>ITT: Others tell us the type of /lit/ our new names would write
Rollin
>>7875447
YA fiction.
>>7875447
shitty romance novels or hair cosmetics guides
>>7875449
Thrillers.
>>7875458
Books about how life in Ireland sucks. Some would consider them literary.
>>7875460
Fantasy. More probable: folklorey, panpipey tales of the old country
>>7875449
thrillers that are cheap ripoffs of the bourne series in which a super cool assassin with a conscience needs to track down something from his past.
>>7875487
Mass Effect amatory fan fiction
>50% chance to be female
>on a 90% male board
>>7875447
Rollán
>>7875534
A pynchon pen name
>>7875540
contemporary Spanish literature that's never taken seriously by academia
>>7875535
Is this a new layout?? What's going on?
April fools?
>>7875547what's the date today
>>7875545
Nice. Finally, I live the literary life
This is my new pen name
>>7875447
Heaving the rest of her body into a garbage bag – my muscles, slathered with Ben-Gay, easily handling the dead weight.
>>7875555
X) I been had
>>7875563
YA detective novels
:
>>7875535
Romance novels for middle aged women
>>7875545
Humdrum americana lit
>>7875449
Angry, unfunny 'comedy' with a nursery rhyme motif
>>7875580
Something right-wing affiliated
>>7875642
Weird dark fantasy
>>7875447
Also this new layout isn't here to stay right, this is just for today?
>>7875642
cliche thriller
>>7875644
Cook books for children
>>7875449
>>7875622
Hickory Dickory Dock, OH!
Your Wife she sucked my cock, OH!
>>7875622
Just checking to see whether we keep the same pseudonym for an entire thread...
>>7875668
Gay erotica
>>7875681
...and we don't.
>>7875678
Bad romance
>>7875469
self-help books.
>>7875717
Kids book about farm animals going on adventures
>>7875721
Cheap romance novels
>>7875742
Series of novels with bad British humor about an average joe getting caught in zany situations, probably called something along the lines of "The inexplicable adventures of so-and-so"
>>7875761
Trashy romance novels
>>7875771
Marketing guru.
>>7875772
Some sort of fantasy involving spirit animals
Twilight fanfiction
>>7875795
Christian apologetics
>>7875781
Crime mystery
>>7875797
Mexican feminist poet.
I hope this feature is kept
>>7875798
A transgender themed poetry collection
>>7875809
Black intellectual who writes about politics and economics
>>7875801
Vampire fantasy with homosexual undertones
>>7875809
pen name of Yiddish fiction author that writes about "Jewishness" in post war America
>>7875821
Psychologist who writes self-help books on depression
>>7875828
Harry Potter fanfiction author's username.
>>7875830
"witty" genre fiction and buzzfeed articles
>>7875814
His Wikipedia reads "Gene Reid, born Joshua G. Rubestein".
Writes articles for The Times of Israel about how germany hasn't paid enough reparations for the shoah and articles for NY Times where he encourages starting a debate over white privilege in America.
>>7875819
sub-par magical realism
wtf is this?
>>7875837
Books on Aleister Crowley and the occult.
>>7875837
Pop right wing lit from "le woman's perspective"
Word for word the remarks of a regular accountant of a day.
>>7875850
wishes she could write like john green
>>7875844
19th century 1st wave feminist poet from Middle America
>>7875844
contemporary to and influenced by Jane Austen but forgotten by history
>>7875852
midwestern booktuber
Here we go
>>7875862
Self-help books for drug addiction
>>7875837
Contemporary literature author with one novel about a disfunctional family on a vacation in Europe that is discussed on several book club shows and makes the top 100 best seller list for a week, but totally forgettable.
>>7875843
WW2 historian.
>>7875845
New Right paleocon polemicist.
>>7875848
Fashion magazine writer.
>>7875854
Transgender autobiography.
>>7875862
Action-packed thrillers for middle-aged men.
>>7875866
>Transgender autobiography.
nailed it
>>7875854
Gay avant garde novels that are actually pretty good and funny in a self aware degenerate way
>>7875873
"think pieces" for Ms magazine
>>7875872
failed reality tv star (maybe from jersey shore) who wrote her own autobiography.
>>7875875
2nd gen immigrant in San Fransisco writing childrens books about immigrant families.
>>7875876
stringer for the AP that ended up with a gig at Forbes
>>7875466
Formulaic thrillers.
>>7875875
Middle aged C-list actor that wrote a guide on how to quit smoking
>>7875878
WASP Classics academic.
>>7875884
Bravo Nolan
>>7875886
mawkish tumbleresque YA
>>7875875
'manly' literary fiction about heavy drinker ex-revolutionaries in Portugal who fall for the same woman and end up settling things with a knife fight
>>7875884
american novels, heavy catholic subtext and backgrounds, at least one novel focused on a mixed irish and hispanic family
>>7875887
cracked.com tier meme book about pop culture
called something like 'Einstein was a pr&%$ and I still have student loans!'
>>7875469
the kind of books paulo coelho writes.
>>7875898
cuckservative editorials
>>7875899
lmfao
>>7875904
Fantasy YA novels with girl protagonist
>>7875893
Ghost written autobiography about his life as a pinch hitter in the MLB. Second half of the book deals with his fade into obscurity and his addiction to amphetamines and alcohol, which he overcomes by adopting a golden retriever with a disability.
>>7875921
Specifically dystopian
>>7875930
Cookbooks
>>7875921
Urban fantasy novel set in industrial England.
>>7875942
Quirky comedy and romance novels for preteen girls.
>>7875945
Shoddy, pandering rock star biographies.
>>7875945
Bizzaro fiction involving hitler and dolphins
Or
Edgy "journalism" about the "deep web"
>>7875945
Reverse racist lit
>>7875956
Travel guides for Latin American countries
>>7875956
rich instagram star who writes an autobiography about his wild and crazy life
>>7875555
Mike Mike Mike Mike
>>7875961
spoken word poetry
>>7875962
Collections of quirky everyday stories from someone who married into an immigrant family.
>>7875962
SJW manifestos
>>7875961
>reverse racism
it's called racism
>>7875971
British nationalist invective.
>>7875977
Spiffing slice of life English kitchen sink dramedy
>>7875977
Sermon anthologies.
>>7875978
post-colonial asian woman experience in the west poetry
>>7875989
American UFO mythology fiction.
>>7875992
Appalachian Bigfoot hunting expert
>>7875992
studies and reflections on the dialectic of African American and Irish culture in Boston public housing during the 1960s
>>7875992
Sentimental anecdotes from the golden era of Jazz.
>>7875997
Diary of a New York homosexual
>>7876004
Diary of a New York transsexual
>>7876001
ground breaking autobiography of a freed slave who graduated cornell in the colonial era before being scalped by native americans on the canadian border
>>7876008
Memories of a German housewife during the 1930s
>>7876007
>autobiography
uh meant biography, watever
>>7876017
autobiography seems more appropriate to me
My book is best book.
Rollin for a meme name
Rollisiticly
Rollerinho
>>7875463
>Esther Lynn
JUST
the comfiest, most aesthetically tidy prose, about little family dramas.
>>7876264
>>7876302
exotic novelist
>>7876310
debut novel was a modernist masterpiece but has struggled since, unable to capture the genius contained in his first work
>>7875933
Laverne does not write. she sings karaoke.
i roll
Rawl
>>7876604
Pop science full of awkward, forced wordplay and analogies.
>>7876711
Witty stories about stereotypical English gentry.
>>7876697
Editorials and op-eds about class struggle
>>7876960
Early 20th century novel set in the old west.
>>7876980
puff lite-bio about her life as a daytime TV host married to a former NFL star
>>7875556
Chronicles
Rollin'
>>7875555
The 2nd where I am. For shame.
>>7877084
Historical fiction spanning the 19th century about something in the anglosphere
>>7877173
Growing up as an 2nd gen immigrant in california fiction
>>7877270
Middle school baseball coach autobiography
>>7877270
Self-help books on selling shit
givin' this a shot.
>>7877281
Fuck you
>>7875467
Cuckold erotica
now me
>>7877315
History of the Pacific Islanders.
Hmmm
>>7877356
A drama about a MtF transsexual from Cali in Colombia that ends up being the fuckpuppet of a powerful narco guy.
>>7875447
rolling
>>7877535
Mostly ghostwritten political/spy thriller series that churns out 500 books a year like james patterson
>>7877281
some 13 book long romantic fantasy series
>>7877543
The weekly newspaper of a tiny Trotskyist group
>>7877541
Bodice rippers... Harlequin romances with fabio-esque models in white linen shirts on a sailing ship
>>7877543
Freelance journalist for rolling stone
>>7877548
Self help books for depressed housewives and single women
>>7877571
Garden variety cooking recipes with a little bit of meat.
>>7875447
Roll
>>7875447
Teen romance
>>7875447
Roll
>>7877864
Terrible erotica at the
>Just above Fifty Shades of Grey Tier
level. So not the worst.
>>7877854
An historical drama relating to the Deep South.
>>7877851
James Patterson-esq publishing machine.
>>7875447
Roll
>>7875447
can someone please redpill me on the names?
>>7877875
Poorly stitched together "novels" full of a schizophrenic mix of childish humour, racism and sexism. Saccharine poems and political manifestos.
>>7877881
They're the guys your mum screwed.
>>7877882
>tfw when writing a short story anthology/frame narrative atm
>>7877556
New James Bond books following up on Daddy's legacy, all of which are even worse than the original Bond, because you don't grasp the essence of your father's work, and, being half Latino, you also try to fix all the racial and colonialist issues
>>7877864
Feminist non-fiction books that are 100% complaint and 0% substance
What about me?
