She pulled out a huge dildo and explains how its actually a cast of Marlon brandos dick

>>8100944
you've got perverted mind, curse you 4chan :p

A commode is a toilet. This makes no sense.

>>8101004
rly? I am Polish so I translated this myself and there is a possibility of making a silly mistake.
How should it be corrected?

>>8101026
Less shitposting

Do your own homework you fucking faggot.
You really think people won't know exactly what you're doing and that 10 other faggots like you attempt the same shit every day?

Kill yourself.

>>8101026
>I am Polish
You poles. If you aren't cleaning toilets you're writing about toilets.

>>8101032
Lul I did it yesterday

>>8101026
Armoire might be a suitable substitute.

>>8101026
This explains the crappy and awful prose.

I recommend reading more books in English before attempting to write anything.

Anyway, kudos for learning another language, but you need to practice.

>>8101004
com·mode: kəˈmōd
noun
1. a piece of furniture containing a concealed chamber pot.
2. a chest of drawers or chiffonier of a decorative type popular in the 18th century.

English is my second language and even I knew it can mean both.