Is there a more satisfying feeling in the world than cracking the spine of a new book?
Getting through a new book without cracking the spine of a new book.
>>7699938
You're a MONSTER.
>>7699938
Cracking the spine of Beuce Wayne
>>7699993
Casse toi
>>7699993
best banepost I've seen in years
Regardless of tripfaggery
>>7699993
this is /lit/ so i'll have to deduct some points for misspelling, but otherwise nicely done
>>7699938
>>7699938
Yes, cumming inside your girlfriend.
>>7700000
>>7699999
>>7699938
Cracking a young girls hymen.
>>7699938
fuck Harry Potter and its author who is btw a piece of fucking leftie shit
>he cracks the spines on purpose
smdh tbqh familia
>>7699993
>Sol Invictus post
>no one ridiculing him for being a filthy weeb
get off /lit/ you fucking pedophile
>>7699943
/thread
smelling a new book
>>7699993
Well done
>mfw /lit/ doesn't know the satisfaction of cutting pages
Try going in your uni library and look for those foreign hardback donated by some random embassy. Chances are it has uncut pages that you can cut yourself.
>>7703273I didn't even know that's a thing.
>>7699938
i own a couple of pic related. unwrapping them was pretty much the closest thing to a literary orgasm i have had
also i like when you find some little piece of evidence of a previous owner when you buy a secondhand book. little notes or postcards they used as a bookmark or something like that.
>>7699993
you're a big guy
just like these dubs
>Not just tearing out all the pages
I take a handful every time I go out.
>>7699993
>Beuce
>>7699938
Smelling the new book.
>>7704601
>Smelling an old, moldy book then reading it while high off spores
>>7699938
What about opening an amazon parcel full of books?
I personally love to crack spines. I love looking at big books I've read and seeing all the little creases. Even trade paperbacks are hard to not crack... So when I see penguin editions on bookshelves that are not cracked I can say with confidence that you've never read the book.
>>7704617
I just inherited a bunch of books from my grandparents. They're all musty and yellowed and some are in Italian. They're very comfy to read.
>>7704705
>italian
>comfy
That's the spores talking.
>not burning a book after you finish it
seriously guys?
>>7704744
Neighbors started noticing the smoke and smell, so I can't do that anymore.
>>7704744
>wasting materials
>destroying literature
>wasting money
>polluting the atmosphere
I hope you at least burn them in a fireplace to keep yourself warm, you stupid clit.
I have some used books with a weak spine. I'm afraid to open them fully because I know it'll crack fully in that annoying way. Is there anything I can do other than read them half opened awkwardly?
>>7704744
>burning books for any reason
>>>/trash/
>>7704754
Romance and self help books get printed out by the tonnage every year by indolent publishers, don't talk about about a single guy wasting resources.
>>7703510
Sol Invictus isn't that funny, but he contributes more than those trolls.
>>7704815
Recycle that shit, then. Or at least donate it to a thrift store or whatever.
>>7704815
So you burn the good ones?
Cracking the screen of your eReader.
>>7704832
It doesn't matter what a few localized people burn; good books will survive, the world will move on. Worry about book burning when there's a concerted effort by large organizations.
>>7704904
I'm not actually worried.
Still pretty dumb though. If you enjoyed it, why not share it with someone else? Donate them to a library or something.
>>7704919
Okay so maybe you wouldn't call yourself worried, but you're still bitching about it. Now stop meddling with other people's choices. If they paid money for their books, they can do whatever they want with them, it's not like books are kami.
>>7704941
>you're still bitching about it. Now stop meddling with other people's choices
Where do you think you are?
>>7702720
Enjoy getting v&... You just posted an illegal meme
>>7700340
ayy lmao desu baka senpaitachi
>>7705409
You should probably hang yourself.
>>7703273
I'd be way too scared to fuck it up.
>>7699943
>Standing in my library, taking in the pristine spines of all the books i've read like Rob Brydon admiring the Welsh countryside
>"Luv-ly."
>Girlfriend takes an interest in quite a few series and starts reading through them
>Library now looks like Germany after the Russians passed through
God it hurts...
>>7707868
Get her a kindle or tell her to treat your books with care.
>>7699993
Those are big dubs
>>7707873
Went with the latter, because prior she just didn't consider it a thing due to only really having shitty hand-me-downs prior. She's gotten a lot better.
>>7699938
Say that to my face not online and I'll crack YOUR spine.
>>7708029
Are you a book, Anon?
>>7699938
Getting through /lit/ without shiteposting.
>>7708032
N...no
>>7699938
>>7699993
Underrated post.
>>7704744
>not burning the pages you've read as you go, using the light of the fire to keep reading and desperately struggling to keep up
>>7709421
Real patrician right here.
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to post this.
What book are you faggot ? Who memed you into existence ? It was the gassposter wasn't he
>>7703532
>problem plays
>not separated
>>7710998
>referencing House of Leaves
>patrician
:^)
>>7711027
>even getting the reference
Fucking nerd.
>>7711027
House of Leaves is a good read
>>7711035
You need to crawl into the belly of the beast to kill the memes from within. Trying reading something before criticizing it, nerd.
>>7699938
cracking open a new pair of legs
