CRASHING THROUGH THE NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-X8T6vYkLI
>>13390040
Is this the one where Roadblock is choking his snake?
WITH NO SURVIVORS
GASSING COUNTLESS SIDES
EVIL TAKES ITS PRIDE
IN ZEOOOON (ZEON)
ZEEEEOOOOOON
SPACENOIDS LAUNCH ASSAULT
TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS SALT
IT'S ZEEEOOOON (ZEON!)
ZEEOOON (ZEON!)
NOWHERE TO RUN
NOWHERE TO HIDE
PRESSURE SPREADING FAR AND WIDE
WHO CAN TURN THE TIDE?
Why couldn't the whole movie be like this?
Just a simple big budget version of GI Joe episodes of Cobra vs. GI Joe.
Instead we got some weird shit with Snake people, and all the Cobra and Joe characters relegated to the side to make way for some new jerks.
>>13391041
G.M. JIM!
G.M. JIM IS THERE!
G.M. JIM!
G.M. JIM IS THERE!
FIGHTING FOR EARTHNOIDS
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE
OVER LAND AND SEA AND AIR!
G.M. JIM IS THERE!
>>13391041
>>13391051
I love /m/
>>13391041
>>13391051
"Hey guys! Doc just called! He said Ryu is gonna be all right!"
"YO GM!"
>>13390040
This fucking intro. How can't one be pumped after seeing this?
>Hightower grappling onto a Cobra jet just to punch shit.
BE A HERO
>>13390040
This is so obviously animated by a Japanese studio
>>13391091
there's so much to analyze in this shit man, that guy climbs up the statue of liberty, grapple hooks onto a jet, punches out the pilot then jumps off and gets picked up by snake eyes who also action hijacked another aircraft as the one he punched out crashes into cobra navy.
Some guy just fucking popping off with his rifle at nothing, just going hammer.
Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat just whoopin some guys ass. That black guy and snow dude back to back bustin
THAT CHICK THREW A FUCKING SPEAR AT SOMEONE
some guy with a fucking flamethrower got played by a dog and a bird then punched out by someone with a damn jetpack
I mean its fucking chaos
>>13391110
I believe that was Hawk going in with his rifle.
Hell, General Blood was outright SHOT & KILLED by Duke when G.I. Joe appeared.
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
>>13391041
>TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS SALT
>>13391138
That was probably the intention, but Blood is shown alive later (even if he vanishes after that), probably part of the issues that came from the Transformers Movie.
>>13391108
It was animated by Toei. I'm pretty sure He-Man was as well. Just in case anyone forgot Sgt. Slaughter was a real GI Joe.
GOAT opening, brings a tear to my eye every time I watch it.
Here's some more Joe /m/ material:
That time the Buff Clan showed up to stop a shuttle launch
>>13391051
HOW CAN WHITE BASE FIGHT
THE NEWEST PROTOTYPE
OF ZEOOOOOOOON (ZEON)
ZEOOOOOOOON (ZEON)
JIMS WHO RISK IT ALL
TO DEFEAT RAMBA RAL
OF ZEOOOOOOOOON (ZEON)
ZEOOOOOOOOON (ZEON)
THEY NEVER GIVE UP
THEY NEVER SAY DIE
POSING WITH THEIR RIFLES HIGH
THEY SOUND THE BATTLE CRY
"Yo Jim! Yo Jim!"
>>13391206
Looks more like those walking police ships from Dallos.
we really need to make a '/m/ sings' version of this song, and then do a '/m/ draws' the gijoe move intro but replaced with gundam characters, obviously, to accompany it. who was running those the last few times?
The Joes go to space to stop an asteroid full of robots from crashing into Earth, so of course they bring a big robot with a giant claw on the mission.
>>13391225
Fair enough, the point is they're goofy and I love them for that.
>>13390040
Alpine went full MD Geist on that Firebat...!
>>13391180
>It was animated by Toei. I'm pretty sure He-Man was as well
He-Man was so not animated by Toei. That was Filmation.
>>13391041
>NOWHERE TO RUN
>NOWHERE TO HIDE
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
>>13391041
>>13391498
Now we just need to get a hold of Stan Bush
![fic-gdef[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/m3NKRgw.gif "fic-gdef[1].gif")
>>13391041
>>13391051
>>13391216
glorious
>>13392227
Fucking Dinosaurs and their fucking reality fucking bullshit!
>>13392227
For a bunch of terrorists, COBRA sure likes to eat their veggies.
>>13392324
It's a terrorist origination that also offers health insurance, and when it went belly up the troops were able to file for unemployment.
>>13392324
They may be a terrorist organization, but they still want to set a good example for the kids.
>>13392227
>>13392413
>adamantium kevlar
>>13391149
HEY KID
I'M A COMPUTAH
>>13393512
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
>>13390040
so can we all agree that Platinum needs to make a G.I. Joe game now considering how well Transformers Devastation turned out to be
>>13390050
Man, someone was showing off.
>>13394911
I'd play the fuck out of a Platinum G.I. Joe game. It'd probably work best as a third person shooter instead of a straight action game, but they've already proved they can do that with Vanquish.
>>13391051
>>13391041
>>13391216
This is amazing
>>13391216
>G.I. Jim, the codename for The Federation's daring special mission force. It's mission: to defend human freedom from Zeon, a ruthless terrorist organization, bent on ruling the Earth Sphere.
>>13391046
I heard a rumor that the snake people and the name "Cobra-la" was a joke from the writers, but The Boardroom people actually liked it and wanted to develop the ideas.
>>13391180
I saw that toy at a comic shop in Toronto and it was signed by Larry Hama. Pretty radical.
>>13393519
HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ON MY FUCKIN LAWN? EH NOW GIVE IM THE STICK!
>>13398885
Nice catch, blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
>>13394911
Sure.
someone screencap this shit
>>13395085
>A Federation Grade Hero, GM Jim is there.
>>13398895
The Arashikage Mindset could be the obligatory slow-mo power for Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow.
>>13398894
BODY MASSAGE
How do they kick Serpentor out in the Cobra army? I cant remember those days.
>>13399121
Baroness restored Cobra Commander with magic and then they turned Serpentor into an iguana.
>>13390040
lol i still get the goosebumps, its fucking amazing.
>archive.moe dead
>GN FLAG song lost forever
>>13391041
>>13391051
>>13391216
So would Duke be Gundam?
>13399169
https://desustorage.org/m/thread/13390040/
>>13394960
>a mercenaries type of game where you can hijack vehicles and destroy buildings.
i would love this
>Cobra
>An evil army of soldiers plotting to take over the world
We never see Cobra Commander's face, do we?
>>13399199
Remember that episode of Transformers in season 3 when Cobra Commander shows up. He survived into the distant future of 2006 and took the name Old Snake.
>>13399199
>>13399273
not in the show, although we do see his face in the comics
Screencap when?
>>13392413
>got launched and bounced off of the end of its turret
>>13394960
hell, didnt those shitty new movies basically have the vanquish suit in them
>>13399273
>Megatron is the Gun of the Patriots
>>13392227
>>13392406
>>13392413
These webms must drive /k/ nuts.
>>13390040
>talking about this inferior american bullshit that's NOT Japanese
What has happened to my /m/?
Thanks to this thread I'm imagining Patlabor with the C.O.P.S intro.
>>13400479
>Fighting crime
>In a future time
I love that goddamn intro
>>13400479
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=yBSHYXAeKfg&video_start=10&audio=Dy4YFDSDW4w&audio_start=1
That boy Char's gonna have to come up with a new hobby
Because he's knocked-off just about every ZabiFor fuck's sake someone help me come up with an /m/-related Roadblock rhyme
>>13400503
I am surprised how well it works.
>>13400330
>Not fighting for freedom whenever there's trouble
FRONT AND CENTER, MAGGOT! AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!
>>13401023
Shu is going to have to make a new plan, because we just up and put him in a jam!
>>13401023
Zeeks are gonna mope and gripe
when they face our ace newtype
>>13390040
You know, it's still a shame that the movie's actual plot couldn't even come close to what happened in the opening.
On a slightly related note, it's amusing how much damage Cobra manages to do in the live action movies.... and a shame about the plot in those movies too.
>>13399199
Hmmmmm
>>13402489
Rise of Cobra was pretty dumb but I liked Retaliation a lot, even bought the extended version a few years back.
Really dig those HISS Tanks.
>>13399273
>and took the name Old Snake.
>Old Snake
and he's wearing Liquid's trenchcoat, too.
>>13401023
They boy Judau is nothin' but trouble
And he just ran off with the Zeta double
>>13390040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeWnJVjYlQw
Fuckin' saved for future use, you /m/otherfuckers.
>ONCCCCCE I WASSS A CCCCCCCHAR!
>>13403424
Gaia Sabers are just about done,
The Jet Magnum will get 'em in one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdCyXeJf844
>>13409273
But he wouldn't be able to read that.
>>13409793
>>13410405
>>13390040
What a waste of perfectly good animation. It looks so gorgeous and it's... nothing but cheap military propaganda.
>>13411141
ugh...just, ugh...
#smh
>>13411141
MILITARY PROPAGANDA
>>13411259
The last Marvel issue even had Snake-Eyes writing a letter to his friend's son full of reasons NOT to join the army (or at least to think some more before enlisting).
>>13411333
G.I. Joe #155: A Letter from Snake-Eyes
or it's lesser known subtitle: non-stop bitch tears
>>13411605
*its not it's
nb for fuck-up
>>13411333
>>13411605
I know that dialogue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmczvWRhxbA&list=PL0XlUlNYhIUerT-g58jtIpalBUGL66bH9
>>13399169
That's what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket.
>>13412487
>ywn drive a HISS.
>>13411259
>>13411605
It always struck me as a kid how the GI Joe comic, while not necessarily anti-war, didn't shy away from showing that being a soldier is a thankless job, and how much the Government doesn't give a shit about them. Hell, I think in the comic the US Government screwed over the Joes almost as often as Cobra did!
>tfw GI Joe came close to beating Cobra and taking Cobra Island only to be called off at the last minute because Cobra Lawyers offered the US sweet oil and mineral contracts.
This is just like my real life America.
>>13404014
I still say Zeon would have won if Char didn't try to overthrow the Zabi family evey week.
>>13412506
>>tfw GI Joe came close to beating Cobra and taking Cobra Island only to be called off at the last minute because Cobra Lawyers offered the US sweet oil and mineral contracts.
The best part was a while later, when the Joes had to get involved in the war between Cobra Commander and Serpentor's factions on Serpentor's behalf, because the US government preferred his "constitutional monarchy" to CC's totalitarian regime.
>>13412506
>tfw GI Joe came close to beating Cobra and taking Cobra Island only to be called off at the last minute because Cobra Lawyers offered the US sweet oil and mineral contracts.
Is it sad that I can see something like this happening? That, or they would just take it from them?
>>13413273
No. I think the best part is after all that happened the "Puppeteers" in the U.S. Gov tried to make it sound like they went A.W.O.L. to help Cobra Commander and Destro ended up being the one to save their butts with the most astonishing delivery of a receipt I have yet seen.
>>13412506
Larry Hama is all about showing the consequences of war and conflict. Oh, and ninjas. Lots of ninjas
>>13413273
pic related, also:
>Small Arms Digest
>Knife Fighting
>>13412323
I like the whole album a lot. Made my own super cut of all the "Letters" in audacity
>>13413442
I prefer the original cut of Fred Broca. Other than that I fucking love the album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U84Zn4T3rYQ
>>13413402
Destro may have been this best part of the entire comic.
Dude was a fucking boss.
>>13412544
Zeon Commander looks awesome.
And is just me or the Divine Crusaders are just COBRA for /m/?
So anyone following the current R.A.H. comics?
>>13417872R.I.P., Snake-Eyes. ;_;7
>>13411259
Yeah but some people are just born into shitty poor lives and the military are the only ones that'll take them.
>>13417872
Finally giving it a go and catching up.
Just got done with the blue cyborg ninja clan story.
I'm enjoying the new comics, but I prefer the old stuff. Some of the arcs are too "written for trades" for me
>>13418011
I've managed to avoid spoilers for the most part, but I've heard rumblings of this and I don't want to believe it's anything more than a ruse.not opening that picture for fear of spoilers[/spoilers]
>>13418114
I chock some of it up to him getting himself back up to speed after time off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l647KoYap5Q
>>13419450
Good ol' What's-his-name.
Some of my favorite issues were the ones about the pilots, like Ace versus Wild Weasel in #34.
>>13413688
Those are some big lips you got there Destro.
>>13419450
Interesting that they based that on the Testor's F-19 Stealth Fighter model kit, which was released before the actual stealth fighter was shown.
http://www.fantastic-plastic.com/TESTORS%20F-19%20STEALTH%20PAGE.htm
>>13423110
I'm still intrigued at how little that style of stealth is used.
>>13398909
Already done my friend!
South Burning is Duke. I can't see it no other way.
Would General Revil be General Flagg?
>you'll never do some cobra chasin' while rippin' through the swamp cannons blazin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvKk6jN8QU
>>13427083
Either him or if you want to go to other /m/ series, I say Goval from Macross..
>>13391180
He-Man was animated in the US by Filmation. Toei did (most of) the first two seasons of Transformers though.
>>13419787
that respect
>>13427333
>mfw
>>13427083
Frontal would've had a much harder time going against the motherfucking USS Flagg
https://youtu.be/vYAiuJoZ7JI
>>13401023
Bright, it ain't your fault. But we're running low on salt.
>>13403424
Flawless 10/10
>charismatic but a frequent asshole to his immediate subordinates
>frequently disrupts what are mostly otherwise strategically sound missions due to ego and insecurity
>temper tantrums like a five year old; throwing furniture at everything and anything
Was Cobra Commander an ersatz Hitler?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thbICk05yPk
>>13428237
>kung-fu grip
Is there another context for that phrase that isn't making dirty jokes?
>>13428237
There goes Jerid, love is in the air.
He's talkin' to that girl with the blue hair!
>>13404014
>>13412544
>>13428439
>this level of incompetence
it's amazing he stuck around cobra for so long.
>>13428439
>'When the Dominator is operational again, we shall seize control of the world!'
cobra confirmed for zeon as fuck.
>>13432597
If you want a contrasting take on the Commander, you might want to give the old comics by Larry Hama a look see.
NEVER FORGET
>>13432752
larry hama was the garth ennis of his day
https://youtu.be/Pz59tFR2KMs
>>13399121
In the comics, Zartan sniped him with a bow and arrow.
>>13443498
In the eye.
>>13443774
Zartan kill 'em
Someone needs to organize an /m/ sings and /m/ draws of this fucking masterpiece, and post it on YouTube.
>>13446062
i suggested it already (>>13391253), but no one seems to want to do it.
>>13419787
I like the one with the asshole Strato-Viper.
>>13446948
That guy was such an asshole that he managed to break his plane. Or at least discourage his ground crew from doing good work.
>>13449167
>Strato-Viper is such an asshole that his ground crew sabotage his ejection mechanism (a crow bar) and the rescue crew lets him drown
>Slip Stream is such a bro that he visits an overworked crewman's child in the hospital and gives the father a VF to give to his kid
Special Missions #5 puts the Joe/Cobra conflict into stark contrast
>>13449548
I like the TF cameo, even if they used the wrong design here
>>13449624
Although it almost seems a little weird considering the GI Joe and TFs shared the same setting, if only occasionally. Unless this predates the first crossover.
>>13449548
>Jetfire
>Megatron toy
>>13450666
>donaldtrumpcampaignstop.jpg
Has no one seriously linked this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jAmRkPxlLE
>>13391041
>>13391051
>>13391216
>>13395085
>>13398983
Can we please do an /m/ sings of this? With video?
>>13453781
This just made my fucking day.
Dropping an asteroid on Earth seems like something Cobra would do. But it needs some more pizazz.
>>13468627
I think an ex-soviet scientist tried doing that once.
>>13454019
Found the video
>>13453781
