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>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>its a book
>Atlas Shrugged
>Atlas doesn't shrug
>The Divine Comedy
>It's not funny
>infinite jest
>ends
>1984
>no synth-pop or saxophone solos
>>8250672
>Nicomachean Ethics
>they aren't Nicomachus's ethics
>catcher in the rye
>takes place in the city
>Plato's Republic
>Its a dictator
>All the Pretty Horses
>there's only a few horses
>they aren't pretty
>Plato's dialogues
>They all consist of Socrates rambling at his interlocutors until they surrender from boredom
>Harry Potter
>He makes spells instead of pots
>>8250691
Yeah but that's a good thing, the true jest is that if you finish it you spent days of your life on shit.
>Watership Down
>no boats that sink, just fucking rabbits
bump, love these type of threads
>>8250745
I already spent years of my life on 4chan
>To Kill a Mockingbird
>still don't know how to fucking kill a mockingbird
>Alcools
>I didn't get drunk
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>It's a book
>>8250704
It's a meritocracy.
>As You Like It
>completely pre-written
>>8250672
>A Thousand Splendid Suns
>didn't destroy my retinas
>Infinite Jest
>is finite
>The Day of the Locusts
>Not one locust
>Kafka on the shore
>Czechoslovakia is a landlocked country
>As I lay dying
>I'm not dying
>>8250964
>not a choose your own adventure play
>moby dick
>no mention of the musician's phallus; and but so there is a whale
>as I lay dying
>faulkner lived 32 more years after its publication
>At swim-two-birds
>no reverse flying fish
>>8251041
Kek'd heartily.
>brave new world
>everyone is a faggot
>a moveable feast
>it all happens in one place
>rabbit, run
>not about animal physiology
>>8250874
Not really
In fact not at all
>>8250686
>he thinks "comedia" is no funny
>>8250672
>pervert's guide to cinema
>some fat old man making unsubstantiated assertions incoherently for 150 minutes
>sound and the fury
>is not an audiobook
>butchers crossing
>Mostly takes places outside of butchers crossing
>>8251644
>unsubstantiated
Pleb
>>8250672
> Dubliners
> no reggae dub, dancehall or drum and bass
> the autobiography of malcolm x
> no pirates and no treasure
> the crying of lot 49
> it's funny
>>8251041
>Czechoslovakia
>Religion for Infidels
>it's a form of atheism for religiously-minded people
>>8251707
>no qt shoegaze gf
>Hannibal
>No crossing of the alps with elephants in order to destroy roman hordes
>>8251733
Wouldn't have worked with Austria-Hungary :(
>>8251747
It was a big empire
>>8251911
If I took Hungary out f it, would it die?
>>8251924
It would be extremely anti-monarchic.
>alice in wonderland
>wonderland is a furry convention
>The Diary of Anne Frank
>It was written by Otto Frank
>It's a frogposter
>>8250812
hi homer
