ITT: Pilots who got laid.
>>13440759
>>13440799
>Haruto
>got raped
>Saki
>beta
![Flit.Asuno.full.1291198[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qMjgBYB.jpg "Flit.Asuno.full.1291198[1].jpg")
![[Kagura] Mobile Suit Gundam the Movie III [BDRip 1440x1080 x264 Hi10P FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.26.38_[2015.02.22_15.51.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8FzaVA1.jpg "[Kagura] Mobile Suit Gundam the Movie III [BDRip 1440x1080 x264 Hi10P FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.26.38_[2015.02.22_15.51.48].jpg")
He was so lucky
>>13440807
>KEEP A MECHA SHOW OFF THE MECHA BOARD
>>13440862
>>13440865
>>13440872
>>13440807
>>13440879
"No! I must kill the shitposters," he shouted!
The radio said "No, Anon. You are the shitposters."
And then, Anon was a Faggot.
And you can't forget it.
>>13440911
>implying he wasn't being keked by Amuro
>>13440919
>this filter
mods are keks
>>13440919
>>13440924
Wait, did kek get keked?
>>13440936
Kek
>>13440924
Best filter since "furry" = DRAMA
Nice job, mods
Lost a leg, but hey, got laid.
OP next time start with >>13440790 so we can watch Valvrager make an idiot out of himself.
>>13440855
>calling it rape
Go back to MAL
>>13440865
>VVV is the worst mecha anime ever
No that is Infinite Ryvius
>>13440924
I love it. I think they're doing t b h to desu too.
>>13440911
Reminder that he cried and begged Amuro not to kuck him.
>>13440924
>>13441152
Beautiful desu
>>13441178
KEK la KEK
Amuro was with Bow Wow first, bro.
He's begging him to continue his KEKing, desu.
What's with the filters, Since when has /m/ been a weeb board?
Rankafags still in denial, but he fucked Sheryl.
>>13441453
>since when has /m/ been a weeb board
Always.
>what's with the filters
When shitty memes stray out of their containment boards, this is sometimes necessary, candy ass.
You don't dress like that without being insanely confident about your chances.
>at first he didn't look very comfortable around her
>all of a sudden he's super happy about, they're an official couple and they even go on a date
Lucky son of a bitch got all the snu snu.
Wow, I had no idea there was a filter in place to be honest family. Can we still say niggers and kikes?
>>13441460
People really give a fuck about who got Alto? He was boring as shit.
>>13441577
Either Ozma or Michael would have been a better protagonist, and they got laid constantly.
>>13441550
that reminds me this guy got laid but kou is a top kek beta carrot
>>13441577
Alto best girl, faget/
D boy got some when he was braindead, it was so good he became lucid again but one has to question if Aki raped him.
![[Coalgirls]_Macross_Frontier_17_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[6781A72C].mkv_snapshot_18.55_[2015.04.01_23.22.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D94V5Lg.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Macross_Frontier_17_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[6781A72C].mkv_snapshot_18.55_[2015.04.01_23.22.59].jpg")
>>13441577
Alto a shit, but Sheryl is bestest girl and I want her to be happy.
they must have mad sex on the daily
Might've even gotten laid twice, depending on what Minmay was doing in his house.
the reason he became so edgy is cause he can't fuck his woman anymore
>>13442055
He'd definitely get laid in this.
>>13442285
fuck you. i hope you rot in hell
>>13442285
>how many dicks do you think...
>>13442291
Don't cry for dead whores, anon.
>>13442301
She was enslaved, she didn't choose her job.
>>13442293
Puru12 was about 10 or 12.
Marida is like 24?
About 12 years of good dicking.
Let's average about 3 per day to account for loss days due to health, regulars or gangbangs... 13,140...
Let's say about 10,000 dicks.
>>13442325
She was born a slave, her jobs just changed from a killer to a whore.
>>13442379
What about repeat customers?
>>13442390
That's why I shaved off 3,000.
>>13442325
>Ceмнaдцaть мгнoвeний вecны on /m/
well that's new
>>13442388
Ah, it's you again.
The slave is just a status, which can and should be able changed.
>>13442379
Marida is 18
>>13441588
Infinite Ryvius birthed Valvrave
>>13442411
A хyли ты хoтeл, poднoй?
>>13441453
>mecha
>not weeb
>>13442057
>Aki will never rape you
>>13442424
So only about 7,000.
Almost a virgin, really.
>>13442422
>Ah, it's you again.
??
She was CREATED to be a slave, better?
She isn't human.
>>13440919
>le kukc meme is dead
Happiest halloween of my life.
It's kinda sad that Kamille never banged Four
>>13442579
They banged mentally if that's worth anything.
Did Amuro fuck Sayla? Pretty sure he did in the books
>>13442585
Even better
Kekposting
fucking rip
>>13442666
Stick to trainwrecko faggot.
>>13442775
>>13442783
You evaded your ban to show us you're a stupid fuck, we get it.
>>13442805
Whoops, meant to reply to >>13442775
>>13442679
and nice bondage in episode 7!
>>13441550
Amazon was best girl.
She ranks pretty high in my top gundam girls.
>>13442590
He did in the books.
Pretty shitty considering Fraw REALLY liked him in the books.
He probably only fucked Beltorchitka because she's a whore.
>>13442895
Infinite Ryvius says hello and brought cinnamon spaghetti
>>13442914
Except it is the best in the franchise
>>13442917
>Zero better than Plus
Ahahahano.
Then again, Zero does have lots of Roy, and he's almost as handsome as Isamu.
>>13442938
Nope, plus Zero sounds better than most of the drivel from pre-7 entries
>>13442952
Cool mouth, does it talk with dialogue? Must a cherry ice cream mouth.
>>13441181
>>13441152
I'm very happy about this desu
>>13443265
It feels like something straight from 2007.
Which is kinda neat
desu
He piloted Gurren for roughly 1/4th the series
>>13443415
Aw fuck this guy.
Fuck you rousso
>>13441550
Absolute top tier victory, and well deserved. A normal relationship between two normal people.
>>13442116
hate this nigga
>>13442666
Valvrave has the charm of being so fucking bad it's actually an entertaining trainwreck.
It was the highlight of my week while it aired, desu.
>>13444294
If it entertained you, then it wasn't bad. You only say that because you're insecure.
>>13444312
No, it was bad in every possible level.
It was entertaining because of how hilarious it was to watch it fail at everything.
Unintentional comedy doesn't make something good.
>>13444320
Explain Cross Ange
>>13444330
You can argue that it wasn't completely unintentional, as I've seen many people do.
You can also say it was almost as bad, as I would. It didn't come close to the lows of Vavrave, but it was very similar in how I liked how bad it was.
>>13444330
No one can.
>>13441178
Which one's this manga?
>>13444347
If anything should be argued as being deliberate in its camp and "please do not tske us seriously, it is just an anime" values, it's valvrave.
This being the show that delivers the memorable CALL ME MOSES line, it is certainly aware of how full of shit it is, and just rolls with it and works a melodramatic narrative into things.
>>13442285
OVER THE FUCKING LINE
>>13441577
He's better looking than most ugly Gundam pilots that makes him a prize.
>>13442498
If you would give birth to a child to make him a soldier, does that mean that he has no other purposes in life? Even if this child would gladly became someone else.
>>13444442
>would gladly became someone else
She was born to be a killer and died a killer in battle, her stint at the brothel was just a tangent.
She wasn't rescued from the whore house to live a better life, but to continue her role as a weapon.
>>13442285
Fuck you man.
These two.
>>13444518
Enlisting in the NZ was the only way to stay with her only caretaker - Zimmerman.
How gay do you wanna feel today /m/?FUCK YOU FROZEN TEARDROPFUCK YOUFUCKSTILL MAD
>>13444840
IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY
LET'S REJOICE WITH THE BOYS IN THE GAY WAY
>>13444852
Alright boss.
>>13444923
The Taboo has Declined?
>>13442285How many dicks do you think have been inside Marida?Lets assume she was found three days after the battle (which took place on January 17, 0089), so January 20, and was put to work that day she was found. So we'll take 19 days out of the first year.The average hooker can turn 4 to 8 Johns an evening, usually between 30 minutes to an hour. But Marida was younger at the time and implied by the woman who eventually owned her meant that there would be less customers than usual. Lets go with 3 then, just below the lowest daily average (We'll assume that there were repeat customers, but we'll count them as separate dicks since we can't determine exactly when or how often recurring customers happened). We also don't know how many of those had multiple men involved, either.There was also the surgery to remove her reproductive organs along with the many abortions she received. We'll take off 3 months for the operation & recovery and another month for the combined abortions.She was working for about 5 or 6 years before being found by Zimmerman, so there's at least 1 leap year.Surgery + abortions + first 19 days of January she wasn't working = 139 days she wasn't servicing dicks.So that's 678 dicks.Then for the remaining 5 years, 1095 dicks each year, so 5475 dicks + 1 leap year for 3 more dicks.Marida has had around 5475 dicks inside her, give or take a few hundred dicks. There might be thousands more if as she got older she became more desirable as her body became more mature. If that is the case and her last two & a half years she became an average hooker, then she would have had closer to 8890 dicks.Other factors that are unaccounted for are travel and workplace related renovations, which could take off several dozen or hundreds of dicks.
>>13445011
5000 is pretty good. What a pro.
>>13442017
you saying hefocked
Can't remember if they fucked in SDF Macross but they definitely fucked in DYRL when the Macross finds them in the ancient city.
>>13445011
Just imagine how interesting would be your sex life after she'll get her medical treatment. She has great sexual experience so she knows how to make you feel good. And she's a Newtype, so you would feel even better.
![753f2c170d17ac0e47f5465fe2c66f74[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qHPLvTr.jpg "753f2c170d17ac0e47f5465fe2c66f74[1].jpg")
>>13442285
>>13445011
Don't be mean about my waifu.
>>13445114
What an adorable lesbian couple.
>>13445011
This is pretty hot.
he banged all of yourdedwaifus
>>13444320
It makes it good at being terrible
>>13446565
No, it just makes it painfully bad.
>>13446595
Just like your mom last night.
>>13441518
The shoes make him look like a Kingdom Hearts reject.
>changes partners like clothes
>>13450185
>huge slut
>literal mary sue
Why /m/ likes her again?
>>13450185
>changes partners like clothes
where does that "quote" supposedly come from. I have too much experience with /m/ making up quotes.
>>13450214
Because she is a huge slut.
>>13450214
>almost Heisei 28
>slutshaming
pls desu senpai
>>13440759
>>13441577
I don't care about Alto at all, but Sheryl deserved to be happy so good for her
>>13444923
We know Aida did
![[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam 0083 - Stardust Memory Remastered E05 'Gundam, To the Sea of Stars'.mkv_snapshot_13.01_[2015.01.26_07.47.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6OyX9kl.jpg "[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam 0083 - Stardust Memory Remastered E05 'Gundam, To the Sea of Stars'.mkv_snapshot_13.01_[2015.01.26_07.47.22].jpg")
>>13442866
>>13443499
Keith was perfect.
>handsome
>cute in a nerdy way
>witty and charming but not a smart-ass like Monsha
>a loyal and caring friend
>pilots a Mobile Suit (even if he's not ridiculously good at it like Kou)
Mora was perfect.
>smoking hot amazonian bod
>cute in a tomboyish and mature way at the same time
>has a really good head on her shoulders
>chief of a MS mechanic squad
Perfection deserves nothing short of perfection.
Meanwhile, look at Nina and Kou.
>>13440842
>>13440842
ghost blowjob
>>13450131
No, Nomura tried to copy Corin's swag for Kingdom Hearts. Don't get your timeline mixed up.
>>13445011But how many miles of dick did she take?
>>13454363
0.73 miles.
(8890*5.2) / 63360 = 0.729.......
>>13454370
Worth mentioning, this is at least over a 1 klick's worth of cock.
>>13454370
But that's would be like penetrating halfway and then backing out one time per customer. It doesn't account forthe plentiful thrustingshe would have had.
>>13454409
Then multiply .73 by the average number of thrusts per session and you'll have your answer.
>>13454409
>>13454418It'd be more like (average distance covered per thrust in inches) * (average thrust per session) * (sessions or 8890) / (63360)average distance covered per thrust is probably like 50-66% of 5.3 inches. No idea on the average thrusts though.
>>13451788
I remember the ending of Stardust when Kou saw Nina again. That face he had was the face of "Oh god this bitch is here"
Now on the main note
Though I do hope that Keith and Mora had a good long happy relationship and he was not killed in Zeta off screen or anything.
>>13442579
I thought they banged when he found her in the mountain research facility. Wasn't there a scene where they were talking back in her quarters? I recall him not having a shirt on. Or am I imagining remembering it that way.
>>13457042
I don't know what you're imagining but I'm certainly liking it anon.
>>13441460
He did?
I apologize for nothingParticularly Louise's family
>>13454432you could calculate average thrust in a minute & just assume average time taken for job to be done. the thrust should be taken as from start, to end & back to start again; like a complete oscillation of a pendulum concept.but if you want to calculate the distance instead of thrust, just neglect the complete oscillation of a pendulum concept. one stroke forward = a distance; stroke backward = a distance again, crank out the math later.the thrust shouldn't based on the top speed or overdrive condition, make it like usual because things could bet rougher when the sex times goes by until blow was made, & this makes calculation more complicated. so another average assumptions have to be set as well.a hooker scope job was like within 45 min or a blow happens (basic package), got blown less than 45 mins & the hooker will turn to next customer. this is based on my research in my country, not sure other countries though.you could take, maybe average (30 mins * average thrust in a minute) & you get average thrust per person. 15 min taken out for, maybe foreplay or something? that was only assumption & you could assume 10 mins foreplay, 35 mins sex time; or any other average assumption.because sex is a stuff that have no standard like calculus, maths & physics (you know, basic unit, derivative unit, etc etc etc...), so globally average assumption should be taken.
>>13454409if any case, presume Marida in static & make the average john as dynamic. or maybe average john was static & Marida as dynamic... however sex is a lively things & involved both parties, you could make both in dynamic. but then another average assumption have to made again.
Did Bellri ever fuck Aida, because if he did I'll start watching G reco right now
>>13459973
He did not when he realized she was his sister.
>>13450279
I'm still waiting for the source of that quote
>>13454258
>ooooooooo
>>13460090
DROPPED
>>13460639
pOnOs was inserted into vagOO
>>13451788
Keith and Mora were good people.
I hope they appear someday in a Gundam UC show.
God bless anon.
>>13461096
>wanting sluts
>even in your fantasy
If he wanted whores he'd be trying to fuck bitches in real life, desu senpai
>>13461096
A beta wanting virgins is like a homo wanting cock, completely natural.
>>13461110
Was it rally necessary?
>>13461142
>your fantasy is "unrealistic"
You don't say.
>>13461150
Your fantasy is boring. Even in fantasy you have to take the limp fish?
When I want to fuck I want to fuck. I want girls who can rock my world as I slam them into a wall. When Im done I want the room to look like a goddamn warzone.
Because that's fucking. And you're a pussy.
>>13461161
P-pls no bully, desu senpai
>>13461161
Who threw sand up your vagina?
Stop sperging out, dumbass.
>>13461177
>gets blasted the fuck out
>STOP.. STOP BEING A SPERG!
you really are a pussy
>>13461183
Not him, retard.
All you're doing is arguing why your favorite of Ice Cream is better and all others are shit.
Why are you so triggered that passive betas, as most of 4chan user base must be, would prefer passive virgins too as their ideal mate?
>>13461232
If you can't bully pussy faggots, who can you bully?
>>13461161
>not wanting a perfect waifu you can slowly train to be lewd
>not talking her first time slowly and then turning her into a semen demon infatuated with your cock
>instead wanting someone's used goods
I love how slutfags think fucking girls who put out all the time is alpha.
>>13461183
>>13461161
>fat whale triggered by slut-shaming
>pretending to be a "chad"
>on /m/
/co/mblr, pls
>>13461245
I want tokancho Einus kanchou's anus
>>13461262
>Implying Tessa wasn't the biggest slut of all
>>13444351
That just looks like slapstick, which is pretty easy to explain
>>13463547
More like SLAPASS
>>13441152
Tbh senpai that's cool
>>13461343
Doujins doesn't count senpai desu.
>>13440790
Rape doesn't count.
>>13469886
pOnOs was inserted into vagOO
>>13442077
>Monday: Fucked in the Alt.
>Tuesday: Fucked in the Weiss.
>Wensday: Fucked in Bullet's quarters
>Thurday: Fucked in the The R-3/tried to get Aya in a threesome
>Friday: Fucked in the Valsione/tried to get Lune in a threesome
>Saturday: Fucked in the Cybuster/Thanks to Misaki ended up in La Gias. Fucked there too/Tried to start an orgy
>Sunday: Tried to fuck on the Hiryu until Kai told them to cut it out.
>>13470039
...So Masaki just happened to be in Cybuster's cockpit while they fornicated there?
>>13461269
That's not even a good weeaboo room for that picture. There aren't even posters of naked lolis.
