Caladbolg II?
>>13676156
She is but Vivid takes place 4 years after StrikerS, which takes place 10 years after the first two seasons.
Force is the one we don't talk about. Which takes place 2 years after Vividand relating it to Vivid also opens up more Force plot holes.
>>13676156
No, we don't talk about Force, but she's 25 in that
>>13676069
>>13676071
If you combine pink and blue, shouldn't their kid have some shade of purple?
>>13676274
Blue hair must be a recessive trait or whatever, how many naturally blue-haired people have you met?
That's what I thought.
>>13676283
so Blue Hair is the inferior gene?
>>13676071
>DMJii's daughter.
>blonde hair + twintails, cute
Yeah I see it but how would you explain her sounding like Tsubasa?
And then there's the blue recolour lurking out there too.
>>13676283
>>13676297
I can't imagine a Kazanari having recessive genes. Her genetics would probably beat the crap out of Maria's genes and send them running into a corner crying.
>>13676274
But hair doesn't work like that.
>>13676310
The kid could use some of Maria's chest and leg genes though.
>>13676322
>The kid could use some of Maria's leg genes and Fine's chest genes
>>13676330
>Any child Maria has could be a potential Fine host
Welp
>>13676310
No their kid would have Maria's body and hair, but Tsubasa's eyes. The gaijin idol genes would win. Partly because Tsubasa's reaction when her 11 year old daughter has larger boobs than herself is necessary.
>>13676342
but I thought Kirika was Fine
>>13676358
They were all candidates to be Fine, Fine can appear in anyone descended from her. And she was a MASSIVE slut so that's a lot of people.
>>13676342
They could be, if Fine wasn't permadead now.
>>13676358
There's a reason people thought Maria was Fine for half of S2.
>>13676344
Tsubasa doesn't give a crap about boob size, though. The only reaction we ever saw from her is mere acknowledgement that they are big. Never once has she shown any envy or inferiority complex about it.
>>13676368
In fact the same reason that Kirika thought she herself would be Fine.
>>13676368
>people thought Maria was Fine for half of S2.
Do you mean the characters? Because I never found her convincing as Fine.
>>13675685
The way Maria is saying it is technically phrased like she's giving permission, but she's basically giving a command and telling Chris to call her mama. The joke is that Chris doesn't want to call her mama but she wants to be called mama.
>>13675704
Non-H > H
Damn heathens.
>>13676526
Vanilla H>Non-H>Normal H>Sick fetish H
>>13676537
>Vanilla H
>Normal H
>different things
Eh?
>>13676537
Sorry, I'm a Chrisfag so any H is non-canon and non-vanilla.
Canon vanilla H stuff is great too.
>>13676541
Vanilla is just a couple fucking, it can be het, yaoi or yuri. Normal would be the rest except shit like scat, gore or for me rape which would be part of sick fetish H
>>13676564
Where do you put something like, I dunno, random example, dude getting NTRed, fucking the NTRer in the ass and turning them into his concubine?
>>13676571
Not him, but those are special tier. Just like Cast Aoi or Netori.
>>13676550
>I'm a Chrisfag so any H is non-canon and non-vanilla.
you can like/love a character and still like porn of them.All doujin material is non canon anyway.
>>13676582
Cast in the name of Aoi ye shorties
>>13676633
That depends on the character. It's a bit less nice in Chris's case, but pure vanilla is hardly out of the question for her given her strength of mind and her capacity for personal appreciation.
>>13676571
NTR, Yaoi, mindbreak?
>>13676644
>That depends on the character.
It really doesn't, though. There's no such thing as a special case for character porn.
>>13676633
While that's true, I wish more than one doujin or image set was non-tentacles or non-futa
>>13676633
Chris doesn't have a canon love interest in the show, that's what I was getting at.
>All doujin material is non canon anyway.
The two non-H Chris doujin are better than all of GX, so I'm going to tell myself those are canon.
>>13676656
I agree with that much at least. I'm not usually a fan of tentacles and futa, since most are poorly drawn.HOWTOSEX is 10/10 though.
>>13676680
>so I'm going to tell myself those are canon.But that doesn't make them canon
>>13676680
>Chris doesn't have a canon love interest in the show
Glasses schoolgirl x Chris otp
>>13676680
>canon
>love interest
>modern anime
>>13676685
>But that doesn't make them canon
The canon's pretty limited in that regard anyway, seeing as we skip a decent amount of time without seeing any serious SoL moments.
>>13676692
Huh?
>>13676690
go back to /fgog/ archer, we only accept Okita hereand BABBAGE
>>13676685
>But that doesn't make them canon
Sure it does. I'm relieving Kaneko of his command.
>>13676690
Try watching something that isn't an LN haremshit adaptation.
>Fatefag
Guess I shouldn't expect much.
>>13676696
He's saying that there are huge gaps in the timeline and things we don't see happen. The SoL fan comics don't contradict any parts of the story, don't contradict any personalities, and could very well have been what happened during those gaps in the story seeing as something had to happen during that time in world. It's like Oreimo where a million fan comics came out and the author basically declared them canon because they fit in line with the rest of the story. It's basically reading stuff that feels like it could be official material vs reading something that's clearly a shitty fanfic.
>>13676742
>Try watching something that isn't an LN haremshit adaptation.
The only stuff that usually gets actual canon love interests in years are either Shonen manga adaptations of stuff that began more than a few years ago or series that are dedicated romance which tend to be Shoujo. Sometimes there'll be an actual love interest in something like Aquarion but those shows never do well and not appealing to waifufags might be a part of that.
>>13676778
No. Many shows each season that aren't LN haremshit adaptations have canon love interests.
>>13676778
Gundam AGE has cannon love interests.
>>13676790
>cannon love interests
I wish.
They'd probably be less bland if that was the case.
>>13676790
Gundam IBO has canon childhood friend cucking.
Bravo Okada, you damn hack.
>>13676787
You missed the point.
It isn't that new anime doesn't have canon romance.
It's that nothing that sells well does with very rare exceptions.
>>13676835
>It's that nothing that sells well does with very rare exceptions.
First off, that was never the point. Second, that's completely wrong.
>>13676840
The last original IP I can think of that had a hefty focus on romance that also did well was Build Fighters, and that aired in 2014. And in the push to make Try more marketable they turned it into haremshit.
>>13676854
there was more than one girl in Try?
I mean there was Fumiko and the fat bitch but fatty seemed like an annoying side character.
I did drop Try like 14 eps in because it felt like it tried to cash in on on what made GBF good.I did youtube the only good part afterwards
>>13676863
They added a mary sue loli who fell for Sekai too.
>>13676297
> recessive genes
> inferior
That's not how genetics work, Liquid.
>>13676873
Shia was the only good thing about Try.And there's almost no doujins to celebrate her delicious character design. It's criminal.
>>13676571
What was that from, again?
>>13676778
I'm somewhat glad Logos wasn't all that popular. The few threads it had were nice.
We're talking about Try now?
>>13676571
>>13676885
Oh, fuck yeah. We're doing this!
Oh god Unyon I need this
>>13676892
Logos wasn't popular because it's Aquarion, which had two not so amazing seasons already, the second season just flat out pissed off a lot of people.
>>13676902
Well yeah. The Logos staff seemed to understand that, too, what with the main girl this time resembling Zessica.
>>13676873
>They added a mary sue loli who fell for Sekai too.
I think I might of saw her at the end of the last episode I watched
>>13676898
Dropped.
>watching White Christmas
>"Things that you would not do at home happen naturally"
I'm now imagining the girls at some sort of formal dance, and Hibiki and Miku get a little close/frisky on the dance floor while Chris fumes in the background
>>13676898
Is this actual hentai or what?
>>13676896
> fujo
>>13676873
She wasn't that bad. She was good at building and shooting, that's about it.
Hell, most characters actually ignore her existence and focus on her brother. Like, more people talked to and about that one dude whose whole gag was that they didn't remember him.
>>13676936
It's not gay if he looks like a girl.
>>13676932
Pretty sure it isn't, since it has no R18 symbol on the cover, but obviously there's some implied stuff. Can't wait to buy two copies when it's on the webshop.
Dolls
>>13676948
Maria's expression is wonderful.
>>13676938
Hell, she was supposed to be the captain of the not-Celestial-Being team but her brother seemed to make most of the decisions.
>>13676946
>but obviously there's some implied stuff.
>>13676963
It's Unyon and the reader self inserting to be with Bikki. There is literally nothing wrong about it.
>>13676946
>>13676963
Clearly Hibiki's just getting in some naked late night exercise.
>>13676956
Seriously. Her brother was more of a Sue than her. He was an incredibly good looking, super skilled fighter who everyone wanted a piece of and had no flaws, and never stopped grinning because he had no reason to ever stop smiling.
She was just the mechanic that could drive her own cars, and helped the protagonist learn how to build. He doesn't even consider her a love interest. Only the other harem members do.
>>13676938
I honestly can't say if thats good or bad through
For one part is ignoring the obvious perfect at everything character. For other part her whole character was to make a shitty love triangle nobody cared for
But then again Try is pretty bad so there is that
>>13676966
>there's nothing wrong with generic self-insert characters
Anon, please.
>>13676968
He doesn't consider any of them love interests, though, so that's not saying much.
>>13676971
>Generic characters
Don't twist my words. That's Unyon inserting himself, and it works effectively as a template so readers can do the same. It's not even a character, it's a stand in.
>>13676968
She didn't really have the best introduction in that she out-tanked a freaking Mobile Armor with her "totally not a Sakibure with a Gundam face"
Besides, saying "not that much of a Sue compared to other characters" in Try is a case of damning by faint praise.
>>13676969
>For one part is ignoring the obvious perfect at everything character
She's good at two things. This ain't Rey we're talking about here.
>For other part her whole character was to make a shitty love triangle nobody cared for
>But then again Try is pretty bad so there is that
Pretty much. When we first saw her, everyone was hyped for some interdimensional Reiji/Aila child, or just some Aila 2.0 or anything. Instead, Shia was barely even there.
>>13676976
I'm surprised there's someone who actually defends faceless men in hentai.
>>13676978
>Besides, saying "not that much of a Sue compared to other characters" in Try is a case of damning by faint praise.
How about "She's as much of a Sue as Team Try Fighter's resident builder?"
Maybe even less, since she had to win Lady Meijin's attention, while Yuuya got an all-nighter one-on-one practice session just because he was sad.
>>13676980
And I'm completely unsurprising that there are people who would twist words to such an extent just to get into some stupid argument. How about you learn to read before trying to pick anything apart.
>>13676985
I'm not doing this with you tonight. Get a new hobby.
>>13676983
>since she had to win Lady Meijin's attention
That was a lost cause because Lady Meijin was retarded
>>13676989
Yes, she was.
>Hey, Lady. I won the tournament. I get that 1v1 now, right?
>Of course!
>Hey, can we two side characters also join in!
>Why not?
>>13676987
>I'm not doing this with you tonight.
You started it with illiteracy. Get fucked.
>>13676980
you have people that will defend bad things.
There are people that defend shit like DmC, Other M, Hashtag FE, the SW Prequel trilogy, Pixels, Zesteria, etc..
>>13676999
>Hashtag FE
That has cute singing girls who fight though, I'm obligated to defend it as a fan of Symphogear.
Maria should have died, with Gary brutally killing then replacing her.
>>13677004
I like Symphogear but Hashtag FE is crossing the line.
and I like Omega Quintet for fuck's sake
>>13676999
There's a Strike Witches prequel? How did I miss that
>>13677005
This show is not for you.
>>13677005
What.
>>13677008
Well the author died, so.
>>13677005
The proper authorities have been notified of your location.
>>13677016
Here's what was translated if you want to read it: https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Strike_Witches:Volume1_Prologue
>>13677005
Why do you hate the new MC so much?
>>13677008
Star Wars you dolt.
never watched Strike Witches. Looked way too pedo pandering
>>13677026
>never watched Strike Witches. Looked way too pedo pandering
Is this real life?
>>13677026
>>13677030
>Is this real life?
Is this a fantasy?
>>13677026
>inability to recognize jokes, sarcasm, or teasing.
>>13677020
Many thanks, anon!
>>13677043
sorry, I have ADHD
>>13677046
That's no excuse, I do too and I still got the joke.
>>13677054
this is the internet, it's hard to tell who is joking
>>13677046
I do too and I still got what he said.
Find a better excuse.
>>13677054
I don't and it was a weak joke.
>>13677046
You have something.
>>13677070
Does he have that loving feeling?
>>13677071
School Maria is exceptionally cute.
>>13677071
Wouldn't anyone get suspicious of Micha's claw hands?
>>13677078
In a world where a pair of beautiful spy glasses give you godlike powers?
>>13677078
Maybe but then again have you seen what some high school girls do to their nails?
>>13677074
>you will never play beach volleyball with the geahs
>>13677071
>>13677076
Steve Buscemi pls.
>>13677071
>Phara with glasses
VERY YES
>>13677078
Nobody's been suspicious of the cult of girls with odd hair colors that all wear matching necklaces and skip school a lot.
>>13677076
Maria always looks worried about something.
>>13677103
But Anime-chan & Co. know about Hibiki and Friends' escapades in heroism.
>>13677105
Yeah, but the rest of the girls that enrolled there to meet Tsubasa don't.
>>13677104
Specially in the 'shinais, looks like she's always scared and clueless and trying really hard not to combust into a supernova of spaghetti all the time.
>>13677113
Maria is adorable and I want to protect her.
She'd be amazing atdriving our kids to school.
>>13677113
Pity in the series she's allergic to having a personality.
>>13677118
Hers is closer to being a "boring" one than a nonexistent one.
>>13677118
In the show she has to remain a calm and collected idol beauty. In the OVAs everyone is a blob so she can release her pent up frustrations.
>>13677116
>driving our kids to school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY
>>13677127
Maria is the blobbiest.
>>13677130
>>13677130
She's well rounded in all the right places.
>>13677137
so she's fat?
> You will never get close enough with Maria that she's comfortable letting her guard down and being a blob around you.
