My sister is turning 11 next week and I want to get her a good book, she has a good sense of humor but a short attention span. Any suggestions?
Finnegans Wake
Lolita
>>8063890
Have her read the entire Genesis and pray to God to fix her retardation.
>>8063890
Letters to Wendy's, by Joe Wenderoth.
plath is the way, let her learn the lesson early
A novelization of the movie Precious: based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Ulysses
I bet there is a 'Greek Classics for kids' somewhere.
A collection of poems by Gerard Manley Hopkins would suit the lass well, i think.
>>8063890
Gender Trouble by Judith Butler
that poem about blowjob eyes
>>8063890
>good sense of humor
Candide
>short attention span
Candide
don't they treat short attention span with adderall nowadays
>>8064501
You're American yeah?
>>8063900
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some learned fables for good old boys and girls
Harry potter so she could grow up to read stephen king : )
Judy Bloom, Roald Dahl, and Walter Moers are all pretty good kids' authors. Matilda is good, and I like The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, which is long but can be read in sections.
>>8063890
Start with the Greeks. If she has a truly great sense of humor she'll love Soc-meme master-rates
>>8064496
>11 years old
>>8064727
ok, she can read it in translation to english
>>8063890
get her good bulls you fucking cunt