BIOPIC CASTING COUCH
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ITT: We cast writer biopics. Writers who have already had biopics are allowed. Come on, /lit/! Hollywood needs new material!
I'll start.
>Mads Mikkelsen = Karl Ove Knausgård
>>7657160
An obvious pick, but it'll never happen.
am I the only one who can only name like 6 actors?
Knausgaard should play himself, obviously...
>>7657175
Why? Knausgård is attention whore.
>pic = any of the following:
>Julio Cortazar
>Edgar Allan Poe
>James Franco
>>7657160
>mads trying to authentically speak norwegian
Would be fun as hell
>>7657190
He's definitely not right for Poe.
>Implying Franco wouldn't play himself and he hasn't already made the movie.
>>7657197
Would it be worse than his English?
>>7657212
His english is fine, especially considering that he's danish.
>>7657190
Is this a meme i'm not getting, who is this man?
>>7657218
Maybe I notice it more because I'm Danish too.
>>7657231
Kamelåså
Steve Buscemi in the roll of Michel Houellebecq.
>>7657223
Oscar Isaac. Not doing a meme or anything.
>>7657205
Poe was a joke since that's the character's name in TFA. The Franco thing was just going meta; the >implying is right of course.
>>7657268
>Michel Houellebecq = skinny Stellan Skarsgård
William Wordsworth.
>>7657268
>not sartre
>>7657160
>KnausgardPut a wing on him. Think about it
>>7657326
Will there be a scene where he personally approves all the Wordsworth Classics?
>>7657326
JUST
Kazuo Ishiguro as Murakami
>Coming this Fall
>Jack Black
>In the role of a lifetime
>Honor the Ballsac
Bill Murray as Ernest Hemingway
>>7657709
holy fuck, i would pay to see this
I'd like to see Viggo Mortenson as Burroughs. I've heard he did well in that On the Road movie, I imagine him fitting the role perfectly.
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>>7658247
I still can't believe they cast this nigger as Ernest Hemingway.
>>7657856
That is an okay amount of hair for a 43 year old man.
