Asuka turns 15 today
>>13592882
Wouldn't she be 14? I read somewhere that it would have made more sense for her to be 13 for most of NGE because of her birth date.
OLD
HAG
Too old.
>>13593008
Rei is gonna turn 15 too someday, too.
>>13592882
Canonically, she turned 14 on the 4th.
>>13592882
>goes to /a/ expecting the bike horn cover to be playing and all that jazz
>nothingI miss moot and his silliness
Time to delete my Asuka folder, she's too old now.
>>13592882
Chris please, stop using Dorkly's name.
>>13593097
So kill her and pull another one out of the tank.
RX or Sephirotic?
>>13592882
We'll give her a good birthday rape, right, /m/?
>>13597169
She deserves nothing less.
>Birthday 12/04/2001
you guys cant do anything right
>>13597263
Everyone forgetting Asuka's birthday is exactly the sort of thing that would happen to her, though.
>>13597275
Nah that's a Shinji thing
>>13597281
Yeah they'd remember Asuka's birthday and then she'd throw a fit about it in krautspeak because the cake was wrong or some stupid shit.
>>13597257
You both deserve to be shot. When did /m/ get invaded by edgy tryhard teens?>>13597257
>>13597275
It happened in the show too.
Asuka's birthday came down on the day before the extraction experiment to rescue Shinji from Unit 01 after Zeruel. For obvious reasons, everyone was too busy preparing for that and worrying about whether or not Shinji even existed anymore to cater to Asuka, so she spent her birthday alone at home. Even she knew that there were more important things going on, but it was still a shitty birthday.
>>13597612
You do know where you are, right?
>>13598595
Evidently Gaia judging by those previous posts.
>>13597275
I remembered, I just celebrated it elsewhere.