well diddle me pink and call me samantha

Pale Fire, if you disagree go post on the bad place

I want to read Ada or Ardor

doctor zhivago

>>7859567
its like 500 pages of Van and Ada making pretentious meta jokes

I'd fucking fight Nabokov.

I liked invitation to a beheading. Its the only one I read.

>>7859593
All of his books are like 500 pages of pretentious meta jokes though.

>>7859776
>Float like a lepidopterologist, sting like Uncle V's cock up my tight prepubescent ass. - Nabokov, Switzerland 1945

You don't want to mess with this nigger.

ada, i guess. tentative answer because i've only read like 4 of his books