The JUST series
By Andy Griffiths

There is no beach in all of australia that looks that pretty.

Add a few fosters cans and some semi-but-not-legally-homeless nigger to the background and I might believe it

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>>8257203
It looks like WA.

Shit posts on 4chan.

Angry Penguins by Ern Malley

>>8257203
Nice shitpost. Nobody really drinks Fosters here anymore I would believe the part about the homeless man though.

>>8257201
I just (pun intended) realised i've still got a copy of Just Macbeth.

>>8257549
That was a typo, meant to say XXXX bottles.

>>8257560
Gold or bitter?

>>8257563
Gold.

>>8257215
Does it ever boggle your mind that beaches over east are the wrong way around?

Peter Carey OP.

>>8257572
Did you just check this? http://4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Recommended_Reading/Literature_by_origin

>>8257190
Summer of the Seventeenth Doll
Patrick White
Maybe some Tim Winton
That autistic poetry argument between Banjo Patterson and Henry Lawson about romanticizing the bush

>>8257577
Nope.

>>8257586
Have any recommendations for Australian literature?

>>8257588
Oscar And Lucinda
True History of the Kelly Gang.
The book where Carey calls his exwife a slag.

>>8257570
>Catalog
unlike the color of their sports teams

>tfw this is actually considered a burn in this shithole

>>8257600
Thank you, I've been thinking about purchasing True History of the Kelly Gang for a while now.

>>8257624
fuck I meant
>Gold
I'm too drunk to be shitposting

EL AUSTRALIANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CANGUROS..KOALAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL AUSTRALIANO ``SIEMBRA`` TRIGO. AZUCAR`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el australiANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES AUSTRALIANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN AustraliANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS INGLESES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
11- TIENEN EL PELO DURO, NEGRO AZABACHE, SEBOSO Y TIESO, PELO DE ERIZO
12- NO TIENEN DIENTES, TIENEN MAL ALIENTO
13- TIENEN MAL OLOR, HUELEN A AJO O A CONDIMENTO
14- SON PEZUÑENTOS, NO TIENEN UÑAS, TIENEN GARRAS
15- HABLAN BAJITO, CON DIMINUTIVOS...AHORITA
16-SON SUMISOS, COMPORTAMIENTO RATONIL
17- ANDAN EXTRAÑO, PORQUE SE METEN BOTELLAS Y OVOIDES DE 1 KG EN EL CULO
18- SIEMPRE SE REUNEN EN MANADAS
19- TIENEN PIOJOS, TUBERCULOSIS, GONORREA, Y OTRAS ENFERMEDADES CRONICAS Y ENDEMICAS
20- VENDEN TONTERAS CLONADAS Y PIRATAS EN LAS ESQUINAS

>>8257814
wew lad