Relena looks like my high school math teacher. She was a 28 year old beauty that I wanted to fuck so hard, and I masturbated thinking of her over 100 times.
Now looking at a picture of her makes me remember that I will never fuck the love of my life.
>>13568762
Was it....Just Love?
I lurve Relena simply because there aren't any other /an/ waifus I can think of in anime.
Which Relena would you?
>>13568762
My calc professor looked exactly like Ray Beams. I shit you not.
>>13569005
I would have thrown every fiber of my existence into my pursuit of her.
>>13569028
Unfortunately, she acted just like Ray as well.
>>13568762
never watched wing but isee relenas appeal
i like katejina though, i kind felt she had this 90's school teacher kind of look. i think i just like longe blonde hair and long skirts
>>13569111
>Unfortunately, she acted just like Ray as well.
>Unfortunately
Trips doesn't understand the lust for /ss/
>>13569111
And this is bad?
>>13569111
>>13568873
>that dress
>>13569751
What is this?
>>13569816
Home Movies feat Eureka Seven
There was a teacher in my middle school years who looked almost exactly like Sumeragi, and was also around her age. Her hair was almost as long and wavy, but not as thick. Was also a lighter shade of brown. Taught world history, with a particular interest in European history. However, that kind of position wasn't readily available. I remember she was the object of fascination among many of the boys, myself included, as it was around the age where we're hitting puberty and was interested in sex. She also had that older-sister/motherly personality that Sumeragi had, but as far as I knew, not the drinking problem.
Funnily enough, her husband was part Russian and part German, and loosely resembled Sergei, and was a teacher and coach in the local high school.
It make watching 00 quite unusual to say the least.
I was around your same situation, /m/en.
You know what was the best remedy to it all? To the frustration of never being able to get it with those deliciously married teachers?Mesu Kyoushi
>>13569879
Similar here anon.
She looked the same way, only the hair wasn't wavy and she was shorter. She taught chemistry and was fresh out of college, we had her only for our last year. Every single one of us wanted to fuck her, heck even some girls were commenting on how hot she was.
The first time she walked in everyone was literally speechless, to the point where she got uncomfortable
>>13568762
I fucked your high school math teacher. Not a very good lay, honestly.
>>13568762
>>13568873
>>13568852
I want her to stoke my dick in a cfnm situation
>>13568993
>faces
Is this Tekkaman blade?
>>13568993
Red dress, ball dress, white dress, aristocrat World Nation outfit, space suit and ESUN outfit.
>>13568993
All of the above is the only correct answer.
>>13568993
None, Relena is so ugly
>>13570495
This
>>13570507
How's it like being blind?
>>13569879
tfw you watch 00 nearly a decade after Wing and get through half the series before you realize that dub Sumeragi and dub Relena are one and the same.
/m/ - Hags, Cakes, and Teachers
This thread needs more eyebrows
>>13568993
Dashing Relena.I don't even understand why she's trying to act girly.
She looks like she could kick the boys' asses singlehandedly even in her ball gown.
I hate how she got sidelined in the end.
Is the movie worth watching?
I still haven't gotten around to it.
Did Relena ever pilot a MS? She wore Zech's mask in FT, right?
>>13570948
Nope
>>13570905
>this is not in the /m/ booru
Fixing that now.
>>13570896
And sluts. Don't forget the amount of slut discussion and slut memes we have at times.
In fact, people mentioning G00 reminded me of the fact that my high school did have a legitimate slut who looked similar to Christina. She took automotive 1 and 2 as her free electives her junior and senior year and had slept with almost every one of the guys there; some of them in the same night if one of them decided to have a weekend get-together. Surprisingly, she never did get pregnant despite how many times she was pistoned raw. Last I heard about her, she married some biker dude in Vegas and was working in one of the stores along the strip.
>>13568762
Why are you attracted to retarded girls OP?
>>13569751
wtb gofundme to get H jon benjamin to read that
>>13568762
You should have proposed to her with a letter.
Remember to report and ignore blogshit
>>13573468
Better yet, make him into a fan of E7 and he'll read it for free.
>>13569238
Did your grade school teacher try to rape and then murder you?
>>13575081
Victory final episode is cum.
>>13570935
The movie is good, it's in par with the typical Wing schemes. I still enjoy watching it every year as a nice Christmas movie in vain of like Die Hard being an Christmas film.
The animation is gorgeous and Relena looks lovely.
>>13575501
>I still enjoy watching it every year as a nice Christmas movie in vain of like Die Hard being an Christmas film
>The animation is gorgeous and Relena looks lovely
mah niggahWing is boring way too often but EW is just fun.
>>13570896
/M/others too.
>>13575501
>Relena looks lovely.
This. EW business suit Relena is best Relena.
>>13568838
Oh, anon! What a cute pair of dogs!
>>13568762
That's weird. Ryoji Kaji looks like my highschool math teacher. He was a 20-something guy who just graduated teacher's college, and always found ways to put Jackie Chan in our questions.
Now looking at a picture of him makes me remember that I will never chill with him in a totally heterosexual way.
>>13568993
>no safari Relena
>>13575081
So I just noticed her eyes blanked out there just before firing her canon. Did she just Kamile herself by attempting to newtype link to Uso? it would explain why she goes full retard in the prologue and they were in the angel halo
There was a teacher in my school that looked exactly like MA-04X Zakrello, she was a beuty witht he same long claws for piercing federation mobilesuits and the same long range beam cannon so when i watched the episode it gave me a boner and i came
None of my teachers where hot enough to fantasize about, or neighbors so I had to daydream about being taught/living next door to characters I was attracted too, to be fair I was like 10It never really stops being fun
