Apologize
i'm sorry i fucked your mom, op
it was a rash decision, i was drunk, she was drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don LeDildo
I'm sorry I didn't see what my cowardice would lead to. I promise I will enter any and all Delilo threads in the future, and not leave until I've made everyone promise never to read his hacky post-modern horseshit.
writer of literary fiction should know better to leave the serious stuff to the big boys