Holy shit, the real world fucking sucks. How can you fucking stand reality when you read fiction like Harry Potter?
Go to school to learn magic like shooting fire balls.
Vs
Go to school to learn grammer and math.
Fuck the real world.
>>8253080
if you think learning grammer and math are the worst of the real world youd better just go ahead and get off mr bones wild ride now while you still have some innocence left
>>8253080
>Get to learn how to control the way others understand you
>Given a glimpse into an entire alternate way of understanding the universe
But no fuck that, I want to have to write a 36-inch essay about all the possible ways newt eyes are and aren't useful.
Dude, we built rail guns out of disposable cameras in eleventh grade physics. Fuck that British twats fireballs, we were hitting each other in the face with jets of plasma.
Join the army then
>>8253080
Rowling said a gun would beat a wizard 9 times out of 10.
>>8253190
why didn't voldemort use guns then?
>>8253221
Because he was so skinny that the recoil would shake him apart.
>>8253093
>famines, genocides, endless wars
>ok but I can't make fun of women and minorities as openly any more
wew lad
>>8253259
all those things are good
famine clears the world of surplus population
genocides ensure the purity of the genetic pool
war is glory and power
political correctness makes everyone into retarded children for the rest of eternity
>>8253278
says the fat, living, retarded child who's never fought for anything but his opinions
>>8253291
Nigga he's either an idiot or a troll, why do you respond
>>8253230
snake*
>>8253298
If you don't respond to trolls, eventually people who actually believe in the things trolls spout will think they're in good company.
>>8253086
>implying you can ever get off Mr Bones wild ride
*reads the Harry Potter of the Harry Potter universe*
>Holy shit, the real world fucking sucks.
You'll never be satisfied.
Math >= Magic
>>8253177
He said the real world, not solipsistic, richkid private school salad-days lala land.
>>8253080
>school
>real world
>>8253278
>mfw decreasing the surplus population
>>8253870
build a still and make ethanol
then make molotov cocktails or an ehtanol flamethrower
if hicks can do it so can you
>>8253278
famine is failure of government and society
genocide is failure of civilization and pure degeneracy
war is only glorious when it's just, otherwise it's an embarassment, see for example the yugoslav wars between potato-like slav warlords.
pc is a meme that barely exists coherently
>>8254057
genocide is just advanced natural selection
>>8254076
if you think that the holocaust in any way resembles nature you've got something seriously wrong
that is also an incorrect use of natural selection
>be a hufflepuff student
>this googly-eyed spaz ends up putting our entire class in danger for seven years
>somehow still allowed to return every year because he's sucking the headmaster's dick
>restrooms are filthy because the janitor never does any cleaning with magic, owl shit everywhere
>greedy jew goblins taxing my gold at gringotts
harry potter world sucks
>>8254095
humans are animals
animals are a part of nature
genocide is done by humans
therefore, genocide is natural
tell me where I lost you
it's just conflict on a massive scale, impossible to other species because they lack complex societies and the required technology
in any case, the holocaust was nothing special. classical history saw plenty wars in which the losers were esentially annihilated as a people, like when Alexander burnt down Thebes and sold all the survivors into slavery, or the Romans doing the same to the Carthaginians after the Third Punic War
>>8254118
humans have opposable thumbs, large brains, consciousness, culture and technology
this might be described as the human condition
>in any case, the holocaust was nothing special.
you don't know enough about the holocaust then, there is no equivalent in history
and don't start with "muh 6 gajillion", memes aside, an entire modern nations intellectual class set on cold blooded annihilation of different nations on an industrial scale is completely unique, ancient slavery does not compare at all, that's extremely anachronistic i.e. fallacious
>>8253080
What's the best site to post my erotic Harry Potter fanfiction? I just wrote a hella steamy piece about Hermione doing interracial.
>>8254129
forgot that your view on nature is entirely tautological, nature either exists because it exists or might aswell not exist because it doesn't exist
humans occupy a different sphere than animals because of their ability to reflect and differentiate from nature, without this the term nature becomes meaningless
>>8254129
it's just an old idea scaled up to the size of technologically advanced society
you might say it's a pogrom of the industrial age
>>8254118
Jew's are gods chosen and do not eat pork therefore they are not """""""""""animals"""""""""" or a part of nature. God created nature, and god created humans, but god did not create humans as a part of nature. Both nature and humans( ie jews, those who don't follow the law arent really human in the same sense jews are) are extensions of god, but they are not one in the same. God is not a part of nature because he is not not nature while also being not not unnatural. (I wouldnt expect you to understand it without having being taught the law and the scripture from a young age)
jk i hate dirty rat shylocks as much as the next /pol/poster
>>8254140
humans are animals, with animal instincts and behaviour that doesn't differ more from that of higher primates than strictly necessary to accomodate a higher level of intelligence, and the meme idea that humanity can be divorced from nature is ridiculous
>>8254168
this was made clear by Darwin about 150 years ago... try to rejoin us thinking adults here in 2016, please
In all books with magic, magicians spent years studying. They discover the mysteries of the unknown and apply it to their world, creating fireballs, causing water to turn to ice, destroying cities or maybe flying. In our world, the exact equivalents are science and engineering. You need to know math for either of those. OP, you are like NPCs who are always in awe of magic but never take the steps to learn it themselves.
>>8254145
No, ideas cannot be scaled historically, this is your mistake, you live in a fantasy world where everything is the same, this is probably an oedipal problem on your part, you think you're all powerful, everything has to be part of your silly notions, you subjugate history and biology to your own sexual perversions.
get acquainted with history and evolutionary theory on a basic level and you would recognize instantly that there are serious qualitative distinctions between antiquity and modernity and animals and humans
Just like in analysis I can't tutor you like the small child you once were and teach you all these things, it's not practical
>>8254168
>humans are animals, with animal instincts and behaviour
and consciousness, which animals don't posess. you are incredibly stupid
>>8254174
darwin is not on your side
>try to rejoin us thinking adults here in 2016, please
lol, you are just a stupid child
>>8253221
Because if you kill your enemy, they win.
grammer and math are the most powerful spells in the real world. i bet there are tonnes of wizards thinking 'fuck this wizard shit i wish i was a muggle just learning grammer and math'
>>8253080
Cursed Child spoilers?My name's Delphi Belatrix D'arkness Dementia Ravenclaw Riddle
>grammer
This shit always triggers me, even if it's ironic, same as would of/should of.
>>8253080
>The real world sucks I have to go to school to improve my basic understanding of the world and raise my long-term employment prospects
The West is imploding, and you are annoyed about learning subjects you don't like?
also
>grammer
and underageb&
>>8253221
He hated muggles/muggle technology.
>>8255683
>would of/should of
Thank fucking GOD this bothers someone else.
>>8253086
No, anon, we're not on Mr. Bones' wild ride yet. That's what comes after. That's what anon wants to hop onto.
>>8253278
>famine clears the world of surplus population.
Famine creates the whole concept of a surplus population. Without it, there isn't one.
>genocides ensure the purity of the genetic pool
So? Who cares about the genetic pool?
>war is glory and power
War is glory (by definition), but it definitely is not power. It's a meeting of power.
>political correctness makes everyone into retarded children for the rest of eternity
But it doesn't.
