im stuck in a hotel room with senpai right now. what's something short I can read on my phone? I'm normally a resident of /mu/. also if this is a request or too retarded just delete me and I'm sorry.
http://www.mrbauld.com/hemclean.html
Try Saki short stories for comedy.
Try Algernon Blackwood's The Wendigo or The Willows for spooky.
Try Descartes' Discourse on Method on earlymoderntexts.com (good ease-of-use translation) for a short and foundational philosophy thing.
why are you reading
do something to make senpai notice you
he'll be balls deep in your boipucci in no time
