>author is ugly
>William Vollmann
I really like You Bright and Risen Angels but jesus christ if Vollmann isn't the goofiest hick looking motherfucker.
>>8138302
somewhere out there Pynchon sheds a tear and doesn't know why
Who is James Joyce? Who is Virgina Woolf?
>>8138334
those certainly weren't ugly
if you want an ugly author it's, i dunno, balzac
I will never read The Tunnel on the basis of how much of a fuck ugly ballsack Gass is.
>>8138361
>woolf wasn't ugly
ok bruh
>>8138334
>>8138302
Name a beautiful author that is actually good.
>>8138462
Ezra Pound
Hart Crane
William Gaddis
Samuel Beckett
John Hawkes
>>8138462
Melville.
>>8138371
Look at the picture of her when she was twenty on Wikipedia. She was cute.
>>8138371
>implying anyone here would have a chance with a woman half as attractive as that
>>8138371
She had a Zadie Smith-esque English grace to her facial expression.
>>8138485
Pretty sure that was a trick of the angle.
>>8138472
Hawkes and Beckett don't count as beautiful.
>>8138462
Me but I'm too obscure for anyone here.
>>8138569
>implying
>>8138302
Iktf, recently started reading moz's autobio
I think pynchon's cute
>>8138800
>What a deep meaningful discussion we're having here.
Kys.
>>8138306
Yeah I love Vollmann but he is... Not pretty.
>>8138803
You first, faggot.
>>8138813
Nah. You're the cunt who spergs idiocy like that to your four group of 19 year old friends. Haha we're so silly! I love us.
You and your kind are a disease.
We don't need to have deep and meaningful discussions. We are all aware of what we're talking about. You're the faggot who has to ruin it.
>>8138803
Kies?
Kiss?
>>8138462
fitzgerald
rimbaud
tolstoy
mishima
wittgenstein
authors, especially poets, are beautiful more often than they are not
>>8138302
gassinachair.png
>it's a millenial thread where everyone posts about the attractiveness of authors like this is a beiber forum
bravo for managing to be worse than bookshelf attention whoring/haul threads though, I mean I guess that took some effort
>>8138825
>rimbaud
>>8138302
>Author is.
>>8138302
>OP is a bigger faggot than usual
>deedeleeedededeledededeleduhdunuh
lmao
>>8138371
I'd destroy myself to get to her and make her love me
>>8139832
>implying authors exist
>>8138302
>>8138371
Fuck the fucking fuck off, she was beautiful.
>>8140976
Bit of a horse face, lad...
>>8138361
Balzac wasn't that ugly and was known to have intense eyes.
>>8139742
DELET.
>>8140985
It's called the English condition
Out of the way, lads!
Ridiculously handsome knight of faith coming through
>>8141295
the best
>>8139928
>>8138371
she looks like oscar wilde lmao
>>8139819
>author
>implying
>>8138302
>ugly
>fat
Literally the reason I haven't ever read and never will read his stuff.
>>8142330
He looks like a man I could trust.
>Author isn't grizzled and rugged
>His books suck
>>8142330
his throat is just repulsive
>>8140976
She got a big old melon head!
Big old tater head!
>>8142330
I'll never read him because his last name is Gass and that bloated disgusting gut combined with that last name just makes me think of a pretentious windbag blowing out diseased farts which he then greedily sniffs.
>>8138462
Guy de Maupassant