s>LOL /s>

>>8175798
>Ayn Rand
>Intellectual
Ya gotta love it

>>8175798
"Guys, I'm going to totally move this Ayn Rand book to the SF/F section and take a picture of it! I'll put it on 4chan and get cool kid points for sure!"

>>8177442
>knowing who Ayn Rand is gets you "cool kid points"

>>8177508
>My literary mentor was this guy called Big Phil
>He was 35 but still in high school
>Flunked the exams every year, even though he could speak 13 languages
>Said it was funnier that way
>Always making me do these weird dares and tasks
>To prove I'm cool and sophisticated
>One time he had me dress up as a banana and quote lewd Pynchon passages in public for 29 hours
>Would randomly quote people at me and if I didn't know them
>He'd beat me up and do humiliate stuff to me like fill my pants with ladybugs
>Soon I'd read everything on Bloom's big list but it wasn't enough
>Phil was always ahead of me
>I idolized and feared him
>This was one of my desperate attempts to make him smile, and you're taking the piss out of it
>I guess I'll never be cool

>>8175798
>Scinece Fiction/Fantasy
>not the trash can