Lovecraft

>>7806174
Comes up to hypotnises with eloquence*

roses are red
violets are blue
my name is lovecraft
niggers

>>7806174
I actually enjoy Lovecraft.
>inb4 stupid nigger

I don't hate Lovecraft. I even called my black cat nigger.

>>7806174
Lovecraft is probably my favorite author.

I just hate white men in general.

I'd wait for him to say something racist and blow his chances

>lovecraft will never cuck you by fingering your girlfriend in an elevator, then spend the next several years of your time in providence being coolly polite to you whenever you encounter one another in public, but sending you monthly, extravagantly written letters about how your (now ex-) girlfriend's pussy was "absolutely eldritch" and stained his fingers "indelibly with a lurking putrescence"

>>7807686
Do you think his bellend was as purple as his prose
I'm asking for a friend