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dude i was like what if i was a butterfly dreaming i was a man maaaan
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A man can fly
But a man can't bird
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for what purpose
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>>8097077
www.enchantedlearning.com/wordlist/nounandverb.shtml
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I predict this thread will be unpredictable
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>>8097077
OP can write
but write can't OP
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You can't fuck women but women can fuck you.
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All faggots are dumb. OP is dumb. Whou is OP?
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You can stomach a burn-out, but can you burn out a stomach? Yes, you can.
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>>8097123

OP is not necesseraly a faggot then
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You can retard a watch, and you can also watch a retard, as evidenced in this thread.
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>>8097123
somebody doesn't understand how logic works
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>>8097077
Your girlfriends can cuck you, but you cannot cuck your girlfriends
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All OPs are huge faggots, but not all faggots are OP.
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You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
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>>8097077
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"
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for sale baby shoes; never worn
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>>8098079
I don't know, what *do* you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?
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>>8097144
Why?
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Humans can ape

But can apes Human?
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>>8098092
See pic related. OP may or may not be a faggot.
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>>8097077
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
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>>8097077
A man can fish but a fish can't man
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>>8098086
A baby can never wear shoes, but shoes can't never wear a baby.
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>>8097077

Een naaimachine naait, en een nietmachine niet.
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>>8097077
I can post, but a post can't I.
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Join the Navy but Yvan eht Nioj
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>>8097077
Shit can be cash, but cash can't be shit.
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>>8099311
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>>8098418
Maybe faggot is the synonym for a dumb. And because being a dumb is the only one requirement for being a faggot, OP is also a faggot
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I hate this fucking world, too many god damn fuckers in it. Too many thoughts and different societies wrapped up in this fucking place called AMERICA. Everyone has their own god damn opinion on every god damn thing, and you may be saying 'Well what makes you so different?'. Because I have something only me and V have; SELF AWARENESS. Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck you want. We know what we are to this world, and what everyone else is. We learned more than what cause the civil war and how to simplify quadratics in school. We've been watching you people and we know what you think and how you act. All talk and no action. When someone is said to be brave or courageous they're usually just STUPID, and later they say they did it on purpose cause they're brave when really they did it on fucking accident.God everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions of points of view, and peoples own little agendas and schedules. This isn't a world any more. It's H.O.E and no one knows it. Self awareness is a wonderful thing.
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>>8097094
Lol damn you
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how much wood could a wood cuck cuck if a woodcuck could cuck wood
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>>8097077

>"An OP can shit post, but a shit post can't OP."
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I like banging literal whores and you like buying them nice shoes at the Sunday market when you'd rather be watching sports.
Is there really any difference between us?
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>>8097077
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I'd rather stand embarrassed in front of her than in front of a barrister

"Why we should put ourselves out of our way to do anything for posterity, for what has posterity ever done for us?"

"He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

The last few don't fit the formula but I like Irish Bulls
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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A shit can post but a post can't shit.
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that's not a fly, gandalf
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>>8099329
>Maybe faggot is the synonym for a dumb.
The anon never stated this and we can't just assume he did.
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>>8100088
This is why everybody hates mathfags
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>>8100377
That was logic not math, moron.
Also, "faggot" and "dumb" aren't synonymous irl anyway.
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>>8100455
This is why everybody hates mathfags
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>>8100456
>fails at simple logic
>on /lit/
>a board versed in philosophy
>gets mad when he gets called out on it
>calls them mathfags
>gets mad when he gets called out on limiting logic to math
>"uh... UHHH... Ha! I threw back the same words at him! This way they know I was just pretending to be retarded"

Read a fucking book you retard
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>>8097077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEUGpJJxTVE
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>>8100475
This is why everybody hates mathfags
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>>8100481

Not that guy, but it seems fairly transparent that you hate math because you're not smart enough to perceive its sublime beauty and recognize it as the purest expression of truth available to the human mind.

t. philosophyfag
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>>8100487
>its sublime beauty and recognize it as the purest expression of truth available to the human mind
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>>8100480
USA does not include you, esé.
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You can man a wall and wall a man ok ?
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