I think I'm Kierkegaard. What should I do
take a leap of faith and fuck off to /soc/
nice hair anon
>>8063422
get some vitamin E you greasy faggot
get a haircut or style it
try /fa/ or r/SkincareAddiction
Have faith
Get a chin implant
>>8063422
Blow your trust fund on a vendetta against some random newspaper, then die at 43.
>>8063634
>post his face
>anon
>>8063689
That sounds like one hell of a ride.
Get over your onitis
Try listen to music other than Don Giovanni
>>8063710
That was the one thing you can't argue against Kierkegaard for, the man had impeccable taste in music.
>>8063710
what the hell is onitis?
>>8063422i want to run my fingers thru your hair while you suck my dick
>>8063422
You're better off pretending to be Corey Haim, faggot.
>>8063725
kek
Realise that Kierkegaard was a pussy who wrote books about under a false name because O LAWD Jesus would be mad if he'd seen people walk the path from the church to intellectualism.
Of course,if 4chan was a personification of a philosopher I'd argue that philosopher would be Kierkegaard. Afterall,we are all unified by alienation.
Go fuck Regine Olsen's corpse
>>8063422
You look like you probably browse Reddit.
>>8063781
Reddit is a more bitter place than I thought.
>>8063785
What's wrong with browsing reddit.
>>8063725
Welcome to 4chan
The >>8063787
Excuse me mang but do you really know why we hate reddit?
>we
>>8063790
Nothing. It's f*cking epic. In fact most people on /lit/ probably browse both sites. They are just afraid to admit it.
>>8063808
Go back to Plebdick.
>>8063813
>f*cking epic
kill yourself
>>8063821
>can't detect sarcasm with a handy dandy /s
you already know where you should go
>>8063829
>can't detect sarcasm
>SARCASM
Just blew your own cover.
Grow a mustache.
>>8063725
kek it's actually oneitis
>>8063422
did beckett let you borrow that shirt or did you take it without asking
you have kierk's empty stare down pat but besides that and the hair i don't see it
>>8063813
>it's f*cking epic
ha ha he he
You have a mouth like Elliot Smith.
I'm not gay but if I was a girl I'd fucking suck your dick and ride you until your flushed and sighing hard.
>>8063813
>f*cking epic
Teleologically suspend the ethic.
The ladies love Kierkegaard.
Go hang around your local philosophy department, casually reading a copy of Either-Or, staring dreamily into the distance every now and then and the fangirls will be all over you.
>>8065804
*Lady
*Loved
Until he stood her up like a fucking retard.
