Are these chains /lit/ enough? Imma get me one when I win my first short story contest.
http://us.versace.com/men/fashion-jewelry/necklace-chain/243300,en_US,sc.html
Versace is a shit brand that will make you look like a tryhard douche. Get a Seiko mechanical watch instead and replace the band.
>>7994087
>VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE
>MEDUSA HEAD ON ME LIKE I'M ILLUMMINATI
>>7994389
This is a gated community please get the FUCK off the property
>>7994372
Nah mane I want my literary prize around my neck
Any cool brands you know?
>>7994632
You've already whored out your prize virtue even though its fruit has yet to ripen to, even the coolest brand won't save you now.
>>7994655
There's literally nothing wrong with dreaming of spending your literary triumph in useless trimalchionic shit
>>7994666
Hey everyone, listen to the devil he knows what's what.
>>7994713
>>7994087
It would be fun to be the first bling author. Instead of sweaters, a beard and a pipe, just show up everywhere in Versace chains and Gucci sneakers with a cup of lean in hand to discuss your postmodern masterpiece about street signs captchas.
If you win, go for it.
>>7994812
Yeah but which one should I get?
>>7994780
Dibs
