Because they know it's false.

>>8234609
who cares?

I suppose hypothetically the insinuation that water will boil in a kettle when you put it on the stove for long enough could also trigger some people

>>8234609
Because he's a

F*CKING

WHITE

MALE

>>8234609
He got surpassed by an Irish alcoholic.

False idol syndrome.

>>8234651
>This
And come to think of it, if an Irish alcoholic can surpass the greatest writer of all time... then writers need to step their pussies up.

greatest *playwright/dramatist

His poetry isn't that good.

Because PoC need more representation.

>>8234609
It may very well be the case but Bloom takes it too far claiming that one work or another of his is the ultimate example of some literary invention. Honestly I think Bloom has some ressentiment.

>>8234741
bloom is a cocksucker and a hack

>>8234609
Shakespearean English.

>>8234748
It's alright buddy. It's not your fault you can't read as much or come close to understanding literature as Bloom does, it's all because of this nasty technology.

>>8234759
suck a cocksuckers cock and what does that make you?

a cocksucker's cocksucker, cocksucker

>>8234609
best writer of all time?
No

best english writer of all time?
Quite possibly

>>8234781
>implying

Because it's repeated ad nauseam.