/lit/ I'm getting married to a dimepiece from a good family this summer.
I want some sweet readings for my wedding ceremony.
Bible, Poetry, Literature, Shakespeare Monologues whatever you've got.
Let's make it classy.
>>7659815
Sonnet 130
hassan's rumpus room from naked lunch
>>7659815
What's a dimepiece?
>>7659827
Urban Dictionary in 2003 says
DIme Piece : When a girl is bangin', hot, beautiful, "A perfect ten."
>>7659827
She's small like a dime, maybe a midget.
>>7659815
>dimepiece
>sweet readings
>Let's make it classy
>>7659815
Sonnet 19 will do the job, and, moreover, drop some panties as well:
Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-liv'd Phoenix in her blood;
Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleets,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets;
But I forbid thee one more heinous crime:
O, carve not with the hours my love's fair brow,
Nor draw no lines there with thine antique pen!
Him in thy course untainted do allow
For beauty's pattern to succeeding men.
Yet do thy worst, old Time! Despite thy wrong
My love shall in my verse ever live young.
>>7659827
Like a codpiece but smaller.
>>7659815
>good family
Lol
Why bother learning to read
just beat your chest and yell at each other
>>7659815
are you a nigger?
Read an extract of one of Joyce's letters.
>>7659815
Read the last chapter of Ulysses in its entirety.
>>7659815
The Flea!
