Hear ye Hear ye! Calling all /lit/ards!
post i' here ya 5 finger stories. post ye 5 word stories and I'll anounce the winner in but 45 winks of a moonfaces big 'and!
Laesh go go go!
The OP is a faggot.
Her shit hit his chest.
chains are off, language's master's
>>7606661
Well put ya might o' tinkard!
devil's ram's cliff edge shakes
>>7606649
"Faggot": the definition of OP.
You're browsing /lit/ in hell.
The earth rejected her blood.
Hamlet was dead all along.
to make mistakes - humanity's privilege
Christ lives;
As do we
>>7606690
Brooke Mueller?
Twenty years sleeping;no rest
Fart in the wind, we.
ye!12 big tocks to go!
>>7606649
are you on medication, love?
>>7606649
Studied for great affluence,beggared
I shall die in peace.
I suppose kool-aid will do.
Fiction? Is there anything but?
Couldn't disarm the bomb. Oops.
Alone. That's not my shadow.
Revolutionarily, my dear, our fuck.
>>7606783
annoying posters ruin promising threads
>>7606793
they feel someone needs them
>>7606783
>Implying you weren't biased because you're a christfag yourself.
Go fuck yourself, you overtly homosexual nigger faggot.
My biggest sin? Creating uninspired.
>>7606802
As moon rises, sexuality abides.
five word story? Well...shit
Don't believe no one had gone for that yet
Oh sound of river! Screech!
>>7606800
Alright Spike Lee calm down calm down.
>>7606811
but now we feel special!
Take her already, unscrupulous heart.
Go where alligators smoke pipes
We travel lightly into fulfillment.
Hear, council, for ye are toast!
Into fulfillment, we travel lightly.
I must -- can't -- will -- shit.
Stop, said mother. Then died.
him as well, old man
What hangs between legs? Balls!
Oh gypsy! She is mine!
Ceaseslessly, the allegory will begin.
Good deeds matter in Hell
The smell of cunt, yikes!
In Hell, good deeds matter.
Deeply unaware of his godhood.
Indeed, a good Hell matters.
Astonishingly aware of his manhood.
She's with her boyfriend now.
Innocence is killed with praise.
>>7606866
I knew /lit/ would pick on me. The only black guy on this board, I'm sure of, and you still had to pick on me. Fuck this I'm going back to reddit.
Back to reddit, he went.
>>7606884
Interesting train you have there. Of thoughtd thoughts I mean
I'm her husband!... Please continue...
After all, this wasn't reddit.
Preparations begin, the bull readies.
Wind traverses through. Erection coldens.
Oh light, cascade a wince.
A cancerous cavern floats down.
Dicks flop on supine ears
Microwave bells, yes! Jani said.
Men are pigs Women: mud.
or shit, but felt a bit mean.
A steady chode, sweating profusely.
Get over it. I can't.
>>7606927
Men are pigs; Women: mud.
forgot the semicolon
Broken nets held them under.
The taint, foulesly screamed: taste!
Chimichanga ching chang chong nigger.
Delay the silly skid, earth.
I'm a fag! You? Fag!
>>7606649
Nigga stole my last .
This stock on dunk eggs.
>>7606947
I done stole his word. Word.
Wasn't a prostitute, till I paid.
Finally, after all these years.
Don't forget the margarine, mom.
I owe Sally a fuck.
Comfort. Tranquillity. Screaming Butterflies. Summer.
>>7606957
Wait till I fucking catch
Erect; I lubricated her nostril.
I saw fiery hell, blinded.
The ship's mast has broken
Blindly, I saw fiery hell.
>>7606873
ouch!
>>7607009
Liar liar, your pants burn!
they fucked and then herpes
>>7607006
or
53rd day: ship's mast broke
Enough racism!, said the nigger.
Baby shoes for sale, nigga.
teardrop falls on water silently
>>7607034
You added a lot of depth there, I like it
Tree that falls, baby drips.
Erection fades, sirens prevail. Run.
I THINK THEREFORE I AM
Press against me, said Time.
Melt away, reveal, cold memories.
Watch out! there's a
It wasn't difficult to dissapoint
Smileys are considered words :(
>>7607116
lol
>>7607124
you gonna finish these?
>>7607136
Say, "Do we ever finish?"
>>7607144
yes, and then we wipe
Sing. They didn't make it.
Siegfried, I fucked the tiger.
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^ - Kékkek
>>7607267
There's a mistake, it should be:
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^ - Kékkek
>>7607218
lol wut m8?
>>7607274
If you read this message correctly, it is a meme.
Entering, I experienced absolute pleasure.
Writer's note, entering OP's mom's pussy.
>>7607272
Nobody's going to decipher it? I'm disappointed /lit/
>>7606649
Am I too late, /lit/?
>>7607272
the numbers of thunder words from Finnegans Wake are
1.
9.
8.
4.
^ - gr8 b8 m8
For sale, shoes, never worn.
Last man alive, door knocks
Literally Reddit tier thread desu
>>7606649
But she wasnt there anymore.
All rain ends; flowers bloom
>>7608355
What if it's God?
For she isn't breathing anymore.
Baby corpses and demons everywhere.
But then who was phone?
Then John was the demons.
Asians and blacks destroy whites.
>>7609040
Heh.
>>7608355
first man alive, then regrets
lil curch nigga dindu nuthin
Summer lovin, happened so fast.
I was Hitler all along!
>>7610364
Stop being a prick.
>>7610462
met a boy, cute as can be
But then who was phone?!
