how can i make my muse fall in love with me?
>>7877417
You have to be into Muse
same
>>7877417
Lick her feet.
>>7877419
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Like, how deep? Is six throbbing inches enough?
send her an acid bomb then kill yourself, obviously
write a book about her
>>7877417
You have to die for our sins
>>7877506
Probably the best name get I've seen.
>>7877441
that flick sucks
learn how to flirt
Dust to dust.
Sacrifice a goat on a book.
>>7877677
Then sacrifice the boat.
Write poems.
>>7877447
eat her ass
that's fairly easy. Just write some stuff (poem or short stories), send them to her and tell her she's the only one you trust to read this.
I made a girl fell in love with me thanks to that
Same way you make other girls fall in love with you.......with chloroform
>>7877417
desu bjork is unrealistically attractive at times
she's not even my type but it's weird
>>7877417
you don't "want" her to do that, you only think that you do
see vid related
https://youtu.be/U88jj6PSD7w
>>7877417
Bring molly flowers, find her bathing at mount helicon, then burn her scroll as she bathes.
>>7880055
triple dubs!!!
>>7877417
Wow. . . she was cute
I should read the Sagas of the Icelanders or maybe the Ice Shirt by WT Vollmann
What are some other books about cold lands and qt Inuit girls?
By begetting your own father and achieving Apophrades.
In other words, you can't.
