Let's write a novel, one post at a time. Make it classy.
CHAPTER 1
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Miss Eldnersnuff awoke from her daily slumber. Feeling slightly dizzy, she slowly stretched her arms and proceeded to softly rub them against each other. As she got up from the comfort of her expensive leather chair, she opened her eyes and started to gaze in wonder as a magnificent figure glistened in a corner with purple outlines that were mesmerizing to the eye. The silhouette shivered and danced in peculiar ways as the outlines started to change colors from purple to red, and then blue and green and back to purple. It was in fact none other than her imagination, powered by potent hallucinogenic extracts she has been using for months. She was in fact now convinced that her long awaited communication with extra-terrestrial beings has finally been established.
>>8236102
nigger tits bum jew
CHAPTER 2
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The truth, the harsh truth has yet to fold.
CHAPTER 4
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Thus the search for the harsh truth ended and the search for the missing past began.
A big, dumb, loud man stands in front of them and continues to butcher the Word of The LORD.
"Greater love has no man but this: to die for his guys!"
He gives a stage rendition of a conspiratorial wink,
"But I'd settle for a burger and fries if you're looking for lesser ways to show love, Haw!"
The "Haw" is most certainly not a laugh, but is meant to serve as such. Also the audience is dead.
The big, dumb, loud man is unconcerned.
>>8236213
What's this from?
>>8236102
Miss eldnersnuff then took a fat dump
>>8236233
It was made just now for this. By me.
The End
PROLOGUE
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A screaming of 'call me Ishmael' comes across Howth Castle and Environs on a bright cold day in April, when Maman, light of my life, fire of my loins, came from the stairhead, surrounded by heads and bodies, and found herself changed into a monstrous vermin...
-spits-
ye
>>8236102
VeryDickensianto name her Miss Eldersnuff.
>>8236483
nice
Chapter Three
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Mr niggerflax started pounding miss eldnersnuff from behind, making that pussy pop like bubble wrap.
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