Post your best greentext etc.
>>7756601
>>7756602
>mfw this actually happened
>>7756602
>greentext for ants
>>7756602
I actually laughed after clicking on it.
>>7756602
honestly kek'd
>>7756601
I chortled.
>>7756771I won't lie, even if trolling or autistic, vorefag made some valid points in all that rage
>>7756771
it's ironic, right? nobody actually gets off to the idea of gay cannibalism right?
>>7756880
4chan gets a bad rap, but degeneracy-wise it's only the haunted house built on top of the native american burial ground, not the burial ground itself, and CERTAINLY not the nameless ruins that came before the natives
>>7756834
I don't get it. Explain it to me please.
>>7756922
>What should the brain do
'its best'
>>7756771
Why didn't you just recommend Confessions of a Mask and went on with it?
/r/ing whose dick is this
Dumping
>>7757209
Shakespeare banter is best banter
>>7757228
forgot about me, bitch.
>>7757228
>Protestantism
>Not Paradise Lost
C'mon
>>7756771
>>7756775
The birth of a Lit meme. I'm so glad I was part of it.
>>7757236
>Anglicanism
>Same as being Protestant
nope
>>7756880
Nigger I get off to historical clothing. I'm sure people are into gay cannibalism.
>>7757220
fucking
>Compas
kills me every time
>>7756915
The African American gentleman insinuated that the anon wasn't very smart beause he was reading Plato.
>>7757236
But anon, in the 17th century the Church, not the protestant church was using that as an example.
>>7757218
Saw this copy while I was buying Russian /lit/. God, it's awful.
>>7756834
the comeback should have been: "At least I'm not a nigger"
>>7757404
honestly, it kind of fits. Pechorin was a douche.
>>7756915
An 'intellectual' wouldn't feel the need to read anything.
>>7757197
>>7757424
YOU STUPID PERSON STOP POSTING EDITS OF THAT IMAGE THAT DO NOT EVEN REPRESENT THE JOKE OF THE ORIGINAL
OK LISTEN
IN THE ORIGINAL HE SAYS
'ON ALL LEVELS EXCEPT PHYSICAL I AM A WOLF'
AND IN THE SECOND PICTURE IT SAYS
[BARKS]
AND THATS FUNNY
BECAUSE
WOLVES DO >>NOT<< BARK
>>7757460
You do realize that's not why the picture is funny, right?
>>7757460
Holy shit someone going mad over a meme?
>>7757460
Nice pasta.
>>7757412
>>7756601
>be like 7
>be homeschooled
>normal day of school
>teacher sends us into breakout groups to work together
>there is always a blank slide that we fuck around on after work is done
>we finish work and go to blank slide
>4 - 5 pictures of Anna on it
>another gets added
>it's like a fucking shrine
>wtf.jpg
>he realizes we found the temple to his god
>"It's not what it looks like guys!"
>it sounds like we found him jacking off or putting photoshopped porn on the slide or both
>next day
>everybody acts like nothing happened
>nobody remembers what happened
>but I remember
>and now you do too
>>7757514
Forgot related image.
It's Natalie Lust btw.
>>7757279
This one gets me everytime
>>7756969
Lol it looks so good framed. Wtffff
>>7756885 https://youtu.be/xQbEgg_pEG0
>>7758088
i have no clue why but i'm laughing my ass off
>>7757203
why the fuck im laughing at this
>>7757233
>>7757228
This is fucking gold. Thank you.
>>7759027
Isn't that the pikachu wetting himself diaper guy?
this thread is pretty much a perfect demonstration of why /lit/ is considered a no fun board
>>7759040
why?
Does anyone have that post about how genre fic is like a shitty handjob and literary fic is like getting rimmed and blown by supermodels and shit?
>>7759068
>>7759087
Much obliged.
>>7758098
Sitting in a room full of people and trying not to laugh made this unbearably funny
>>7756915
It didn't mean anything. He was a nigger toying with some guy.
>>7759102
i'm dead
>>7756969
>>7758097
A friend of mine actually made a painting out of it
>>7759318
That guy's face looks terrible, with all due respect.
>>7757235
This is truly beautiful
>>7759278
>"n word"
>Bastardising language on a board about literature
Reddit is thataway kiddo
>>7759278
>n word
N I G G E R
>>7759408
what an asshole
>>7759414
>>7759410
>n*gger
#rude, my guys, >>>/b/ully is that away
>>7757412
I love you.
>>7759278
>>7759410
and here we have a true topic to be discussed. I kinda agree with both and I'm not sure myself. LET'S DIG IN
>>7759431
Great, why don't you go back there then.
>>7756834
What if he meant that he should read Plato so that he can become an intellectual?
>nobody has posted the most patrician thread off all time
This thread is so advanced it needs a guide just to be read
>>7757460
What bothers me about those edits is that they change the fellow into the thing.
He's not supposed to look like the thing he identifies as because he isn't that thing on a physical level.
He should still just look like a person.
Also, wolves do bark.
>>7760109
LOL epic we did it /b/ros
>>7760063
>Socratesht
*sniff*
>>7760109
that thread is the ulysses of shitposting
>>7756602
>>7761128
>>7760109
That was a good thread. I stopped trying and just posted reaction images and quoted text.
>>7756917
This is the pinnacle of Bane memeing
>>7756904
I come from the nameless ruins(rural cults)
>>7759318
everything but the face looks pretty good
>>7757514
i dont get it, he's homeschooled? so thats his sibling?
>>7759092
lol
>>7758098
/thread
>>7756771
>nobody made an actual argument against him
and you are showing how plebs you actually are. you are fucking pathetic with your "kek", "epic". can't you see how ridiculous you look right now?
>>7756917
actual literary merit
>>7761661
vorefag i thought you left?
>>7756771
>tfw this is exactly what wallace was talking about
it was funny at first, but then everything feels bad
>>7757228
Speaking of The Divine Comedy, what is the best version to get? The one in that picture?
>>7758067
underrated
>>7762709
I don't even believe in God and I still want to pinch that smug prick.
>>7762709
that's just gargantuan autism
>>7762709
i grinced.
>>7762709
It's like they're purposely trying to encourage the stereotypes
>>7762709
But wouldn't the god they're calling out to be the Abrahamic God, typically?
And if he's so edgy, wouldn't capitalizing the G make it that much more hardcore by calling the Abrahamic God out????
>>7762709
Jesus fuck, how shameful. I wish I hadn't been this fucking edgy in my fedora years, hopefully they'll grow out of it too.
>>7757514
what
>>7762709
>-221 points
>>7761661
It was never about debate, whether he was right or wrong would've changed nothing. He lashed out due to an anonymous 9-word post, people laughed at it, and yet he kept on. What more is there to it?
>>7761661
A-are you really him?
>>7762317
>this is exactly what wallace was talking about
When?
>>7759092
seeing my story posted here: this is like a small publication or a fraction of a nod from an editor
>>7762849
>>7758104
Basically Antiochus III "the Great" was invited by the Aetolians (Greeks south of Macedon, west of Athens) to "liberate" Greece from Roman control, since Rome didn't allow the Aetolians to kill Philip V, king of Macedon, after he was defeated by Greece/Rome in the second macedonian war (200-196). So the Aetolians invite Antiochus, who rushes into war with Rome in Greece and gets absolutely spanked because the Aetolians who were supposed to help him were all talk and had few if any men to send. Antiochus fucks off back to Asia, then gets his ass kicked again and is basically kicked off the map. He gets sent east of the taurus mountains (roughly halfway across anatolia/southern turkey, running northish/southish), is forced to pay for the war, and remains irrelevant forever after.
20ish years later Rome defeats Perseus, son of Philip V, dissolves the Macedonian kingdom into 4 republics basically controlled by Rome, and all but solidifies Rome's grip on the Mediterranean world.
Cool shit. If you want to read about it check out Livy books 31-45.
>>7762888
Roman here, 1800 years later we're still laughing.
>>7762802
nah it's just someone memeing
>>7762888
Thanks, I never got this until now
>>7756771
>>7756775
>tfw I got 7 posts in the cap against this vorefag
Good thread
>>7757318
>implying John Milton was an Anglican
Jesus Christ!
>>7757412
>>7759051
Cause nothing posted so far is very funny at all. Also, it's always the same shit, none of which is very funny. There are like 12 /lit/ memes total and they're all fucking lame.
>>7762864
Really good.
>>7762886
Awesome.
>>7764508
>Awesome
>>>/reddit/
>>7757415
there are almost as many reasons to read as there are books.
>>7764675
chuckle worthy
>>7759237
kek
>>7757206
my gott
>>7756834
Black man was Diogenes reincarnated
>>7756834
He obviously was expressing incredulity at anon's claim that he's not really an intellectual. Read it with the inflection "that's why you read Plato?"
>>7756922
>>7766339
This hits way too close to home.
>>7756850
he literally didnt make a single good point
>>7757203
lol what
>>7766339
This reminds me of one of the most oddly upsetting scene I saw at a party the other day. Usually if someone passes out at one of our parties we drag them out onto the back lawn or onto a couch where we can keep an eye on them. So there was a guy who seemed just like the one in this picture, he was dragged along by a friend of a friend, drinking straight from a flask and looking nervous all night. He passed out around 10pm; he didn't have any close friends though so no one bothered to move him. He lay in the same position, overhanging the arm of this couch the entire night. Even after the lights were out and everyone in bed, I came out to get a drink of water and there he was softly breathing in the same position on the couch. I came out again at about 4am and he was still there. When I woke again at 6 he was gone and none of my room mates even remembered who he was
>>7757233
Sssh we christfag now
>>7760925
mate this is nice
>>7768869
Yes
>>7756601
i think Leibniz's principle of sufficient reason is a pretty cool teleological argument. the fine tuned universe argument is not terrible either. never
>>7768895
oops it cut me off. never heard a philosophical god argument use the golden fucking ratio as evidence, what about the 6 recipe for the universe numbers by that british dude, royal astronomer, forget his name? thought provoking and induces wonder at this lovely material soup at worst
>>7766171
Speaking of not getting laid
>>7768904
Jesus fucking christ we are horrible people.
I want to kill myself and I wasn't even in that thread.
This guy I went to school with legitimately thinks Socrotes was being ironic when he said this.
>>7768904
butterfly left because of this thread
>>7762709
You break that up into irregular lines and you've literally got Hollow Men/Ash Wednesday-era Eliot.
>>7759237
I cried a little bit teebeeaich
>>7768869
A brain
>>7758088
>>7762888
Holy shit
>>7768491
I bet he's on this board right now
>>7757455
fuck I love these
>>7766339
fuck I need to go lie down
>>7759237
Actually really liked this post.
>>7756850
You're actually right, now that I look at it again. You anon have broadened my horizons.
>>7771229
fucking retard NEVER post in this thread again
also, *kills you*
>>7757236
Maybe you should read Faust
>>7759087
My 6th grade gym teacher was a milf.
>>7771385
Did you get a lackluster handjob?
>>7766339
what is Bick Black?
>>7771391
Unfortunately no, not unless fapping counts
>>7771403
This please. Googled it, nothing.
>>7771551
>>7771565
stay mad
>>7756885
>Pepe the scatological toad
Never gets old.
>>7757284
I keked.
>>7771583
HIGH TEST
I
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T
E
S
T
>>7771583
woof
>>7759278
>being triggered by being niggered
Just because you saw the chart on imgur and lurked for a week doesn't mean you understand the place.
>>7768360
Social anxiety disorder and books with existentialist undertones?
>>7760109
I can't follow this. Are all the different colors completely unrelated? Because I can't see any replies to a post in the blue from the posts in the red.
>>7771722
And narcissism. I forgot about narcissism.
>>7759036
It's not CWC, but easily could have been.
>>7759027
I can just imagine the smell in this room.
>>7768360
sorry you're a petit little fag
>>7766339
post the other lit one with the turtleneck guy and the boob paintings
>>7771565
this is awesome. this is real self-discipline. keep it up
Does anyone remember the guy who used to shoop the word CUM onto every book cover that someone posted?
>>7770769
Or maybe he''s saying it's ironic that socrates said that?
You'd think this was your first time encountering syntactical ambiguity anon
>>7756880
Google "ekas portal" or just "hard vore"
+gay
I like this bit
>>7773615
I don't get it. Maybe it's because I have yet to read Stoner.
>>7773623
it has nothing to do with stoner
i just laughed at the "between the lines tho"
apparently it's not funny
>>7773674
>It's French, it must be good
kek
>>7773674
>a literary tour de force
>>7757203
oh gawd, havent a good laugh in a while
>>7770769
It bugs me more when people quote Socrates since anything he is quoted on was written by Plato, strictly speaking.
>>7774486
Xenophon too.
>>7768491
he was probably some frogpost fag who just wanted to talk about infinity jest
>>7770769
>that ratio
fucking loser
>>7759278
I respect N-people
>>7762615
pic related
>>7760056
holy fuck, lmao
>>7757279
The /pol/ panel is fantastic
>>7759318
HANDS
A
N
D
S
>>7766246
>>7756915
It meant that the Intelligent man realizes that there is always more to learn and that they truly know nothing
>>7762718
Why dont you pinch me instead?
>>7757203
>>7773654
I saw the responses and hoped for a discussion about big black, but it was just you
>>7762718
>I don't even believe in God
*tips*
>>7775299
Do you have the original?
>>7775299
how would you post? this is amazing.
Anyone have the greentext where the guy takes a girl home and says he's a knight of faith?
>>7775323
pick the actor
>>7775277
>but it was just you
Story of my life
>>7775344
i can't tell the difference.
>>7771551
C&P was kinda silly
>>7763038
PATER DUPLICATE, what an excelent meme!
>>7763038
About what? What am I thinking about?
>>7762709
My word, that is absolutely abhorrent. He writes like an autistic 12 year old to begin with, and he's a militant atheist. Not to mention all those terrible, terrible things he's doing to the poor semi colon.
>>7775592
>thatsthejoke.jpeg
>>7757203
Wait is this a "no choice" = dead thing, a "pacts are a spook" thing or is this just fucking retarded? Plz respond
