How do you get into her heart and pants /lit/
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>>8222546
Follow her home and then put them on after she goes to sleep
>>8222546
you'll stop liking her after a while don't worry
read pop fiction with some sense of alcoholism or something though
>>8222556
kek
Treat her like a slut (in a cheeky way)
Choke her while I'm fucking her and slap her ass
>>8222564
That's fucking sexist and plane wrong.
No women would want to be treated in that way. You're probably just a fucking virgin.
![this_is_just_plane_wrong_by_xthedarkcanidx-d996o5l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VYSPnhG.jpg "this is just plane wrong by xthedarkcanidx-d996o5l[1]")
>>8222568
>plane wrong
Seeking girl to help me cure my problems, to fix me.
>>8222601
>seeking girl to fix things
Enjoy failing
>>8222601
read madame bovary pretending you're the grill
I'll be her Hank Rearden.
>>8222601
tell me you're joking
>>8222568
One of my friends can't get horny unless she's being chocked and slapped so yeah...
