Write a poem about your college experience.
I'll start:
"I'm coming to get you. You need to be around friends. And family. I'm tired of you being lonely."
"Me too."
That's not a poem.
"This should be easy..."
said the dead man
This is a lot of work and not much fun
I'm getting fat; I should go for a run
So many girls here but I've had sex with none
I hope things get better after I'm done.
>>7905282
Iktf. Trying again next semester, hopefully it works out better this time
>>7905353
Fuck me, man.
>>7905282
Here's a haiku about my time at college
No no no no no
Seriously, fuck this shit.
I'm out. Later, fags.
>>7905353
Everyone else here has money
I'm always broke
These chinese kids drive beamers
While my life's a joke
>>7905315
You're a fuckin retard.
>>7905324
Isn't that already a poem?
>>7905282
ITT: Worst poetry I've ever seen writen by highscholers.
>>7905374
Fuck off, Bloom
>>7905367
>no rhymes
>not versified
>no metre
Yeah OK.
>inb4 "b-but it is poetry if I say so!!"
Fuck off.
>>7905363
Moi kekkels
>>7905381
Rhyming poetry is terrible, it's always forced and sounds goofy as hell.
Also, I think you're thinking of a song.
>>7905370
i just thought of it actually.
guess i am plagiarizing.
>>7905387
Unrhymed "poetry" is just prose.
>>7905390
Not necessarily, it just sounds familiar. BECAUSE IT'S EMOTIONALLY RESONANT
>>7905397
Oh boy.
>>7905404
Good poem.
(this too is a poem)
I liked that your dorm was next to the stadium.
On game days when my cock was in your mouth
it felt like the whole crowd was cheering me on.
>>7905425
No it's not, that's you being a fuckheaded nigger.
>>7905431
this is good
>>7905433
What if like everything was poetry, dude
Whoa
Isn't that like deep, dude?
Fuck all those close-minded bigots btw
Asians, Asians everywhere
And all of them do stink
Asians, Asians everywhere,
I can't stand the damn chinks
>>7905282
Easy, easy, easy
Please love me!
Skepticism of a 77 penetrates like a poison
Women, the women, only the women
Boys with their heavy cocks reassure me
We are friends, you and I, fuck my mouth in the bathroom
Suzette loves my feminine voice and fireball essays
Fuck me, make me cum hundred percents
I pretend that the baby in her belly is mine
That crosses a line that makes my stomach churn
Marjane sucked my dick and I filled her cunt with neatly typed words
How's my average looking?
Could be a great topic for a paper?
Read my lips by next week at the latest?
My upcoming breakdown listed on the syllabus.
I've already fucked the prof, or tried to
Delivering pizzas all night long,
around this town he drives.
The pizza guy--the fratboy's Christ--
Saving shitface'd lives.
>>7905446
Asians, Asians everywhere
I wish they all would burn
Talking loud and acting rude
Everywhere I turn
I don't know anything
There's too much
I can't
>>7905480
There are strange things done under florescent fake-sun
By the Asians who moil for A's
If you are white, in library at midnight
A glock on your hip really pays.
>>7905471
This is actually really good.
>>7905500
>A glock on your hip really pays.
American Internet tough-guys are the most embarrassing thing
The girl with the blue hair
and no job
who recreationally does cocaine
who just got back from Europe
who grew up in a gated community
with two loving parents
is telling me I'm privileged again.
Annoyin' bitch looks at my ass
I tell er' im ere to study, young lass-
For on no circumstance will I my books leave for the romance of being harassed;
Before midnight 100 pages need be amassed,
No ass for you lady that so solemly stared,
for i live in my books and when i sleep they are in my mares,
And as swift as a rock rolling down steeped hills
The pages keep flowing while my dick just sits still.
"Go to school in New York", they said,
"You'll probably learn a lot."
But now I know I'd been misled
It's gooks galore and blue-haired men.
Seriously though, I went to NYU (on scholarship bc I think their business school needed a white person for 'diversity') and it was the worst decision of my life.
>>7905541
Damn your poem also has annoying blue haired people. What a world we live in.
100% original, sempai.
I am the only being whose doom
No tongue would ask, no eye would mourn;
I've never caused a thought of gloom,
A smile of joy, since I was born.
In secret pleasure, secret tears,
This changeful life has slipped away,
As friendless after eighteen years,
As lone as on my natal day.
There have been times I cannot hide,
There have been times when this was drear,
When my sad soul forgot its pride
And longed for one to love me here.
But those were in the early glow
Of feelings that subdued by care,
And they have died so long ago,
I hardly now believe they were.
First melted off the hope of youth,
Then fancy's rainbow fast withdrew;
And then experience told me truth
In mortal bosoms never grew.
'Twas grief enough to think mankind
All hollow, servile, insincere;
But worse to trust to my own mind
And find the same Corruption there.
>>7905547
Yeah, it sounds like universities all over the country have a blue-hair and gook problem.
Changes must be made. A new order must rise.
>>7905541
The priviledged crowd haunting the priviledged foes
they claim blacks struggle and females are cripples, victimes of undimely woes,
but i see no such thing, only gold gilded veils,
and gold incrused teeth as they shout at my face, for being a lonesome white male
Crusaders for truth -with beautiful hairs-
they haunt the priviledged few,
while their costly tea in a gold bucket is stewed,
and i as a lordly person i tear apart the assholeasdsadsadasdasdads
idk im just bored lol
>>7905555
>>7905547
>>7905541
>blue-haired men
Poseidon?
>>7905555
Europe is finished. American cannot defend itself against the racial change. There is no place for western civilization left. It's pretty sad. We had a good run, but now we have multi-culturalism and identity politics. That's a condolence, right?
>>7905555
what is a gook
>>7905555
I also know a ton of blue haired people. How is this a thing? What does it mean?
>>7905565
what's wrong with diversity, human culture is universal, the western canon won't just disapear cause you got a bunch of stupid muslims into europe. And if it does then europe diserved it's miserable fate of losing it's culture for not being defenceful enough. Either way: they keep it, proving themselves, or they lose it proving themselves to be faggots. It's up to Europe to co-exist with foreigners while still retaining it's values.
>>7905363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwMFas9XnY
>>7905572
I'm not even from /pol/, but Jesus Christ...
A girl carried a mattress to class
To protest getting fucked in the ass
She claimed it was rape
Made a German escape
Some butts you should never trespass
>>7905600
Very nice. Second line is a little awkward.
>>7905600
God, I want to fuck this girl so bad it hurts. She's not even good-looking. I can't understand it.
>>7905616
She's not conventionally attractive but her face and attire seem to complement her body (angular face, flat chest, exposed shoulders).
In the valley is the campus, Hokie stone built
The students crawl like ants, tunnel antfarm silt
Me among the crowd of folks, smarter and more fair
“Here you can become someone, if you do your share
Of work, play and social things” by most I was told
“Then get yourself a cushy job, do it till you're old”
But I'm afriad I never learned
What is the point of living
And thus this goal to wages earn
My time could not be given
More still would rather occupy
My mind with all distraction
Than find purpose before I die
And thus sought drunken action
Yet if instead I happened to look
Some answers I would have found
Inside the pages of a book
A volume with leather bound
They tried to teach me interviews
And to write a resume
But told me nothing of the views
That point to a worthwhile day
Problem sets and essays on Freud
I can with certainty say
Do not help us to fill the void
Abandon us to the grey
Modern America, confused
Uncertain society
Your colleges are business used
And your fees are mighty
Depressed students will falter, see
For they have nothing to quench
The deep thirst for human meaning
Save what's in the library
Today, I saw a yellow man
On the morning train
His bag was seated next to him
He wore a golden chain
I knew he was a student
As I’d seen him now and then
He smoked outside the lecture halls
And shouted with friends
Such yellow men are commonplace
In cities just like ours
The go to university
And crash their fancy cars
They love to spend their money
They love to eat and drink
They’re fat and rude and ugly
They absolutely stink
What are you doing, yellow man?
Why do you cause this strife?
You speak a foreign language
And live a foreign life
Why did you come here, yellow man,
To this American city?
To study anthropology,
And dress yourself up pretty?
Uni
Is Not As Hard
As Stupid People
Make It
Out to
Be
>>7905678
Wow
This poem
Is so bad that I
Want
To rip my dick
Off
>>7905682
lol
someone got mad at the content
u mad dum bro?
*hits bong*
>>7905687
>someone pokes fun at your bad content
>WOW M8 KENT BELIEVE U GOT MAD LUKS LIkE I TROlleD U a GooD 1 M8 U MUST be reTARTed Homie! #roasted #ROASTbeefSALTwich
>>7905687
the content is bad but the form is really terrible
>>7905573
>2:23
>>7905716
>no guyz i wuz pretending 2 be retarded
still dumb
The beautiful stillness of the evening as it overtakes the day; a car stopped dead by a crosswalk on the quiet avenue that runs through the university campus while the sun sets over the quad where people are gathered to see the scene; a face, a girl, glowing in awe, in the span of a moment her life changes.
A man emerges from the car, so bewildered by the dazzling light, captivated by the flush reds, squints at the sun reflecting off the shimmering glass buildings of the institution, floored by the moment.
A car stopped; by a crosswalk on the quiet avenue that runs through the university campus, while the sun sets over the quad, people gathered to see the scene. A girl, in beautiful dead stillness as the evening overtakes the day and life changes in the space of a moment.
Emerged; from the car, a man, light so dazzling, bewildered the institution, squinted at glass buildings, the sun, the flush reds, shimmering in the sun; and the moment, floored.
A girl, dead by a crosswalk on the university campus; a quiet avenue changes in the space of a moment; the sun sets over the quad and the evening overtakes the day; people, in awe, gathered to see the scene; the beautiful car glowing, a face, hair, a life stopped.
The man from the car, bewildered by the dazzling light in the moment, floored it, squinting and captivated by the flush reds and the shimmering buildings of the institution reflecting the sun, and glass.
>>7905748
Why does everything have to be about death?
>>7905760
if you like I can put it in reverse and make it about an awe-inspiring sunset
>>7905282
So much I paid to not get laid
>>7905678
this
is not
a poem,
idiot
jaegar made me
shit my pants
I never drank before
hearing people interpret camus
now I am the joke
for each story read
is a story about me
now the quiet pretty one
with the colored hair and nose ring
has stop fucking me
was it something I said in class
or was it my ass
thought i'd be cool but i wasnt
all those girls and no pussy
smoked mad weed and dropped acid
rest was depressing glad i dropped out
>>7905906
you know, that's funny, because I went to university for four years, didn't make a single friend, didn't get laid once, and yet I kinda enjoyed it. Always having access to a good library and being forced to learn all that good stuff, I don't know, I think that was worth my time.
>>7905892
It's called free-verse you ignorant fuck.
>>7905917
>free verse
>>7905917
free verse sucks ass, you ignorant fuck
>>7905282
I nowhere can find a bathroom,
oh Jesus, I need to defecate,
I articulate to every man I must shit,
alas, there comes none respite for these bowels.
