Name a better opening.
Protip: you can't.
l'etranger
A la recherche du temps perdu
>Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
Robert Cohn was once middleweight boxing champion of Princeton. Do not think that I am very much impressed by that as a boxing title, but it meant a lot to Cohn.
>A spectre is haunting Europe: the spectre of communism
>>7826211
Moby Dick
>Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
very kuilisk
>All this happened, more or less.
>>7826211
'Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains' - Rousseau
You can't open a political treatise in any better way
>>7826297
Perfectly sums up Vonnegut's intentions
Le Quixote opening Pasta
A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
>>7826211
I adored the first 2 pages of lolita