Have you kissed Oscar Wilde's tomb yet?
>>7748407
>have you gotten aids yet?
>have you defiled a tomb yet?
no.
>>7748407
What a gay tomb.
>>7748449
/thread
>>7748407
"the game" written on the top right
>>7748407
cause i ain't GAAAAYYYYYYY
and you should know that that is so correct a reason not to do this that I said it in spite of legitimately being a homosexual person.
In other words, nobody here's gay enough to actually want to do that shit, including me, and I'm gay.
My ex's roommate kissed Beckett's tomb when he spent a semester abroad last year. I'd much rather kiss Beckett's tomb than Wilde's tbqhfam
I wanted to ejaculate on it but the line for that was ridiculous.
>>7748539
Somebody from /r9k/ should bring a jizz bottle and sling it on the tomb, all recorded of course.
>>7748407
dude aids, lmao.
A fine of €9,000 ($12,000) was imposed on anyone caught kissing or damaging the historical monument, but it had no effect. It was hard to catch people in the act, and most culprits were tourists who were long gone before the police could bring them to court. Appeals from Wilde’s grandson Merlin Holland to stop the practice also fell on deaf ears. A plaque asking fans to respect the tomb instead of defacing it went in vain.
Meanwhile, those greasy red lipstick stains seeped into the stone making it harder and harder to clean. Every cleaning eroded a layer of stone rendering it even more porous, so the next cleaning had to go even deeper and wear away the stone even more.
In 2011, on the the occasion of Oscar Wilde’s 111th death anniversary, the authorities put up a glass barrier surrounding the tomb to prevent kissers from causing further damage. But now tourists are leaving kisses on the glass instead and flowers and notes were tossed inside the enclosure and now lie strewn at the tomb’s foot.
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/05/oscar-wilde-lipstick-covered-tomb-in.html
>>7748703
heh, they said "hard"
>>7748703
Good, the graves of degenerates are marked with degeneracy. How fitting.
>>7748407
a e s t h e t i c a f
>>7748717
He ended up converting to Catholicism and repenting
>>7748758
Oh, so he converted to the most degenerate religion he could find. Bet he thought he could rape little boys with impunity that way.
>>7748703
slowly withering away their idol's memorial?
fucking women. god's dumber creatures.
>>7748775
>fucking women. god's dumber creatures.
I'm on that part of the internet again
>>7748758
Do Catholics still believe in papal infallibility or was that just a meme?
>>7748703
it looks a bit like that statue is farting out a green man whilst preparing for flight
>>7750485
It was not chosen by Wilde's family, but bought by a fan.
I don't understand why one would want to visit or kiss a tomb.
>>7750505
We know, stemboi.
>>7748407
nah I think I'll pass on getting aids.
>>7748407
Does anyone else love the story of Wilde losing that court case? Fuck that makes me laugh.
prideful bitch
>>7748407
>>7750538
>be prideful asshole with infamous "wit"
>be openly gay
>suckin, fuckiing right and left
>cruise with gay posse
>fuck a pugilist's son
>pugilist calls him a faggot
>Stunned, denies right and left
>takes pugilist to court
>everybody rats you out
>Maids say your hotel room smells like gaycum
>"wit" fails you
fagot
>>7748497
It's just a simple stone slab, looks out of place among all the big fancy tombs of nobodies. Anyway, lipstick is a bitch to remove, that's why they put the glass around Wildes
>>7748703
Having fans this degenerate confirms that you are a failure as an artist.
>tfw chose to make a book presentation on a picture of dorian gray on 9th grade
>had no idea how fucking gay the book was
>everyone thought I was gay after it
>>7748407
Nah, I visited Pere la Chaise but more to see Jim Morrison.
>>7748703
Fuckers even stand on top of other tombs just so they can kiss the stone. No regards whatsoever
>>7750613
>It's just a simple stone slab, looks out of place among all the big fancy tombs of nobodies
Sounds just right.
![29a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JzdqUd7.jpg "29a[1].jpg")
>>7748703
>>7748407
>tfw you and your family are buried next to this faggot
>constantly having your eternal rest disturbed by his annoying degenerate fans taking selfies and stepping on your grave so they can kiss his monument
>>7748407
No, it's probably covered in STDs.
>>7748703
a rock changed and then it changed some more
>be an acclaimed literary figure, radical leftist, and also gay
>people mostly remember you for being gay
>>7751069
Most people I've seen remember him for the BE URSELF EVERYONE IS OCCUPED quote.
>>7751069
Most importantly, leading figure of the Aestheticist movement.
>>7751027
Wow so FUCKING PROFOUND maaaaaaaan!
>>7751101
dandy af
>>7748407
Why the hell does it look like that? He was English.
>>7751163
maybe because of poems like this
http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/wilde/sphinx.html
