>professor calls me a pleb
>professor is a pleb
>pleb professor calls me a pleb
>pleb calls me a professor
>pleb colleagues ask pleb questions to a pleb professor who can't even answer them
>professor calls me "professor pleb"
>silence everybody! Anon please stand up and tell us what you need to say. Do you believe you are better than your peers?
>frogs reading books
>professor takes me to his office after the lecture and molests me
i want the frog people to leave
>>8082296
>professor takes me into his office, tells me to close my eyes so I can suck Sea Men out of a hose
>>8082363
Masha, you might be Alciboades tier. We all working for the bussy
>>8082360
> You let a ho through the pimp's door! I told you a thousand times: hoes go through the ho door, pimps go through the pimp door. Ho door, pimp door! Got it?
> Pimpdor! Pimpdor!
> Oh Pimpdor, you loveable oaf with a giant cock.
>>8082296
he's not wrong
>>8082296
Same here
>>8082407
me on the right
>pleb calls me a professor
>>8082407
he's been closer to a qt than i ever will
>>8082363
be hard
>>8082329
>Yes sir
>>8082329
"no"
>Professor Pleb calls me my pleb professor's professor
>adjunct calls me a fucking white male
>>8082329
>better at what?
>>8082296
Your professor is just mad because you are young and have a brighter future. Trust me.
>>8082296
>tfw professor tells you to stop bringing up DFW in class discussions
>calls proffesors me a pleb
>>8082363
>professor takes me into her office after the lecture and molests me
>>8082296
If your professor actually called you a a pleb, he is a tool that probably thinks lit or reddit qualify as academic discussion.
You are also probably dumb.
>>8083077
As a part-time teacher on college (I give business classes late after my job as Chief product officer for a chemical firm) I can say this:
Some people are plebs, and some students are so fucking dumb you just want to roll a newspaper and hit them in the head like a bad dog.
>>8082329
Only the black or female ones sir
>Teacher asks class what they thought of the assigned reading
>share something of interest I found in the text
>Silence
>Professor says, "Does any one ELSE have anything they'd like to share?"
>professor cant speak english
>professor also writes the exam paper
>accidentally mutter faggot after professor dismisses class
>the class pauses for a full thirty seconds before gathering their materials and leaving
>>8082296
>tell class my favorite authors are Mark Twain and George Orwell on first day of class
>later in the semester professor comments that I'm very well read
>know for a fact I'm not
>>8082329
"y-you too"
>>8082296
>Professor calls me to talk about our mutual disdain for plebs
>bring up tough problem with categorizing novel
>ask professor what he thinks
>"I don't know, people use different models"
fuckin hell mate you're supposed to be teaching me this isn't an exercise in futility
>>8084536
this happens to me all the time
and I have good comments too, I think. and of course every time he asks for questions I always have one I was already thinking about.
I don't think the other people like me very much. I just like learning. At least they fucking retarded anymore since it's upper division, it's definitely a better environment when people know what they're talking about
>dress up a /pol/ tier argument in vaguely academic language
>tutor says it's brilliant
>pleb professors call me professor
>ten minutes before class starts and the professor hasn't shown up
>half the class bragging about how they skimmed some online summary on the way over from the dining hall
>Introduce prof to Emil Cioran.
>She buys his works and reads them.
>Nothing bad happens.
Sorry guys, I am not so good at this.
>talk about the "Wandering Jew" and mention several of his occurrences in literature
>refer to him as the "Traveling Kike"
>teacher says that the character is actually called the "Wandering Jew"
oops ;^)
>prefessor calls me a plob
>processional calls me a Paulus Tarsensis
>4chan users make several forced, unfunny and wholly redditesque pun variations on the OP, already slaves to the Heideggerian Das Man
>professor calls me his nigga
>we're both white
>work on my novel for a couple of years
>hand it to my professor
>he labels it as 'juvenile' and gives mes a copy of Slaughterhouse five
>"Read this, it will help you"
>>8084579
He was making fun of you
>professor calls me a "..."
>but I am the professor
>but not really
>>8082296
>professor smacks my ass in front of class
>I am the professor
And thats how I lost my job.
>>8085351
Well, /pol/ is brilliant.
>>8085312
>this isn't an exercise in futility
As someone with an English Degree
top kek
>>8086024
damn...
>>8082364
reported
>>8082661
RESIST TEMPTATION
