How do I look cool reading on a Kindle?
Shove it up your ass.
>>8269088
Hide it behind a book.
>>8269088
be good looking
>>8269088
>owning any kind of portable device like a phone, tablet, etc
Holy shit, you fucking profligate - die.
>you will never be featured on hot dudes reading
just die in my sleep already
>>8269088
>How do I look cool reading on a Kindle?
Why do you care? Why are you reading, so people can see you reading, or what?
>>8269099
Hahahahahaha
>>8269088
This guy would look a lot cooler reading a smooth, black device framed with glass and steel, a crystallization of modern science, rather than some gayass bundle of toilet paper in piss-colored covers.
>>8269088
constantly take huge rips from your vape and blow the clouds in peoples faces
>>8269088
>Between You and Me
guaranteed #1 coolness-related benefit of owning a kindle is that nobody will be able to tell that you're reading pleb garbage
>>8269088
Just read 'cause you like reading, fuck doing it to look cool, dumbass.
>>8270219
There is nothing wrong with vaping
>>8271972
haha oh my
HAHAHHAHAHAA
>>8271411
Then how will I meet the girl of my dreams?
>>8271984
There is no millennium girl
>>8269088
>leaves shitty dustjacket on book
>wears two more shitty jackets while reading boom in shitty dustjacket
throw that shit awayyy
>>8271988
ahem
>>8269120
I just own a phone and use it only when it's absolutely necessary.
>>8269088
>How do I look cool
If we knew that, would we be here?
