>wake up this morning
>vaguely remember writing some poetry last night (I do this often)
>decide to see what I wrote
>it's one line and only three words
>the entire poem is just "I regret everything"
>the title is just a symbol
Pic related is the symbol. Have I achieved maximum pretension, or am I actually breaking new ground here?
>>8162196
maximum pretension
>>8162196
wow so deep
>>8162207
Yeah believe me I know. Usually what I write isn't so shitty.
I even signed and dated this one though so I'll just mark it down as an experiment in brevity.
and here's me just posting too enthusiastically on /lit/ when i get drunk
>>8162196
You should regret making this cringe-worthy thread.
>>8162196
kill yourself
>>8162196
One more thing to regret right here.
>>8162196
This is next-level.
I made a poem and a symbol too
>>8162196
> I am a Byronic hero
>Yet I regret most
>Of what I've done.
>>8162291
> ironic Byronic Hero
>This is the caliber of intellect that posts on /lit/
>I have spent 2 years arguing with smelly r9k morons
>mfw
>>8162196
Congrats on being a WORTHLESS FAGGOT
>>8162319
genius
>wake up this morning
>realize that last night I was an embarrassing faggot in my diary
>decide to share it with the Internet because who knows maybe I'm le deep jeenyus
Christ
>>8162196
I unironically had about four seconds of thinking "wow that's actually pretty deep" until it came to me how incredibly shit your poem is, this is fucking terrible
>>8162427
You might have a mild case of retardation, have you noticed any other symptoms?
>>8162490
Not usually, but I didn't sleep last night, I'm sorry.
>>8162377
tell me more
>>8162196
the only thing clever about your poem is that you erased the first couple symbols you tried, but that was probably on accident so you're still a retard
This was fun. I don't regret it.
>>8162283
this is good
whoah an infinity symbol dude wow did you make that up?
Also i jus happen to be reading a novel with the title "i regret everything" right now, and hey it sucks but it's way better than your stupid pretentious poem
