Hey /m/, I made you a delicious meal.
Promise me that after the next battle, you'll sit down and enjoy it with me?
I'm allergic to like half the shit in there, I'll pass
I'd rather die than eat that.
Only if you eat the deluxe steak I made before you go out today!
>>13647706
Of course! I'll come back for you and retire, don't worry. Now allow me to look at this picture of you I keep in my mecha's cockpit.
>tfw no gf
>>13647879
>tfw gf bakes muffins for you
>>13647879
Thank god.
One less death flag to worry about.
>>13647891
I dunno, man. Having too little going on in your life can be a deathflag itself. Gotta keep thinga balanced like Hikaru and Max.
If Roy had pinecake instead he'd still be alive.
>>13647706
Of course. But first I have to report to command about this document I found that details exactly what the enemy's planning. I'm sure to get a two rank promotion for this. I can't tell you about it right now, but I do want to talk when I get back, about......us.
>>13647706
Sure, if I can show you this picture of my wife back home, and tell you about the son I haven't met yet. Good thing I'm retiring after this mission, though.
>>13647725
>This man later died of space scurvy.
>>13648172
Please allow me to help you. I just managed to get over a life-long trauma, and am ready to begin anew. I have a whole new life ahead of me.
![[Pineapple_Salad]Macross_7_22_(5DE13A01).mkv_snapshot_22.28_[2015.01.10_22.41.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/tJJRUm3.jpg "[Pineapple_Salad]Macross_7_22_(5DE13A01).mkv_snapshot_22.28_[2015.01.10_22.41.49].png")
That was a refreshing salad, although it chemically burnt my skin!
>>13647706
oh yum, Beargguy like fruit!
>>13648918
Is there a Bearguy guy in here who thinks that posting a picture of that dumb kitbash in every thread is funny?
>>13648965
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that mouth is TALKING with DIALOGUE!
>>13648965
I'm not the Bearguy guy, but he's fairly innocuous as far as shitposting goes.
Avatarfagging is against the rules however, and I'm not partial to such renegade behavior.
>>13648965
That's Alienhulk. Learn your shitposters.
>>13649068
>someone this autistic posts on /m/
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Sure. This next mission is supposed to be a cakewalk. But, just in case, I want you to have this letter. Please give it to my wife is something happens to me.
>>13647713
nice terrible genes
>all this thread
