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Nonsense plot
VERY bad writing with nonsense English thrown in for no reason, pic related, characters doing multiple heel turns for no reason within the space of five minutes, characters suddenly giving long out of character lectures on the nature of life which end up just sounding like the writer wanking super hard, everyone is horrible hypocrites (not written as hypocrites, just turning out to be hypocrites because of bad writing), etc.
it's shit
sore demo
>>12495646
tl;dr
barzam
>>12495668
Okay I recognize the Violator-Piscies, the Hizack Leo, the Barzam-Tallgeese, the Marasai shield suit, and the Byarlant Taurus.
Is the beamcannon suit a GM2 or a Nemo?
Is the Cancer a Mobile-armor mode Baund Doc?
Is the Aries a Gabaldy Beta?
And what are the Virgo and the Tragos turned into?
>>12495668
>>12496708
Is the Tragos a Gabathy?
>>12495615
Picture for ants?
>>12495628
>>12495668
Tallzam vs Big Zam
Who wins?
>>12495621
>Arche
>Not painted in Nemo colors
0/10
>>12495656
>Devil Barzam
You are imagining the events of G Barzam.
Is Barzam the best mobile suit ever made?
>>12496719
Are you retarded?
>still no HG
I weep rivers.
>>12496730
Is Tallzam using a Beam-Dober or a Shell-Dober?
Because a shell Dober would shred the Big Zam.
Gonna be honest, I prefer the Hambrabi, Gaplant and especially the Gabthley when it comes to Titan suits
/r/ing Barzam and Nemo blood feud.
>>12496743
That's Arche Byarlant, you want Reborns Nemo.
>>12496775
I love this
>>12496803
But the Byralant wasn't on the Feds/Titans' side?
http://www.gundam.info/topic/9116
>yfw justice barzam
>>12495615
Was Barzam the only other MS in the show with the TEE-TAHNS paintjob?
>>12496775
Some Barzams made piece with the Nemos and joined the GM family.
>>12496708
I think the Virgo is the Bontak Salamon or however the fuck it's spelled. Sara's last suit. The Vayeate (whatever the Blue one was called) Looks like a GM Quel.
>>12496708
Tallgeese = Barzam
Leo = Hizack
Tragos = Gabthley
Vayeate = GM Quel
Mercrurius = Marasai
Virgo = Bolinoak Sammahn
Aries = Messala
Pisces = Hambrabi
Cancer = Baund Doc
Taurus = Gaplant
>>12496842
>Bontak Salamon
I don't know why but this made me laugh way harder than I should've
>>12496847
Whatever man. It was Sara's suit and easily the most out of place Titans MS.
>>12496847
this shall be my new name
>>12496869
So I'm responsible for the creation of a new namefag...does that mean you are my son? Come to me, my boy.
>>12496895
don't encourage that shit
also tremendous thread lads
>>12496900I never asked for this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIdfonmaKgc FUCK YEAH BARZAM
>>12495621
Shit, the text is hilarious.
>B-Defencer
>A support mecha that was thrown in to supplement and boost the unstable sales of the 00 Barzam.
>Super Barzam
>It combines with the B-Defenser to create more bulk for no particular reason, just making squirts glee.
>By engaging TRANS-AM, a strange dimension appears where you can see just the nether region of all the humans around it.
>Arche-Byarlant
>An evil Byarlant which is a repainted Arche Gundam.
>It's literally just a repaint job, so when an Arche kit goes on sale, make sure to give it this paint job.
>00 Riser
>1/100 scale. Its inability to turn its hip is a problem.
>>12495629
Barzam VS Barzam (Katoki)
>THE WAISTLESS BARZAM AND WAISTED KATOKIZAM CLASH! FINAL GREAT BATTLE!
>Katoki chose to become a Mk II-like thing to gain popularity. Meanwhile, Barzam chooses to fight as an ugly MS. The two MS have their final showdown!
>The Gate of Sedan broke up due to the two Barzams fighting and now looks like Messiah
>>12495631
>mfw Zamkruss
![[10-1]RMS-154 Barzam.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMEKwTD.jpg "[10-1]RMS-154 Barzam")
