Due to G-Reco and Try shitposting, waifufaggotry, too much Zeta hate, and too many Wing threads, I, Char Aznable, have decided that you, Anonymous of /m/, are polluting this board and have taken it upon myself to save /m/ by destroying it.
In order to enforce discipline upon the ignorant masses I have decided to drop /cgl/ onto /m/.
Please, what little worthy of /m/ there is, rally to my cause and give me your strength in this endeavor, so that in return I may save you all.
Also, free T-Shirts to the first ten to sign up to pilot Geara Dogas. Only comes in sizes S-XL.
>>12438391
SWOOOSH
>>12438391
WOO FREE GEARA DOGA!
Why is she so perfect
>>12438406
One small T-shirt for you. Anyone else? we got nine left. They say Neo-Zeon and have a logo for Subway on them because they are our sponsors for this endeavor. Mention the operation to save /m/ and get a free cookie with a foot long.
>>12438391
>free t-shirts
Okay, fuck, count me in. Do I get to customize the Doga?
>>12438391
who is char ?
>>12438418
I like your spirit.
>>12438430
No, they are Subway logo green as part of our partnership with Subway. Eat Fresh. However you may customize your cockpit.
>>12438421
Char, weren't you saying earlier that /m/ just needs time to reconstruct itself from the shitposting and that above all else we need to be patient as /m/ is slow to change but that you have faith in /m/'s ability to adapt?
>>12438391
daily reminder judau steal your waifu
Don't do it Char, you're just being played by those Jovian gas kikes.
But I don't want to get in the robot.
![1545242-gendo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9RcA3Yl.jpg "1545242-gendo[1].jpg")
>>12438462
you'll get insider your mother and like it!
>>12438449
What, no, I never said that. Fuck, was that Full Frontal asshole wearing sunglasses and impersonating me at parties again? Because half my clothes are missing. Nanai, call my face lawyer and tell him I want to sue for face infringement.
Then go out and buy me some more clothes, or else I'm going to have to wear the free T-shirts.
Fuck off, crybaby.
>>12438460
Jovian is our word. You can't use that word.
![[Chyuu] M3 - Sono Kuroki Hagane - 24 [720p][64FA8428].mkv_snapshot_02.18_[2015.04.14_00.08.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7c0b5W.jpg "[Chyuu] M3 - Sono Kuroki Hagane - 24 [720p][64FA8428].mkv_snapshot_02.18_[2015.04.14_00.08.20].jpg")
>>12438469
That's not how you treat a kid, Gendo.
>>12438469
>tfw no mother to get inside
This is why you drove me to do this /m/.
![I+think+you+mean+quot+dad+of+the+year+quot+_4272773a97d69fab55078f938ebcaaef[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zDxVcX9.jpg "I+think+you+mean+quot+dad+of+the+year+quot+_4272773a97d69fab55078f938ebcaaef[1].jpg")
>>12438492
read the mug
>>12438492
Shut up bitch
>>12438497
>World's Worst Dad
Who gave that mug to you? Your so- Oh wait.
>>12438498
Fuck off, Misato, you don't even know how to properly talk to a kid that just woke up from a coma and had zero idea of what's going on.
>>12438478
Pretty sure it was you Char, voice sounded on a much lower register than your normally higher pitch. But I'm still certain it was you.
Sure, count me in, why not? I mean, Geara Doga AND free T-shirt.
>>12438521
Just stay away from named Feddie pilots.
![[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.34.42_[2014.02.15_16.46.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZhsX8T2.jpg "[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam Char's Counterattack [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.34.42_[2014.02.15_16.46.22].jpg")
>>12438517
It could have been Gyunei. He likes to say shit about me and we gave him a Talkboy at the Zeon Christmas party last year. It helped him stop two Feddie officers from breaking into our house when me and Nanai went to Monaco on vacation.
Captain, I'm here to inform you that there was a problem with shipment and we only have Small sized T-shirts left. Good news is that all our Geara Dogas are normal sized.
You there! Have you seen this man?
>>12438391
>Not allowing volunteers for Alpha Azieru/Cyber-Newtype experimentation
Casval pls
>>12438544
YOU'RE TOO NAIVE DOMON!
Any mobile armors? Or are those only for teenage girls?
>>12438391
I don't think /cgl/ would approve of you using it as a projectile.
They're kinda still using it, I think.
MEANWHILE, AT /CGL/
>>12438544
No, but have you seen Subway's new Monterey Chicken Melt topped with Monterey Cheddar and tasty veggies like spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers and red onion? It's packed with all kinds of nutrients a Gundam Fighter like you needs to win tournaments and train red headed bastards.
>>12438545
Haman is piloting the Alpha Azieru. I promised she could give me a blowjob if she agreed to do it. I am really hoping she dies first. If she doesn't I'm going to have to call Frontal to stand in for me, and I hate that guy.
Personally, Quattro. I can't stand subway.
>>12438540
>Good news is that all our Geara Dogas are normal sized.
Guy from the MS assembly department here.
Bad news, remember the data you sent to the part fabricating companies? Well, apparently you sent the data for the 1/144 model kits for publicity instead, so we have quite a lot of plastic model kit parts here.
We aren't gonna be getting the parts in time, estimated time to fabricate MS-sized parts and ship them is about 3 months.
Count me in! All I need is to paint the shoulder of Geara Doga red. It's not very important.
>>12438573
Again, Casval pls
>Mass-produced Newtype Zudahs when?
>>12438594
HAHA TIME FOR SCRAP MS
>>12438610
Are you an ABNORMAL SURVIVOR???
>>12438594
GOD DAMMIT. NANAI! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? You're fired. I need a new secretary. Free T-shirts to whoever gets hired. Please submit your resumes and email them to [email protected]
>>12438632
I'm not asking for wheels.
>>12438641
Aww, I thought you were with that nice mercenary with the big gun.
>>12438639
It's a SABOTAGE
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
>>12438639
Uhh Char, this might be a bad time, but I think a Giant Peep is coming at us.
>>12438641
Wait! You just don't understand. I represent ZanSpin, a tyre manufacturing company and I can assure you that wheels are the future. Our company is well-known for making high-quality products that work on any terrain and have a high resistance to punctures.
>>12438686
Shut up Duker Iq, you're not even supposed to be alive yet!
>roleplaying
>>>/tg/
And so it begins, the Age of Fatso is coming closer.
I for one welcome Boss as our new overlord
>>12438686
The dude's expecting you drop off into deserts straight from space. Can you handle that?
... Wait, aren't you the guys with the oversized Bikes?
>>12438594
Fuck yeah HG Geara Doga for everyone!
>>12438391
I'll give you that hating on Zeta must become a cardinal sin
>>12438391
with all respect t-shirts a shit
>>12438722
Sure, keep telling yourself that Judau.
>>12438391
High hopes and noble endeavors...
Will shine with all the twinkling stars.
We hold you next to us...
The galaxy, so glorious.
We'll build with all of our dreams,
A new world that bravely gleams.
Char is fighting for our prayers!
Char is fighting for our prayers!
>>12438703
Of course! The premium Adrastea tyre line can handle several atmospheres' worth of pressure change and has outstanding traction even on sand due to the patented Miguel© tread coating.
>>12438729
>Still not Newtype-proof
Where the hell is amuro ? we really need him now
>>12438391
The fuck are you up to now, Char? All I asked was that you make out with Amuro so I can watch from Newtype Hell, but nooo... You gotta go full Zabi. Yep, that's totally the man who saved me from prostitution, heir to Zeon Diekun.
*Flies around and giggles*
>>12438639
Let me do it, Papa! I can handle it, I swear!
>>12438751
>>12438755
I bet that one of you is Loni in disguise.
>>12438760
I can giggle or remove my name whenever I want.
>>12438770
But can you double post, AT THE SAME TIME??
>>12438758
>Being Char's adopted kid
Audrey pls
>>12438758
ON THIS SUBJECT
>puru 1 rekts Gundam team in her Qubeley
>loses all aptitude immediately afterwards and fights maybe twice afterward, jobs hard
>>12438760
Anthy Himemiya just took off her glasses.
>>12438783
>>12438760
This one is better.
>>12438783
Ha-ha, well joke'd. No, really.
>>12438779
Dont talk shit about my puru
>>12438770
We're picking up signs of ghosts, so me and my crew have decided to spend one night in this thread locked down with no camera crews, just us.
Dude, get the EMP readers ready.
>>12438758
Little girl, where did the ghost touch you?
>>12438788
You just mad you don't have a puru harem like Glemy.
>>12438778
Your real family is the one that raises you! SIEG ZEON!
>>12438783
>>12438786
>Lalah was really Anthy all along
>Char wanted the power to bring the world revolution and failed
>U.C. is a prequel to Revolutionary Girl Utena.
>>12438807
>>12438807
Why does it make sense? Why...?
>>12438796
So does that mean Char was playing footsie with Dozle's wife???
>>12438792
You're not the ghostbusters.
>>12438792
>Ghost Adventures Getter Team.jpg
>>12438816
Because it makes about as much sense as anything Tomino and Ikuhara have made. Which, well, very little.
>>12438816
Bro, we are so much better than Ghotsbusters. Have you not seen my sweet tight Tap Out shirt? DUDE I JUST SAW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A SWAN. NICK OVER THERE. GET THE CAMERA.
>>12438828
>Insert Elmeth singing.mp3 here
>>12438827
ICANLIVEWITHTHAT
>>12438391
Hey Char, care to explain why you were hiding as an office girl?
>http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/ganota-no-onna-r1624
>>12438807
>Akio works with Vist and Anaheim
>>12438847
Akio OWNS anahiem.
>>12438807
Ohtori academy is actually a colony.
>>12438864
>Ohtori Academy is where Reiji's cousins go to study
>>12438864
That makes scary sense...
>>12438838
>>http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/ganota-no-onna-r1624
Damn it... I want to click, but i keep hearing like ten times a day that Bato.to is INFESTED with viruses and I just got this computer.
People hate Zeta?
>>12438875
Okay, let me tell you the tl;dr.
Char is an office girl at a company owned by the Zabis. He has M'quve, Garma, and M'quve's lackeys as officemates.
Also,Lalah is a 7-year-old loli with the strength of a karate master
>>12438877
Some people don't like the grimdark in Zeta.
>>12438875
Adblock?
I'm on Bato.to almost dailyI've been on Linux too long to know how to defend myself properly anymore
>>12438528
What is it for realzies?
>>12438872
>they had relationship with Shiori and Kozue
>>12438807
Quess and Kamille were really potential choices for a new Rose Bride. Obviously, neither worked out.
>>12438910
Which explains why Reiji is clueless about girls. All the girls were in Ohtori and having 'fun' on their own.
>>12438931
I wonder if Sayla had something to do at Ohtori.
Does it have to be /cgl/? Can't we drop /s4s/ instead?
>>12438972
Plot Twist:She's the new Headmistress
>>12438978
Or /pol/?
That seems like a better Axis equivalent.
>>12438987
But can /pol/ into space?
>>12438704
I can get behind that!
>>12438981
That is the Idea for new Utena Series. Sayla become the new headmaster of Academy and learns from Miki (who is a newtype) about previous events. Her investigation makes her know about Lalah-Anthy and Akio.
>>12438993
international treaties currently ban nuclear weapons and carving out territories in space so likely not
>>12439036
>Then She!Rom Stol steals the show while taking Utena into the sunset
>>12438864
>the upside-down castle wasn't actually in the sky, the colony academy was just about to drop on it
>>12439052
>insert Reichtangle here
>>12439059
>>12438391
I'm helping Char drop /cgl/ onto /m/ by posting an /m/ related cosplay picture from Megacon.
>>12439198
>Mecha-Godzilla helping Char
Not sure if want...
>>12438391
Char stop! Cagalli is crying!
>>12439279
Sorry Kira, he doesn't listen to other messiahs.
![gundamunicorn-3-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jEXG9Vq.jpg "gundamunicorn-3-0[1].jpg")
I came here to lau.... hey is that a burger? nom nom nom
>>12439349
Stop eating Bernie, you clown!
>>12439349
Frontal, Imperial France called. They want their hair back.
>>12439363
Hey kid, don't you have a date with that hot Feddie redhead?
>>12438391
>sizes S-XL
No XXL.
Londo Bell moving in!
>>12439412
>shiping those two
>implying Chris is a Char
>>12439441
Oh what are you gonna do, scream at me about MUH SCARS and MUH PRIDE, STRIKE SCUM!!
>>12439429
Oh shit, it's the cops, quick hide the merchandise
>>12439452
>hide the merchandize
That's going to be hard.
>>12439452
Going down now Zeek Scum.
>>12439476
Dammit Haman, didn't Char tell you to keep yo weed away from the cockpit??
>>12439476
>>12439481
No
>>12439541
>Haman plays Katamari
Well that explains Gundam ZZ then.
>>12439480
FUCK DA LONDO BELL POLICE
>>12439555
>FUCK DA LONDO BELL POLICE
Bring out the big guns we got ourselves a Code Red.
>>12439576
You couldn't even keep Neon Zeon from reforming twice and building new mobile suits, mobile armors, and battleships.
>>12438391
Why not purge /a/ instead?
>>12439596
I hear Char is only attracted to little girls.
>>12439349
Literally killed by plot stupidity.
>>12439576
>Stark Jegan
That is probably the only Feddie suit from 0096 that I can respect.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIIITT
Well maybe not the Jesta. But its pilots are still shit
>>12439606
I thought the only thing he liked was being an asshole.
>>12439618
Not if there's another asshole he can dick around with.
>CwutIdidThar
>>12438391
>Free shit
Where can I sign up? I'll gladly drop a colony or two on the fed scum
>>12439576
Fuck! It's the feds! Begun colony drop immediately! Quick before they get the Ts!
To be blunt, I hate the shitposting in this community, but /m/ is the best place for tokusubs and their releases, fansubs of other /m/ related shows, manga scans, and other lesser known shit.
If I don't come here, I miss out on a lot of releases.
It's a frustrating life of compromise.
>>12439889
>tfw /m/ anons are masochists
>>12438807
Oooh, that really touches my tralala
>>12438807
Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a little Kurdish brat, and he was very sad, for he had killed his mother and father. Before the little Kurdish brat appeared a traveling prince, riding upon a white gundam. He had a regal bearing and a kind smile. The prince wrapped the little Kurd in a rose-scented embrace and gently wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Little one," he said, "who bears up alone in such deep sorrow, never lose that strength or nobility, even when you grow up. I give you this to remember this day. We will meet again. This gundam will lead you to me one day." Perhaps the gundam the prince gave him was like an engagement ring.
This was all well and good, but so impressed was he by him that the little Kurdish brat vowed to become a gundam himself one day. But was that really such a good idea?
>if this plan is successful it's going to rain goth loli all over /m/
SIGN. ME. UP.
This is not a battle of politics or pride, this is a matter of ideals. And my ideal happens to be a short asian girl in a frilly lace maid costume with an unnatural hair color.
>>12440343
Aaaaayyyy lmao
>>12438758
Mineva, get back here when you get a non-Gundam pilot boyfriend.
Shit, are there still any shirtI MEAN Geara Dogas left?
>>12438807
>>12439059
>>12440343
> There will never be a Utena style Gundam
> there will never be a Gundam series with mecha designs as fabulous as the ones found in the car from the chase scene of the movie
> Gundam will never have a qt lesbian tomboy with high minded goals.
> Gundam will never have a OST composed mainly of rock opera and greek choir.
> Gundam ending as both completely mind-fucky and balls to the wall badass as the climax of Utena movie
Why must keep on living?
>>12438391
I've already rewatched this and everyone on the Neo Zeon side is full of fuck wits and I'm surprised Nanai didn't poison Quess's food or kill her in her sleep cause fuck Quess, fuck Gyunei, fuck Hathaway, and FUCK CHAR. I'm happy he's finally fucking dead and his "reborn" incarnation was a fucking faggot.
>>12441064
There's Star Driver, but that's only Utena style visually. Utena style and themed show with Gundam-type robots would be interesting.Fun fact, the protagonist of my shitty notGundam setting is a butch ore-onna, not as cute as Utena though. More like Kamille with tits. But my point is that Gundam needs a tomboy protagonist.
Char is a hack.
>>12438391
Are a/z fans safe?
>>12441424
You're already dead. so no.
>>12441173
Hathaway becomes a terrorist after Unicorn and Bright had to execute him.
>Thanks Tomino!
>>12441523
That's more of a kick in the balls to Bright though. And yes, I do know about the spirit of Quess coming to Hathaway right before his execution to tell him she never loved him and that he was a retard to fight for her when her entire situation was because she's a young Newtype with less common sense than fucking Kamille. Now if only someone could have taken his kneecaps out for killing Chan.
>>12438758
...is...is that a boy?
>>12441750
She's willing to pretend if you want her to.
>>12441381
>Goto=God
yes
>>12438391
I wish we could wipe neo-/m/ from this shithole
>>12438434
>>12441761
>He's willing to come out if you want him to.
ftfy
>>12441865
Where's the "I have boobs, you must obey" pic when I need it?
>>12441542
In the novel, it was Quess who killed Chan though
>>12441937
But I wasn't complaining about the novel because the novel does things entirely differently, hell if we went with the original MSG novels Amuro never made it past the final battle because he gets killed by some unnamed grunt and Sayla pisses herself from having experienced Amuro being killed. So the novels really have no place in a discussion about what the animation did.
>>12441890
Men can have tits too you know anon.
>>12441982
Moobs don't count.
>>12442016
For what ever the hell >>12441890 is...I think it does not matter.
>>12441957
>killed by some unnamed grunt
Leroy Gilliam was an artist, not some unnamed grunt.
![[HorribleSubs] Gundam Reconguista in G - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.17_[2015.04.14_02.23.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HoFRbC2.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gundam Reconguista in G - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.17_[2015.04.14_02.23.53].jpg")
>>12438755
X000 years later and Lalah is STILL pulling ghost shenanigans.
>>12442580
Being newtype ghost is a lot of fun.
>>12438391
T-Shirts are irrelevant, just tell me I still get to pilot a Geara Doga.
>>12442915
Refer to >>12438594
Everyone is getting HG Geara Dogas instead.
>>12438695
>Handsome
>Brave
>Noble
>Humble
>Sideburns
I'm going to marry Bossu!
>>12442933
Can I bring my unfinished MG along? Maybe he can give the HG a piggy back ride once he's done.
What the fuck do you think your doing char?
>>12442943
>Can I bring my unfinished MG along?
As long as it's painted Subway green and have a Subway logo, I guess.
>>12441957
It is relevant you fuckwit, the novel about Hathaway follows the novel continuity where he didn't sperg out and kill Chan, it was Quess instead.
Hence, when he dies, it was actually tragic, especially since he was trying to stop politicians from enacting more trade embargoes or some shit against the colonies
>>12439036
Yuri Kuma's blond principle is the bear to Sayla who is the girl on the other side.
>>12442948
Lemme get my crayons
>>12438406
Swish.
>>12438779
Puru saved Judau's life multiple times while riding in the Zeta or ZZ.
>>12438509
>Who gave that mug to you?
Rei, obviously.
>>12443514
>you'll never be saved by loli space magic.
>>12438557
We have Zeekstarter campaign to crowdfund the mass production of the Big Zam. Backers that donate 1000 gold bars will receive one as a backing reward. Other rewards include a pair of Dozle Zabi shoulder spikes and a scale model of Solomon.
>>12443672
And an autographed portrait of the princess: >>12438758
>>12441786
Yo Buddy, still in debt?
>>12438391
I don't care about the HG or the shirts, but do you have any pineapple salad?
>>12443829
Roy nooooo
Don't go to the dark side
>>12442967
further proof that Mineva and Banagher accomplished nothing
>>12438391
Stop right there resistance
