If there were a book based on your life, how many pages/words would it be, what would the genre be, and how would it be written?
25. One page for each year of my life. The twenty-fifth page will be considerably shorter, and will end in August.
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It'd be a 150 page book by John Hawkes written in his usual style.
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How will it end?
>>7698628
It'd probably be a 1000 page surrealist fiction about nothing at all, with the main story arc being me staring at a wall.
God help anyone that reads it.
Single page concrete poem in the shape of a turd
300 page novel by Houellebecq about the life of a third worlder wizard failing at life, ranting at society and ultimately killing himself.
A 200 page surrealistic Kafka novel about a young boy coming to form with his excellent looks and burgeoning sexuality, but antisocial tendencies, manic personality, and psychopathic fantasies. The message of the story is that he means well, but really doesn't. He kills himself in the end.
>>7698628
It's already wirtten. Read La Nausée.
*tips*
About half a page. Genre fiction. In third-grade English
>>7698628
300, it will be about a NEET dreaming about doing something great, it ends with me doing something stupid and dying.
>>7698628
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It would all be in cuneiform found on the fragments of ancient clay tablets and would be a semi mythological heroic epic about my trials and turbulations on the literature section of an anonymous anime image board.
