Post Quality Joke Books
i don't get it
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Are these... are these even jokes? What? Am I missing something?
>>8074443
It seems Minecraft related, and 100% of the people who play that for more than a couple of hours are autistic.
>>8074450
Dear god it's like watching literal autism in motion.
>>8074465
I liked Minecraft back in the day, but not a word of these make sense to me.
>>8074450
Did you hear about... ad infinitum.
I think this is written for literal 5-year-olds
>>8074450
>turning the player character to a she just because it's about their hair style
This book is sexist.
>>8074489
They really became the autist holy grail when they made wiring, logic gates and traintracks.
>>8074450
This reads like babby's first attempt at modernist poetry if babby has literally only read the Simple English wikipedia page for it
>>8074523
I don't mind the autists really, they make some cool stuff - it's the kids I hate.
Hilarious. 10/10
>>8074431
It looks like they've been generated by computer
>>8074431
It's actually really smart, you just don't get it. Minecraft is played almost exclusively by autistic people obsessed with it. It's just good marketing.
>>8074450
>he made a lovely ice sculpture
this one works
but... im not sure if they meant it to
this book was written by literal eight year olds. It should be a crime to let children so young publish anything non-anonymously since it will be attached to them for eternity.
What do you call a shitty horror writer licking the boots of a dominatrix?
>>8074613
???
>>8074630
Stephen King's under the domme
I Hate Everyone Starting With Me - Joan Rivers
wew
>>8074431
Schopenhauer - Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit
>>8074450
>"He went boom."
Sent shivers up my spine. Masterful.
>>8075490
this, youve just got to appreciate the beauty of it
>>8074450
Did you hear about the guy who wrote a book of Minecraft jokes?
He had no discernible talent!
>>8074450
Did anyone else still legitimately laugh at these? Pure modern-postmodernism and I don't care if it wasn't intentional
>>8074450
Is this post modern humor?
Because I appreciate it.
>>8074450
>He was super destroyed
HOLY SHIT
>>8076038
>post-modernism is synonymous with ironic appreciation of shit
Sounds right.
>>8074636
Kek
>super destroyed
>>8074595
Re-reading that one it's actually pretty funny.
this all reminds me
>>8077201
>that fat ugly toe
>>8074450
Did you hear about the player who designed Minecraft?
He stole everyone's money and disappeared!
>>8074431
i feel my soul dying little by little when reading these... jokes, please tell me this is a children's book or just highly advanced form of humour
>>8074541
this sounds like something an actual kid would write
>>8076012
I laughed hard at the flying in survival mode one honestly.
Did you hear about that Minecraft joke book?
Nobody laughed!
>>8077201
this ones actually kind of clever
>>8078085
no it's not
Some of these are really quite clever
>>8074431
>>8074450
it's always interesting contrasting reddit humor to here's
>>8079128
there's more desperation in a redditor's post
you've got to be some kind of fucked up human being to ever post on reddit
>inb4 redditors attack me
>>8079180
>there's more desperation
This. They are literally all tripfags.
>>8079186
shut up blank
>>8079189
My name is Neo
>>8077993
lul
>>8074450
I can't remember when I've last seen something this autistic.
>>8074431
>>8074568
>>8075490
>>8075599
>>8077201
>>8077799
Not to be a memester or anything, but pic related is the funniest thing I've read all year.
>>8077731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTHlJT8VCns
Have you seen this?