/lit/ has been boring lately, let's have a fun thread. If you had to relive the life of one character from a book, who would it be and why?
>>7656689
Tyrone Slothrop
god, the bible
>>7656689
Hal/king Henry V
Living the life of Alcibiades would be a wild ride.
>>7656689
Alcinous
Danica Shardae from the Kiesha'ra series.
>>7656714
I'd be Jesus
Pros:
>walk on water
>water to wine
>healing powers
>best friend is a prostutute
>whole empire knows my name
>alpha as fuck
Cons:
>King of the Jews
bateman
Themistocles.
>>7656862
Yeah but you never get to use those powers for yourself because "muh self-sacrifice".
Also you meet a pretty gore-y, horrible ending of torture execution because your dad can't be bothered to help, even tho he's all-mighty.
>best friend is a prostitute
wat. Peter wasn't a prostitute. Are you calling the pope a prostitute?
>>7656885
>not Alcibiades or Alexander
>>7656862
you forgot
cons
>nailed to a fucking cross
>>7656913
Mary Magdeline is the prostitute.
Judge Holden
The Übermensch
Alternatively, severian from book of the new sun
The Vampire Lestat
>Banging nuns
>Eating out televangelists on their period
>Chilling with the devil; drinking jeebus' blood
>Rock & Roll
>>7656973
>vampire
>pretending to be human
>pretending to be vampire
Obolonsky or Levin
>>7656987
>How avant-garde
>>7656729
this mother fucker knows what's up. or should I say queen fucker.
