Would you read this book?

>>8290564
Reddit would. Link it to some of the lolsorandum subreddits and make a couple hundred dollars.

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>>8290564
>mfw Chuck Tingle has imitators now

I linked to a couple of subreddits and no one liked it. I guess if 4chan is even more sophisticated than reddit then this will not do well

chuck tingle inspires me

he makes me tingle

i was however disappointed to see that the name had been taken before.

i'm not as original as i thought. my publisher page is mostly gay porn.

>>8290564
Depends.
Never judge a book by its cover.
What's it about?

I don't want to spoil it but it's about God having sex with a dinosaur.

It's more of a short story than a book.

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>>8290564
>Hugh G. Rection

>>8290564
With a better (ie good quality / "professional") cover and in the real world for shits and giggles yes. Not online.

>>8290578
Happy for him desu
>ywn make it

can I post a link in case anyone wants to buy it and leave a good review?

>>8290607
If I was your marketing consultant I'd sell it as raunchy Old Testament-inspired erotica that also serves as an allegory to postulate your treatise on post-Creationist theology.

That'd better be what the short story is about, for your own sake and my interest.

>>8290627
No

wow that sounds complicated.

the story was just about a dinosaur who was troubled and then had sex with god in a forest

if dan brown can be successful why not me

it's a better plot and a better ending than the da vinci code

>>8290647
>if dan brown can be successful why not me

Now that's a good selling point. You're getting the idea.

What am I but a man?