Spoil a book in just five words.
>>7675545
Child is abandoned during WWII.
Everyone in the town dies.
1. They did bring him home.
2. He didn't die out there.
3. Guy spends time building stuff.
Smerdyakov killed Fyodor, not Dmitri
>>7675545
raped his kid sister phoebe
>>7675545
Lolita has a boyfriend, escapes.
>>7675545 (You)
Never did the Kenosha Kid
Raskolnikov goes to fucking jail.
Brownmiller's Against Our Will:
Men and society are rapists
The West dies in the end.
Any history book ever, but that was six words.
Pretty much all Shakespearean tragedies.
>Everyone dies at the end.
Pretty much any Lovecraft story.
>people go crazy or die.
>>7675545
I'll make it three.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo
>>7675545
Frank Cauldhame is a girl
>>7675545
Jesus dies then comes back
I am the scarlet pimpernel
Obtains emotions, can't express them.
Maybe conspiracy, maybe she insane.
Onegin falls in love; non-mutual.
The butterfly was watching them.
Cathrine dies in childbirth
Homer Simpson kills a child.
>>7675545
My diary to be honest.
>>7675827
This meme is bad. This meme needs to die.
It takes place in 1984......
>>7677288
No it doesn't.
Darnay is one lucky bastard
Or
The french are retards, lol
>>7676710
Aw man, now I don't want to read it.
