>>7740612
>Benito Camelo.
Well I hope you come highly recommended or no one is going to read you.

>>7740612
Phil White

John I. Logic for my satires

the I stands for Intelligence

My real name is awesome, so I go with that, but if it were something anachronistic or—god forbid—ethnic, I'd use a pen name.

>>7740653
>or—god forbid—ethnic
Ya I don't know why anyone would willingly use fucking 'Benito Camelo'.

OP that is the worst pen name I've ever heard of

Roberto Pinchas

I publish throwaway stuff under 'Tungsten Gaudalupe'

Colonel James Bapworth

>>7740612
Dermasil Mint Julep III

>>7740612
I write under the name of Miguel H. Ladrao.

A.P. Watson

>>7740612
Stephen Richard Bachman King.

>>7740612
I sign as Mike Hawk

I'll give myself a female name and be rejoiced as one of the greatest and unique female writers of all time. Feminists will worship me everywhere. Then one day, I announce myself self as a dong-having male.
"but I identify as female"

mine is Thomas Pynchon.

>>7741079
can i have your autograph?

>>7740612
That is possibly the worst name you could have picked.

No one is going to read some Italian sounding motherfucker unless someone else recommendsit. You're gimping yourself. Just pick an honest, white name and you'll have an easier time.

>>7740680
>>7740984

Fantastic.

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>tfw I get OP's memename
Feels good to be hispanoparlante

>>7740612
Mine is Rosamel Fierro

>>77406
Br?

>>7740612
Richard Dick Johnson

>>7741078
I plan to do this too, but in reverse

>>7741182
So you're planning on being a feminist that pretends to be a man but reveals herself to be a writer? That's odd of you try.

Dildo Dropper

>>7740612
If I get a book published I'm gonna use my real name but have a photo of someone else and a fake bio.

Antwan Cassidy

>>7741086
Hope you understand that I'm not that guy. That is just my pen name.

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I chose to use Naraku, though I kinda regret it because people will think I'm some Inuyasha fanboy.

Jacob Steelflex

>>7741128
fuck off hans

>>7740612
i like to go by the name of Captain Cherrycoke because i am the captain of a literary trading vessel, i trade my prose for cash and i am in love with my ship, and her name is Cherrycoke (i also like vanilla coke but not so much)

Chuck Tingle

>>7741929
Pornstar name

Climatus

Benito Camelo sounds like the gayest dude on earth. I imagine his books to be like literary transcriptions of those terrible perfume ads.