>it will never be the 90s again
>you will never go to a typical American high school in sunny california
>you will never work a retail / fast food job during your high school summers and have slacker style hijinks with your friends
>you will never go to UCLA / USC / UCSB / UCSC / Pomona College
THIS. THIS is the source of all suffering in the world.
>>8258482
>slacker style hijinks
what?
>>8258482
Yeah. We don't get to choose where we live, son. Grow th'fuck up and getto work
>>8258482
ask someone who took classes at pomona college anything
AMA
>>8258482
>california
kys
>>8260138
this
>>8258482
>ywn attend an all white Southern public school
>ywn ride past civil rights marchers in your pickup waving the confederate flag and shouting racial slurs
>ywn attend Ole Miss during the 60s and enjoy racially motivated high jinks with your fraternity brothers all while enjoying unlimited access to pure racist white pussy
>>8258562
the movie "slackers", dipshit
>>8258482
My happiest summer was that of 1999. All I did was drink beers on the beach and get laid.
:(
>>8258482
>tfw I got accepted to UCLA as a transfer
>tfw I'm 90% done with achieving my goal ottermode body
>tfw comfy summer internship paying me 17.25/hr
>tfw I will most likely lose my virginity before the year ends
I just know it will happen, bros. I can feel it.
>>8258482
>you will never go to UCLA / USC / UCSB / UCSC / Pomona College
I'm accepted into UCR, how fucked I am?
>>8258482
Wow. I missed a lot of bullshit when I was homeschooled.
>>8261022
>t. Abu Cletus Al-Cornfuckstanee
>>8261015
>>tfw I will most likely lose my virginity before the year ends
>>8261022
did you give your dad handjobs with your anus?
>>8261020
Your shitposting prospects are pretty limited. Consider suicide by memes.
I've been to California, it's not like in the movies. It's mostly illegal immigrants and homeless people because the white people there are so liberal they coddle both and encourage them to move there.
>>8261096
If UCR is half as sexy as warnerd than I'm okay famalam.
>>8258482
>My high-school had multiple food fights every year
>At my high-school the seniors captured the freshman and shaved their heads
>Truancy was astronomical
>I worked at a carwash with my good friends
>We sold weed and and took shrooms and acid at work
High-school always sucks but I got some truly excellent stories out of it.
>>8258482
>it is finally the 21st century
>i went to a pleasant, diverse high school where no one bothered me, I was liked by teachers, and I did well
>i never had to work a retail / fast food job during my high school summers and spent those months reading on the bus and at home
>i study english literature at a well-respected university with good professors
I'm fine, really.
Literally go to any other board with this.
>>8261106
UCR campus is actually very beautiful but Riverside is a trashy place.
Gary Brecher is a sexy motherfucker though.
>>8258482
Banana slug checking in. Also, what the fuck is OP on about?
>>8258482
>tfw you went to high school in Los Angeles and then to UCSB for college
>>8261020
"At least its a UC" tier. Honestly, its not a bad school, just don't waste your time partying it up as I hear its a party school.UCI student here, I got accepted into UCR too.
>>8261370
Worst. School mascot. Ever.
Honestly, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>8258482
DELETE THIS
t. 19 year old californian
m8 you can make that happen run, just turn off the computer
Oh and enjoy your sunburns and early age
I'm going to a community college for two years and then transferring to Davis. Fucked or no?
>>8261721
Not fucked, transfer students have such an easier time getting into schools its crazy. Plus you save a shit ton of money.
>>8258482
I know those feels. We can thank all of those 90s coming of age movies.
You fell for the broadcast Jew.
Dazed and Confused made me wanna kill myself
>>8261232
How dangerous is riverside?
>>8262433
Then dont watch everybody wants some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDOrOMuo-9o
